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Jul 19, 2009
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Tiny Lowtax posted:

Why do cats hate closed doors so much anyways? Mine are the same way.

implies there is thing not for cat (impossible)

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Jul 19, 2009
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Skwirl posted:

The two best presidents ever are also war criminals.

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Jul 19, 2009
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I've never seen it either. Looks dumb.

And if it's like the Sandlot, it's definitely dumb, because that's one of the most tediously unfunny films I've ever seen.

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Jul 19, 2009
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The way it works is if you look stupid enough to a cat, it might amuse them enough to come over.

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Jul 19, 2009
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For stupid Star Wars things that happened, we still have the rotating sub forum for talking about Star Wars!

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Jul 19, 2009
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This is my favorite today

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Jul 19, 2009
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vyelkin posted:

"finally found the reason why people bought toilet paper"

https://twitter.com/KotikiV/status/1244178291256426499

One of my favorite things about cats is they can always make it look like they just barely made it on a jump. But obviously they could've easily jump twice as high. They're just really efficient.

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Jul 19, 2009
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That you're expected to have sex with the dolphins if your advisor tells you that you have to

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Jul 19, 2009
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I always assumed Patrick spoke through his madreporite.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Adorpion! Why didn't I think of that?!

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Jul 19, 2009
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SC
ADORPION

2 letters to make your baby predatory and arthropodal

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Jul 19, 2009
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Roblo posted:

Different things affect different people in different ways. Who knew?

I really struggle with cringe comedy like Peep show, just can't watch it, it's awful. That foam video is extremely uncomfortable for me to watch.

Charmander video wasn't so bad though, just irritating as gently caress.

Peep Show distressed me because I loved The Mitchell and Webb Look but yeah peep show was awful cringe comedy where teens got molested and dogs were killed for laughs. ugh

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Jul 19, 2009
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🙂☹️🙂☹️🙂☹️🙂☹️

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Jul 19, 2009
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:3:

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Jul 19, 2009
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zoux posted:

Why is astrology back

I have no idea but it's dumb as gently caress. Tons of people I know in real life talk about it like it's a real thing.

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Jul 19, 2009
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holy poo poo. the original bishie.

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Jul 19, 2009
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I'm also going to pint out the original Trolls is an extremely good film.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Woah

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Jul 19, 2009
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Yeah dude I can identify anime

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Jul 19, 2009
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LEGO Batman was fantastic.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Claeaus posted:

I usually skip most videos unless someone else does a quote of approval on them. Exceptions are asian tweets with videos, they are always a pro-click.

True, but sometimes you REALLY need to just trust that it's worth your time. This video is my go-to example, you can't give it away beforehand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef6EK1vGJzs

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Jul 19, 2009
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Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's actually ambiguous what joker does to her. The only objectively inaccurate part was saying he made Gordon watch. It's a mind bogglingly dumb quibble.

yeah well The Killing Joke is a mind bogglingly dumb rear end comic

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Jul 19, 2009
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Who the gently caress puts the balls halfway up the shaft?

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Jul 19, 2009
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Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm purple! He is green!

Green leader has green leaders sash...

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Jul 19, 2009
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Jul 19, 2009
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The slides from Dashcon always bring me laughter.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Original was deleted.

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Jul 19, 2009
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I think it's relatively hard to get called on when you don't do anything

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Jul 19, 2009
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Skwirl posted:

Let's pretend for a second Nostradamus did accurately predict a huge number of global events in the late 20th and early 21st centuries. How completely and totally loving useless that is to everyone he ever knew or met in 16th century Europe. Like if someone now is writing predictions about specific events of the 25th century, even if you believed they were 100% accurate, what do you do with that information?

produce Star Trek

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Jul 19, 2009
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i was into smooching anime mans before it was political

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Jul 19, 2009
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whatever happened to getting scandalized by Tokyopop manga that Borders forgot to shrink wrap and then coming back for progressively more erotic content until your entire perception of relationships is irreparably broken? gd kids these days. Don't even know CLAMP

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Jul 19, 2009
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new bruce coville book makes your year

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Jul 19, 2009
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theflyingexecutive posted:

blue lives matterhorn

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Jul 19, 2009
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It's true, tumblr loving kicks rear end. It's unhinged.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Straight White Shark posted:

This one is a little different. The previous LGBTQ decision had a clear undertone of "I can't believe you idiot fucks are making me do this but that's how the law is written", this one seems to actually have the conviction of his beliefs judging by how much he seems to relish the decision. Although I dunno, maybe dropping the science on statutory treaty law that's just been straight up ignored for a century is just catnip to his particular brand of textualism.

He has history with tribal law (hence being the one to write the decision) and might, actually, feel like considering how ripped natives get from a texualist's perspective, that he finally got to take a meaningful shot. If textualism were applied towards native issues uhhhh let's just say that the natives would really, really come out ahead because there are a LOT of laws on the books that just, don't.

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Jul 19, 2009
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freeedr posted:

Not an ideal comparison because the unscrupulous cheaters become the richest and most powerful in the pictured world

2020 mad about hrobi

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Jul 19, 2009
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grittyreboot posted:

Please don't make me sympathize with Johnny Depp

y'know it's coming out with the recordings and stuff thaaaaat he probably didn't do the bad stuff and seems to have been actually slandered

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Jul 19, 2009
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There is, however, a lot of inaccuracy about the female dominated horny spaces. And if any of you had actually read a romance novel, or even something like gone with the wind, you would see that they are genuinely very strange and different relative to porn for men. Actually, the vast majority of what exist for women is still more like erotica, which has its own extremely specific rules.

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Jul 19, 2009
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And though the supernatural dog dick universe is incredibly funny, and never stops being funny, it's genuinely not representative. Even people in those fandoms consider it fringe. The vast majority of it is would strike you as odd for completely different reasons. Like, inventing elaborate backstories for Transformers characters that make it hard for them to admit that they want to kiss each other, and 300,000 words later, they finally get to. That's a loving commitment.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Perhaps the strangest dimension is you're not supposed to actually make erotica that you would enjoy solely for yourself. That's somewhat tawdry. You are supposed to contribute to a communal body of erotica, so that everybody is paying in erotica, and then has a wealth of erotica to enjoy. It's proof that communism works, but only sort of.

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