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is there a link to the whole interview video? This sounds amazing.
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Jun 2, 2019 16:17
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Oh god the last guy. that pause was perfect.
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Jun 12, 2019 03:29
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Darth Walrus posted:Do existentially disturbing tweets count? Whatever I am still safe from the pusher robot either way.
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Jun 18, 2019 13:04
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I think this succinct tweet wins the "questions raised per word" prize
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Jun 20, 2019 23:29
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Memento posted:It's an Apple product. Search your feelings and tell me what you think the likelihood is of it having any user-serviceable parts at all. I literally have a battery-powered apple mouse sitting on my desk. I can't take a picture of the top of it; it's so shiny my phone refuses to focus on it.  I have no idea where I got it though, maybe it's not in production any more. e: since this is the tweets thread, have a good tweet: https://twitter.com/5w0rdFish/status/1144584067574358016?s=20 ewiley has a new favorite as of 13:51 on Jun 28, 2019 |
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Jun 28, 2019 13:48
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Mods requesting name change to tik toxic
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Jul 19, 2019 21:09
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How does that person put their hand into a bowl of food coloring and not come out with blue hands? This is all clearly a render.
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Jul 26, 2019 13:01
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Oh no I'm going to out myself as thinking it's kinda cute and I've totally just hung around in a hotel room being goofy with my wife and eating pizza in robes because someone's watching the kids for the weekend and oh god i'm old. BUT we did not sync it to a lovely pop song and put it on twitter, thanks for watching my TED talk
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Aug 1, 2019 12:27
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JoelJoel posted:I had a really satisfying poo poo this morning. I didn't need to post it to social media with multiple angles, staged poses, and lame music. Depends on how you poo poo.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c
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Aug 1, 2019 18:21
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this strikes me as more  than the possum lady
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Aug 16, 2019 02:10
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Mod please change my name to K'o'oc'hi'e
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Aug 18, 2019 20:54
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Cleretic posted:https://twitter.com/mo_writes/status/1164618209343004672 what is Mmmf and how do I die of it? E: also General Bummers would make a good cat name
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Aug 25, 2019 12:41
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This is legit the funniest thing I've seen on twitter in a while.
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Sep 3, 2019 13:02
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uvar posted:The best tweets are ones you remember a year later Alexandra Petri is a national treasure and easily justifies a subscription to the Post.
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Sep 5, 2019 11:11
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Eschenique posted:It was actually the government owned nation wide liquor monopoly chain so not quite a mom & pop store but close Regardless of morality, you report it so they don't assume it was you that took it when the count comes up short.
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Sep 5, 2019 12:46
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Inceltown posted:Snitches get stitches. Seriously though, don't ever pay for anything with a debit card, what the hell is wrong with you people? Also who has over 100k in a checking account?
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Sep 5, 2019 12:57
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Who What Now posted:Ok grandpa. lol nice post/user combo Seriously tho, you have basically no liability for credit card fuckery, but a stolen debit card can make you unable to pay rent. I don't think enough people realize this...
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Sep 5, 2019 13:26
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Fear not, Jeremy Renner lives on in his Amazon dot com store selling 'outdoors' poo poo https://twitter.com/shreksucks/status/1169456171771543552?s=20
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Sep 5, 2019 23:35
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Skwirl posted:I'm imagining a birthday where this doesn't happen. yeah, that's literally the problem with conservatives, they believe that 100% of their paycheck is all their blood sweat and tears of sitting at an office all day and nothing at all to do with anyone else
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Sep 8, 2019 21:30
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Sep 10, 2019 15:52
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normal person: oh here is a funny video of a frog trying to eat a finger millennial: OMG I'm like, I feel you fren, the finger represents my unpaid college loans and I'm the frog just struggling and I *can't even*
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Sep 15, 2019 15:15
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Sep 15, 2019 18:49
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Sep 15, 2019 20:04
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"But Doctor, that emoji I sent you *is* Pagliacci!" e: oh wait  isn't it??
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Sep 29, 2019 17:36
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This guy is a legend https://twitter.com/heibeipangzai/status/1167063244810248192?s=20
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My Spirit Otter posted:Name one country that allows you to openly carry weapons in the street that isnt a third world country. Israel and Switzerland both have compulsory military service and even while you're in civilian clothing and off duty you're expected to carry your weapon. I don't think that's quite the same thing as 'open carry' by private citizens in the US, but most Swiss and Israelis wouldn't be surprised to see someone walking around with an automatic rifle.
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Nov 6, 2019 20:14
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My Spirit Otter posted:Compare the groups open carrying Sure, I agree 100%
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Nov 6, 2019 21:38
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Sulla Faex posted:I think the op made a semantic mistake and we can clear up this "what about Israel and Switzerland"' confusion by fixing it I actually looked this up and the Swiss actually tightened their gun laws significantly to align with the EU and I now retract the 'Swiss and Israelis' and now leave it to the correct interpretation of "garbage countries full of garbage people" since the Swiss are all things considered pretty ok despite the xenophobic racism. https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2019/05/22/swiss-people-vote-for-gun-control-to-comply-with-e-u-agreement/
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Nov 12, 2019 19:49
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Oh my god https://twitter.com/BrandonNel10/status/1181743497952415745?s=20
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Nov 15, 2019 14:23
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most of these are custom orders where someone never actually bought them or only needed like 5 for their custom project vehicle mounted whatever but the minimum order is 10,000 and then they get firesaled on AliEzpress for cheap to try to recoup the cost. Ask me how I know 
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Nov 21, 2019 03:24
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https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1197893696865361920?s=20 This has got to be the one that finally gets them shutdown
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Nov 22, 2019 16:19
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Dec 4, 2019 14:08
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I'm the obviously temporary tattoo
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Dec 11, 2019 14:43
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zoux posted:I wouldn't even hide the drat painting, I'd mock it to its face. Fuckin' dumbass devil thanks for the consequence free life. Now I'm going to create Life from Death using grave robbing, to similar personal benefit. holy poo poo I swear I separated my recyclables please don't
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Dec 11, 2019 19:30
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Literally gasped out loud at the end.. that’s the price of hubris there
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