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lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

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Watched the Hulu original horror film Treehouse last night

It was loving terrible

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nopants posted:

oa part 2 is good y’all

impossible

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Dec 28, 2006

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Do any animals die or get violently attacked? I love those shows but hate those parts

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Dec 28, 2006

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Savageland loving sucked poo poo

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Dec 28, 2006

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Forever on Prime is really good. Go in knowing nothing, the first few episodes throw curveballs.

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veni veni veni posted:

It's beyond bad. The first 75% of it is just bog standard schlock, but holy crap everything with the cult is just open palm, slap yourself in the head stupid.

The cell phone ‘bombs’ were clever

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veni veni veni posted:

I’m just starting it but Man Seeking Woman is really good so far.

It gets a lot better

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Dec 28, 2006

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Detective No. 27 posted:

What's the story behind this?

Well, it starts in the mid 80s with the mujahideen and Russia...

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Dec 28, 2006

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Dark S2 dives straight in and I need to rewatch S1 because it’s so drat dense

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pahuyuth posted:

How can you hate Michael Rappaport??

https://youtu.be/sJeuWZNWImE

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Dec 28, 2006

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American Factory on Netflix is beyond infuriating, gently caress

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The Vosgian Beast posted:

Speaking of horror stuff what's the best season of Channel Zero? I just got Shudder and I wanna watch a horror TV show and I can only take so much American Horror Story.

3 and 2 are the best IMO for different reasons. 3 is a hyper surreal nightmare and 2 is an emotionally brutal more plot driven story.

1 is mediocre and 4 is pretty good based mostly on the ‘villain’

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God Hole posted:

Seems like we had a couple of years of all Sam Worthington all the time (for some reason), we collectively went "please, enough of this guy" then he disappeared for a decade.

Anyway, anyone watch Fractured?

Yeah it was dumb

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Alec Eiffel posted:

Nah, dawg, I was born in 87 and haven’t seen any of these movies, but I’ve heard of nearly all of them because they’re made by a major studio. And certainly I wouldn’t go onto the web and be like “Y’all ever heard of this? ‘The Apple Dumpling Gang?’ Pretty funny right.”

This is with regard to people would even purchase Disney+. They would probably be familiar with these garbage live-action movies, more so than anyone.

Edit: I guess I am mad because the jokes aren’t funny and they’re invading my personal space.

You’re being weird hth

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veni veni veni posted:

I wouldn’t say it’s nothing like midsommar.

Hereditary and Midsommar are fraternal twins

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rngd in the womb posted:

They're both so great and so hosed up. Can Ari Aster make a movie every year?

edit: Can we get some recs with great smash cuts up in here?

The trailer for the new Pet Sematary has a loving fantastic smash cut of the dad's face watching his kid get smashed by a truck to his face at the funeral, but that's not actually in the movie, and the movie sucked

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Sock The Great posted:

Midsommar is an A24 flick right? So that should be on Prime, hopefully at some point in the near future.

It currently is, go watch

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pizza valentine posted:

I just assumed they all wanted a vacation in Japan and convinced Netflix to pay for it.

https://youtu.be/LSzHi39Yktw

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Dec 28, 2006

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Verizon offers a year of D+ for anyone with Unlimited cell service or FIOS

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Starks posted:

Thinking of asking my book store to only sell me novels in one-chapter increments so I don’t get ahead of my boys in the book club

Looking forward to this lovely take being stretched over the next few pages of this thread

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Dec 28, 2006

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Groovelord Neato posted:

Correct takes are lovely now?

Weekly episodes of TV are the same as staggering releases of book chapters, ok

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Inspector Hound posted:

This is the more innocent and pure hearted view, as it frames the episodic series as a long, complex and carefully woven story instead of a vehicle for advertising

:hmmyes:

There is no such thing as ethical streaming under capitalism

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Enos Cabell posted:

I'm not gonna have 4 hours uninterrupted to devote to Irishman for a while. Does this breakdown seem like it would work?



Hahahha yes, make all movies episodic

Watch The Godfather weekly across all of 2020

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flatluigi posted:

probably because it's not that notable that a streaming service has one of the several dozen sitcoms about a lovely husband and a shrew of a wife that aged like milk

Uhh, no, flatluigi.

lament.cfg fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Dec 29, 2019

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Franchescanado posted:

Which is pretty funny, cuz that means all those soldiers died for literally no reason other then the Queen's a fickle rear end in a top hat who loves drama.

world history.txt

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Dec 28, 2006

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I've always described them as fraternal twins which I think stands up

Visually and textually they're in opposition but the themes and emotions are extremely related

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precision posted:

I liked it a lot. :shrug:

Things can be fun and enjoyable without being Capital G Good, but it’s 2020 and the Peak TV nonsense is brain poison

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The Road
28 Days Later
Children of Men
I Am Legend
Mad Max
Mad Max 2
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
Mad Max: Fury Road
Dawn of the Dead
Quarantine
Bird Box
Contagion
Melancholia
The Mist

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feedmyleg posted:

Someone saw the movie and wanted to gently caress that mermaid figurine so bad they spent their life savings on it. Way to miss the subtext!!


https://twitter.com/OhThatNK/status/1221552125076836352?s=20

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fenix down posted:

Dumb question about HBO Max - my google fu is failing.

Is there a difference in the selection available if you choose to sign up as an add-on to Hulu vs adding onto a cable subscription?

I had HBO via Hulu prior to the Max change, and it’s now branded as HBO Max, so I would hope/expect that it’s the same package.

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Fallen

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Dec 28, 2006

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mods please namechange me to Warrior Nun Areola

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Dec 28, 2006

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It’s 100% fiction, the short film doesn’t exist

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punk rebel ecks posted:

He specifically said "shrink".

Maybe his muscles got too big and he needed someone to emsmallen them

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Dec 28, 2006

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Raised By Wolves is insane, sometimes in good and sometimes in bad ways

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Borrowed Ladder posted:

Pen15 was so good but a 7 ep season felt painfully short. It was really well paced and a perfect arc but i just need more.

That was the first half of a 14 episode run, no clue when the rest will drop

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The promo shot they used perfectly encapsulates the series

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Roth posted:

Is it at least comically bad?

I got some enjoyment out of Artemis Fowl having Josh Gad try to sound like a badass while narrating the whole movie.

No. It’s boring and joyless, and the ending is parody levels of bad.

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Starks posted:

Very good movie with a terrible name. I thought it was a Run DMC documentary the first time I heard it.

That’s His Adidas

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You should embrace the rightful shame, not enable his lovely private thoughts

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