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If you are in the US, the entire card is on ESPN+ Everywhere else, watch this on fightpass. Starts at 5 PM EST (RIGHT NOW). Paul "one lung" Felder and Jon Anik doing commentary, Trevor Wittman helping out. The fights, in chronological order: 
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Mar 9, 2019 22:58
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I forgot Boetsch knocked out Johny in 2017 lol.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:04
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TheKingslayer posted:I forgot Boetsch knocked out Johny in 2017 lol. Post-Lawler (also post-USADA) Johny was never the same unfortunately.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:06
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I get irrationally upset when people have a bad half guard.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:15
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YES PAUL FELDER! I don't have to hear Dom Cruz repeat the same line 5x hoping for someone to say "great point, Dom"!
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Mar 9, 2019 23:16
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Do the cutmen sign up to have their full name broadcast like that? Seems weird.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:17
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Brut posted:Do the cutmen sign up to have their full name broadcast like that? Seems weird. Doesn't seem any more weird than anyone else having their name broadcast.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:18
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ahahaha what the gently caress was that pratfall
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Mar 9, 2019 23:21
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Wtf was that? Moret just fell over on his own but the camera wasn't showing the legs so I can't quite tell what happened Also I hope this next round is more of this last minute and less of the first 9.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:21
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i wonder if alex white can pair his win over artem lobov with a win over a guy who kinda looks like conor a bit if you squint and are very drunk
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Mar 9, 2019 23:22
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i need more kickboxing from this one because i've never seen a match between two characters both using the herky-jerky keith jardine animation set before
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Mar 9, 2019 23:26
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Dan moret sucks
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Mar 9, 2019 23:28
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How many times are you going to warn a guy for grabbing the fence before you do something about it?
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Mar 9, 2019 23:29
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Robert Analog posted:Dan moret sucks  I am screaming JUST ELBOW THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD at my monitor edit: what I'm saying is they both suck
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Mar 9, 2019 23:30
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Mike Tysonesque is White's lisp, Joe
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Mar 9, 2019 23:31
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JaySB posted:Mike Tysonesque is White's lisp, Joe if you'd like to say what the gently caress 2 or 3 times in a row, with increasingly high pitch, read this wiki excerpt to find out how it happened! quote:Born and raised Tuscumbia, Missouri, White was critically injured as a toddler when he mistakenly drank gasoline placed in a milk jug near other jugs that were filled with lemonade. The gasoline accident burned his vocal cords, damaged his hearing and contributed to a minor speech impediment.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:37
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Think they'll cut old man who couldn't beat Sage now?
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Mar 9, 2019 23:44
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is it just me or did the ref miss a tap to the guillotine there?
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Mar 9, 2019 23:45
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TheTofuShop posted:is it just me or did the ref miss a tap to the guillotine there? On the slowmo none of that looks like a clear tap, more just reaching to grab something.
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Mar 9, 2019 23:50
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I am excited for hotballs
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Mar 9, 2019 23:53
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I miss anything worth going back to catch up on?
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Mar 9, 2019 23:57
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excited to see how smolka snatches defeat from the jaws of victory tonight
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Mar 10, 2019 00:00
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Jerusalem posted:I miss anything worth going back to catch up on? Nah, you only missed two fights, the first one sucked and the second one was quick and predictable.
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Mar 10, 2019 00:01
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i hope everyone on the card got a chance to meet WuShock, Wichita State University's venerable wheat-monster mascot
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Mar 10, 2019 00:05
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welp
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Mar 10, 2019 00:06
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Soothing Vapors posted:excited to see how smolka snatches defeat from the jaws of victory tonight Looks like he just snatched defeat from the jaws of defeat
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Mar 10, 2019 00:06
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Soothing Vapors posted:excited to see how smolka snatches defeat from the jaws of victory tonight Welp. Looked like he had gotten free of that triangle but then he got wrapped right back up again.
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Mar 10, 2019 00:06
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JaySB posted:Looks like he just snatched defeat from the jaws of defeat lol as soon as Felder said "Smolka wanted the takedown, the ground is where he does his best work" this one was over, we just didnt know it yet Jerusalem posted:Welp. that switch from armbar (I think?) to triangle was dope
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Mar 10, 2019 00:08
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Brut posted:On the slowmo none of that looks like a clear tap, more just reaching to grab something. ah okay, I missed the replay. That was some splendid guard work from Schnell tho e: yeah Soothing Vapors posted:that switch from armbar (I think?) to triangle was dope
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Mar 10, 2019 00:14
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Maurice "The Crochet Boss" Greene has a unique advantage. With that lazy eye, his opponents don't know which way he's really lookin'.
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Mar 10, 2019 00:19
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Aye Doc posted:if you'd like to say what the gently caress 2 or 3 times in a row, with increasingly high pitch, read this wiki excerpt to find out how it happened! What the hell?
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Mar 10, 2019 00:19
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ccubed posted:Maurice "The Crochet Boss" Greene has a unique advantage. With that lazy eye, his opponents don't know which way he's really lookin'. WHO IS HE LOOKING AT? hahaha thanks again to whoever linked that Paulo Filho video a couple threads ago.
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Mar 10, 2019 00:21
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The white guy in this fight's back tattoo looks like a covered up swastika.
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Mar 10, 2019 00:21
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Why is a giant black man beating up some white power goon?
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Mar 10, 2019 00:26
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Le Saboteur posted:The white guy in this fight's back tattoo looks like a covered up swastika. It looks like a combination of that and the Ribiero jiu jitsu logo.
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Mar 10, 2019 00:26
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both of these dudes are gonna gas out very hard in round 2 and we will achieve peak trashweight. prepare for the glory brothers
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Mar 10, 2019 00:27
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Captain Log posted:Why is a giant black man beating up some white power goon? Hey maybe you're jumping a little too far based on a tattoo that kinda looks like it might be a coverup of something else, unless there's some outside info i'm unaware of.
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Mar 10, 2019 00:28
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Brut posted:Hey maybe you're jumping a little too far based on a tattoo that kinda looks like it might be a coverup of something else, unless there's some outside info i'm unaware of. Oh lord, I better not make snap judgements about some goony fat rear end. “White Power Looking Goon”
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Mar 10, 2019 00:30
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I love how excited the commentators are about Greene being 6'7
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Mar 10, 2019 00:31
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Crochet Boss is the more gassed of the two, but I can't understand why he gave up on the jab after cracking the dude with three good ones in the middle of the round.
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Mar 10, 2019 00:34
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