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Applewhite posted:Because Dragonborn are viviparous. They also feed their young milk, as evidenced by their scaly tits.
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Colonel Cancer posted:More charisma means more tiddies, 
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Mar 18, 2019 13:36
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you have high cha and obnoxious personality, does it nullify or greatly multiply the result? That's just Fran Drescher
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Mar 18, 2019 13:42
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Applewhite posted:I never get to play big tiddy characters. I have the mark of the DM on me and can never escape. Same. But that just means you can play multiple big tiddy characters at once.
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Mar 18, 2019 14:40
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Man, imagine being a epic level wizard who's ghost dick is too big to be used to gently caress anything. Tragic.
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Mar 18, 2019 15:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:Shadow Conjuration (penis) : it's 20% real! Shadow Conjuration (penis), Greater: it's can duplicate any dick-spell of 5th level or lower at 60% effectiveness.
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Mar 18, 2019 16:22
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Kobolds are tiny dragonlings, gnomes are dipshits who talk to gophers. gently caress gnomes.
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Mar 18, 2019 16:59
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The Dregs posted:Didn't kobolds use to be little dog-goblins before they got turned into little dragon-goblins Get with the times, old man
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Mar 18, 2019 17:38
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:I always play Human because if I play another race I can't decide if it's racist to do the accent or racist not to do the accent. What accents do you think non-existent fictional races have? And why do you assume all humans talk exactly like you? Seems... Pretty racist. 
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Mar 18, 2019 18:06
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WoW is very racist, yes.
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Mar 18, 2019 18:22
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What are doing in the City of Brass without at least Fire Resistance 30?
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Mar 18, 2019 18:47
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I use my 7th level spell slot to cast Reduce Juggs, Mass
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Mar 18, 2019 19:39
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I move out of line of sight of SniperWoreConverse, take out 100gp of amethyst dust and cast Circle of Protection from Bazongas
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Mar 19, 2019 02:06
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I use my last 7th level spell slot to cast Cause Homosexuality, Mass. Now 1 target/caster level of my choice (so a total of 16) must make a will save or become gay. I target myself and the party, followed by the enemies closest to myself. I willingly fail my own save. Haha, I'm immune now, idiots!
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Mar 19, 2019 03:28
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Hasselblad posted:I get angry each time I see a human with pointy ears and pointy eyebrows, calling themselves an "elf". Elves are not human sized, dammit. One thing I've always liked that I read in some trash sci-fantasy booked is that elves have four knuckles in their hands. It's something that would look human from a distance, but is alien on inspection, and perhaps explains their greater dexterity. Basically I imagine elves as awesome humans at a distance but weird humonculi at a closer look.
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Mar 19, 2019 15:38
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Warhammer 40k iirc has something like that for Eldar. That's where I think I got it from, but I can't find whatever I read that supports this.
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Mar 19, 2019 16:09
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Whenever I DM elves are always hyper-jingoist, because that makes for an easy villain and also I hate elves.
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Mar 19, 2019 16:29
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Beet Wagon posted:Lmao if your players choose Dragonborn over the tail-having (and therefore superior) lizardfolk. Lizard folk dont have breath attacks or tiddies. The two most important factors when choosing a race.
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Mar 20, 2019 00:33
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Probably, if you look in the right splatbook
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Mar 20, 2019 01:15
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What's this thread's opinions on Tieflings. I played a 4e Cosmic Sorcerer Tiefling punk rock Prince who was covered in piercings and jewelery that he used as a focus for his spellcasting by combining them into ring puzzles. The game was short lived but he's one of my favorite characters I've ever played. Also it's bullshit the Cosmic Sorcerer wasn't ported to 5e. That was a cool subclass.
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Mar 20, 2019 17:19
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Chomp8645 posted:Tieflings are for people whose only chance to feel cool is when playing make believe at a dork gathering. Yeah, basically. And you know what? It works 
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Mar 20, 2019 18:15
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Rutibex posted:
Worse, it's like playing Fallout 3!
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Mar 21, 2019 01:24
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naem posted:fallout three was bettwr Than a brain tumor, maybe.
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Mar 21, 2019 01:57
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Applewhite posted:I only have anecdotal evidence to go by but 100% of the people who I know or heard of playing Tieflings have been gay. Apparently Tieflings have a big following among gay D&D players so they have my support. I'm only bi, not gay. The Tiefling I played was a huge gay, tho.
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Mar 21, 2019 03:49
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Applewhite posted:Plus who else is gonna have big candy-colored knockers? Tbf elves come in all the colors of the rainbow if you find the right subraces. But elves ain't got no tiddies (another reason why elves loving suck poo poo)
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Mar 22, 2019 01:00
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Not everyone who plays a Tiefling is a That Guy, but every That Guy plays a Tiefling
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Mar 22, 2019 02:58
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Applewhite posted:Playing other systems after playing D&D is like playing with Mega Bloks after you've had Lego. Dark Heresy 2e is like Lego but all the pieces are slightly off. Still a lot of fun even if it does sometimes take a little extra effort and is prone to have bits fall off.
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Mar 22, 2019 14:17
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DiHK posted:Hi, I'm Dick and I play human wizards (and the occasional Palidin/barbarian). Counterpoint: 4e had the Teleporting Battlemind, the loving raddest class of all.
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Mar 22, 2019 15:46
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Way back then you basically had to roll several (equivalents of) criticals in character creation to even qualify for a bard, or paladin. In AD&D you had to start as a fighter, get to between level 5-8, then dual class to Rogue until level 5-9, and then dual class again into Druid, except instead of druid powers you got bard powers. It was weird and awful.
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Mar 23, 2019 03:54
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Do it ironically posted:I’ll admit something, I always believed Dragonborn would have udders because dragons (reptiles) don’t have nipples and I just feel an udder fits better, I’d never share this info IRL though Ah yes, udders are famous for their lack of even a single nipple
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Mar 23, 2019 10:29
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Applewhite posted:or ride on the creature's shoulders in a specially designed saddle, MasterBlaster style I did this as a Gnome Psion. I rode on the back of a burly dwarf and shot mind blasts while he axed everything and took all the damage.
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I also had a +2 Freezing Burst Sickle called the Ice Sickle. I was 14 and thought I was extremely clever Who What Now fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Mar 23, 2019 |
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Mar 23, 2019 17:53
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I just remembered that in 3.5 Dragonborn were regular PC races that prayed to Bahamut and were literally reborn from eggs. I don't remember exactly how they got made into eggs but looking back it was very obviously the author's fetish.
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Mar 23, 2019 21:10
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I'm Perrigrath the Two-Toned, a Half-Orc wizard wearing a black and white robe. I can cast the spell Create Monochromia, transforming anything into pure black, pure white, or some patterned combination of the two. I can never use the same pattern twice in one week. I got kicked out of wizard school for only being able to cast this one really lovely spell and also for using my buff Half-Orc muscles to bully the other apprentices.
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Mar 24, 2019 00:55
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"Does it gotta be from karstlaand, cause I can go outside and just grab a few frogs from the moat and squeeze 'em real hard over a pot or sumtin'"
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Mar 24, 2019 01:54
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I cross my arms and harumph mightily. And when nobody is looking I cast Create Monochromia on Wyzzord's rear end cheeks so that it turns completely white with the words "I EAT ->" on the left cheek and "<- FROM HERE" on the right in black impact font.
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Mar 24, 2019 02:10
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You'll notice if anyone sees your bare rear end.
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Mar 24, 2019 02:13
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I take the wet clump of papers and try and use my spell to turn the paper black and the words white. I sure hope we don't need me to make any more text after this.
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I also vote for walking through the forest. I can disguise us as birch trees if I do it all at once.
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