Who will be Hillary's running mate in 2020? (cursed thread)

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Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Well, the door is wide open for Hillary to take the nomination and defeat Donald Drumpf in the 2020 election. Only question is, who's she going to pick for her Vice President? Let's look at the options with this exhaustive list:

Joe Biden

Having previously served as Vice President under Barack Obama, Biden is perhaps more qualified than anyone- save Hillary herself- for the Vice Presidency.

Julian Castro

Having previously served as secretary of that springboard to the presidency, HUD, Castro shares the same last name as one of America's oldest and longest-lived former enemies, Fidel Castro. Due to many American's negative perception of the late Cuban communist, average American voters will easily and assuredly make an unconscious connection between the candidate and the former dictator. Being such an immense liability, Castro stands a mere 75% chance of being chosen as Clinton's running mate.

Elizabeth Warren

Having gambled everything on a Native American ancestry test and lost, the Senator mockingly called "Pocahontas" by the sitting US President is virtually unelectable to national office. Probability percentage of being chosen: higher than her claimed heritage.

Kamala Harris

A junior senator without long-term national name recognition makes as sound a choice for VP as it does for President, and there's no way the DNC could suffer from choosing a relative unknown in today's celebrity worship culture versus a celebrity president.

Beto O'Rourke

Lost to incumbent senator Ted Cruz in 2018 election; now preparing to lose to incumbent president Donald Trump in 2020 election. Is literally almost named "beta" which definitely won't be childishly used by the highly mobilized and very online pro-Trump faction.

Michael Bloomberg

The obvious choice. Billionaire New Yorker (what's not to like?) who has a machine named after him. Was contingency independent third-party choice for pro-Clinton forces in the event of an unsuccessfully repressed insurrection in the 2016 DNC nomination.

Well, that's all the candidates in the running. Who do YOU think Hillary will choose as her Running Mate?

Have at it and happy posting! :tipshat:

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:51

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

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Jeb!

# ? Mar 25, 2019 22:44

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BERNIE!

# ? Mar 25, 2019 22:44

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

adolf hitler

# ? Mar 25, 2019 22:45

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

warren

# ? Mar 25, 2019 22:47

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
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MaxxBot posted:

Jeb!

"i'm willing to show that I'm bipartisan by taking JEB! as my running mate"--dem nominee hillary clinton, 2020

# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:12

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
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actually is it legal for Chelsea Clinton to be her running mate?

# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:13

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

jeb

# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:14

Frumply: Dec 7, 2004

Ivanka Trump

# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:16

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Mondale because I wanna know the location of the motherfucken beef!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1r_rlUtXg

# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:20

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

idk Gary Peters

# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:24

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

MaxxBot posted:

Jeb!

# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:25

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Castro

# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:32

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

idk about 2020 but chelsea clinton is going to be president some day

# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:44

Maximo Roboto: Feb 4, 2012

Why wouldn't she pick Tim Kaine again? Her entire 2016 campaign was flawless.

# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:26

Telephones: Apr 28, 2013

Bill Clinton

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# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:32

drjuggalo: Jul 26, 2014

shes going to go back in time and snatch 2016 hillary for the clinton squared ticket

# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:36

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!