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lol My dad sat me and my Mom down when I was in 10th grade (early 00s) and gave this big speech about the economy and how his job (airport firefighter) may be in jeopardy because his boss said, etc. etc. etc. and we had to really stop spending. Never mind that mom and I never bought anything lavish. Two weeks later he pulls in the driveway with a new goddamn goat.
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Chomp8645 posted:Boomer Likes: An incredibly wise man in another thread pointed out that participation trophies were invented to clear a path for the real ones to be even more shamelessly handed out in accordance with small town politics without starting riots.
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Apr 24, 2019 02:27
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Dandilion seed heads are intensely flammable hope this helps op
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Apr 24, 2019 02:40
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:There are two types of boomers, The early ones who are the 60's people and the second group who are the people who were 20 in the 80's Carol King rules though. I suspect the semi-anonymous and criminally bad dad rock you're thinking of is mostly Supertramp, Styx, Gerry Rafferty, and solo Paul McCartney
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Apr 25, 2019 22:07
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Literally every song on classic rock radio you don't know the name of but hate enough to change the station after three notes is Supertramp.
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Apr 25, 2019 22:10
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those are the bitch tits of a man who does a lot of steroids, poorly
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Apr 29, 2019 04:13
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I was invited back to my community college to be an AutoCAD instructor the day after I finished the second class and I credit 100% of that success to having already been fluent in Dwarf Fortress
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May 2, 2019 03:35
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CPL593H posted:Tears in Heaven is more of a baby dropper. 
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May 3, 2019 20:55
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What amazes me is how much insanely better the WW2 generation was than boomers at adapting to technology. My great grandma was doing email and games and instant messenger on a linux desktop well into her 90s and once asked "How do I get cousin barry to stop forwarding me all this stupid poo poo?" and then picked up the phone and told him he was a loving moron.
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May 4, 2019 18:41
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Nope, average farm girl from NJ with an 8th grade education and lots of curiosity. Lack thereof, of course, being the single most defining element of the boomer ethos shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 18:48 on May 4, 2019 |
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May 4, 2019 18:45
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she also loved RATM and Dio 
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May 4, 2019 18:55
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ProperGanderPusher posted:Olds complaining that youngs are all lazy and spoiled is as old as time itself. GGs sure as hell said the same thing about boomers. yeah but in that case they were right
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May 7, 2019 01:34
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The fact that there isn't yet a Shawshank poo poo-tunnel theme restaurant proves capitalism's collapse is imminent
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May 8, 2019 00:12
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Boomers just love lurking underwater in the Atlantic ocean, before surfacing and launching their ballistic missiles with Nuclear warheads. Hail the Michigan and her heavy water, may her passing cleanse the world
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May 10, 2019 01:59
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Gaunab posted:Lt Dan told me that it was okay ta shoot the women cause they was holding bombs. Looked like babies to me but he said that's just how bombs looked here. Forrest was canonically Animal Mother
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May 11, 2019 19:07
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A polo shirt tucked into cargo shorts with a cellphone holster, screaming for a vending machine's manager, forever.
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May 13, 2019 00:24
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Shamino posted:I'm in a newest generation Ford Raptor owners group on Facebook. This is a truck that costs on average about $65-70k new. This except instead of regular they only tank up at the airport and racetrack because they're not paying for no god drat sissy unleaded
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May 13, 2019 02:26
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CodfishCartographer posted:I bet that asbestos is gunna make a comeback in the next 5-10 years. It's been long enough that dumbass chuds aren't old enough to remember how lovely it is, so there's absolutely going to be some kind of terrible conspiracy theories about how it's actually totally safe and how cuck libs are just overreacting, like global warming and vaccines. Just you wait for all the BRING BACK ASBESTOS campaigns definitely not paid for by companies trying to save money. a man falls through the earth and into muscovian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling “my nigga have u tried blue crocidolite??" 
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May 13, 2019 05:32
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Katamari Democracy posted:Boomers love getting angry when anyone smells their farts and complements it.
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May 14, 2019 05:00
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:most of the time it's not about her music, it's that she broke up the beatles or whatever screw both of those, hate her sculpture. 
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May 14, 2019 16:48
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Tato posted:Is keeping the plastic on your furniture a boomer thing or a weirdo thing? decidedly Not Boomer. Everyone I've ever known to do this was born during WW1.
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May 14, 2019 16:57
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My linux savvy, Dio loving great granny who I posted about before also did indeed make a point of telling me from before I could even drive to never, NEVER use the horn in any car, because she blew the horn once and it broke. Don't use Thing, lest you become unable to use Thing.
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May 14, 2019 20:52
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:I'm insanely curious why a granny decides to learn linux, that's the weirdest thing. It was cheaper
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May 14, 2019 23:35
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The cut of Silver Springs that got left off Rumors is fire.
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May 15, 2019 02:00
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boomers love commiting or tolerating any level of abuse more than being alone
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May 17, 2019 00:03
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Grape posted:Nah, that's a Silents thing. lol millenials in the south do this to themselves on their shared as-a-couple facebook pages. No this is not unhealthy or creepy at all
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May 17, 2019 20:56
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Cutesy rhymes for victim-blaming abused childrennumberoneposter posted:Rooting for a Booting
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May 18, 2019 00:26
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Protip: Boomers love racism more than they hate abortion and you can take advantage of this in elections if you play your cards right
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May 18, 2019 02:54
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also yeah lol my dad texted to tell me he had kidney cancer 9 months ago and I blocked his number
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May 18, 2019 02:55
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My dad's CB radio handle when drove a truck back in the 80s was "Chickenhawk" and he is unironically proud of this
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May 18, 2019 03:22
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Luv 2 remind boomers the men with guns who come rob them if they don't pay their taxes are the same men with guns whose dicks they suck 24/7
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May 18, 2019 05:07
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Dameius posted:From a few pages ago, but you're probably talking about this: That's overkill, anyone claiming abortion is murder who hasn't personally killed a gynecologist is a disingenuous poo poo who should be told to shoot or get off the pot.
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May 21, 2019 23:40
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viewing The Sopranos as aspirational
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May 22, 2019 14:38
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Best part of this is they weren't closed.
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May 23, 2019 01:31
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Understanding It's A Wonderful Life as a morality play about the dire consequences suffered by honest businessmen when commie agitators are allowed to sway the populace
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May 24, 2019 18:31
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If you live in a rural area most of the time dems don't even bother to have a candidate and your choices are check the box for the one lovely old white guy, or don't.
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May 25, 2019 07:39
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Barudak posted:Ja wohl, shrimpfrau, ich mochte haben der Jennys Catch und Poland, ohne der Jennys Catch Two Swiss factory service guys who've been repairing a machine where I work made a side trip to Charleston last weekend and went to Bubba Gump. I can vouch for this phrase having literally been spoken.
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May 25, 2019 14:16
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the 00s only got to be half a decade and were the last decade, defined by skater shoes, flip phones, shell necklaces, and the complete domination of all media by Lord of the Rings.
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May 26, 2019 18:02
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Grape posted:Naw, that was late 90's and pre-9-11 00's. Which was an insanely distinct little epoch in music and fashion and stuff. Much of it horribly hilariously dated (some in a nice way, most not). Ahahahaha I'm in South Carolina the frosted tip is still current
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May 26, 2019 19:44
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Mind_Taker posted:Celebrating Memorial Day as a noble tribute to American soldiers who have fallen bravely in battle while spreading “democracy” to the rest of the uncivilized world. Check out the loving thousand pages of replies to this tweet. https://mobile.twitter.com/USArmy/status/1131704927963766785
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