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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Cum my lady cum cum my lady

E: lady cum :synpa:

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

gently caress to hell FAU mod poo poo rear end gently caress, song head you gently caress

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


OMGVBFLOL posted:

gently caress to hell FAU mod poo poo rear end gently caress, song head you gently caress

Haha yeah man same, same

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
This song ruined the movie "Orange County," an otherwise charming 2002 comedy starring Colin Hanks and Jack Black.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

ArchNemesis posted:

I know the chili peppers are bad, but are they the worst?
They aren't a ska band but you could mentally categorize them as ska and be broadly correct. That's how bad they are.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

OMGVBFLOL posted:

gently caress to hell FAU mod poo poo rear end gently caress, song head you gently caress
Sugar


Baby

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I'm legally obligated by California state law to tell you that uh RHCP infact, own and not likening them is a total shoobie thing to do, brah.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Its just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up
Everything is hosed
Everybody sucks

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!
Red Hot Chili Peppers are god awful, except for their FIRST or maybe second album. Even those were ripoffs of George Clinton style funk. Then they turned into...well...

Someone else should rant about how God awful RHCP are instead of me. I'll write a paragraph on it.

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

Chilis are the worst band in the universe

lol ibet you dont evnlike 311 you loving loser

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

Reasons:

- sounds like RHCP
- produced by two RHCP guys
- somehow worse than RHCP even though the Chilis are the worst band in the universe

It actually *is* RHCP. They probably got producer credit because it's just sampling 10 seconds of "Pretty Little Ditty" on a loop.


Anyway, i would submit this as a contender for worst 90's poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3FHXXP5T3U

Guest appearance by King Buzzo of The Melvins!

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Stryder posted:

It actually *is* RHCP. They probably got producer credit because it's just sampling 10 seconds of "Pretty Little Ditty" on a loop.


Anyway, i would submit this as a contender for worst 90's poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

pffft


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I know this song so well and hate it so much. They played nothing but this type of alternative on endless loop at my gym growing up. I hate this song and tried so hard not to click but couldn't resist. I guess I hate myself too.

As I younger man I hated that Abercrombie and Fitch song more, but as an adult I can at least laugh at how bad it is. Butterfly has no such joy.

Come come my lady

https://youtu.be/NHuGG_FsC20

Tato fucked around with this message at 01:54 on May 15, 2019

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Santheb posted:

Yes this is the song that Tom Hanks actor son, not god drat chet haze but the other one I forget his name. Him and jack black and this song came on like four times and he just could not understand why everyone liked it. Was also his girlfriends favorite song.

Edit: Colin

You can tell they couldn't afford to license other songs because they loving play Butterfly every five minutes in that movie.

Stan Halen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3FHXXP5T3U

Guest appearance by King Buzzo of The Melvins!

If you're going to post clips of Mike Patton trash talking a lovely band you have to include this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKDvJTxZDbA

Incidentally it also fits well into a conversation about annoying one hit wonders you couldn't escape in the early 2000s.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8itum6etNcM

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

CPL593H posted:

You can tell they couldn't afford to license other songs because they loving play Butterfly every five minutes in that movie.


If you're going to post clips of Mike Patton trash talking a lovely band you have to include this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKDvJTxZDbA

Incidentally it also fits well into a conversation about annoying one hit wonders you couldn't escape in the early 2000s.

I was hoping that was going to be the Wolfmother clip and I wasn't disappointed.

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


Did somebody say Butterfly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcvRDWgRIE

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!

CPL593H posted:

You can tell they couldn't afford to license other songs because they loving play Butterfly every five minutes in that movie.


If you're going to post clips of Mike Patton trash talking a lovely band you have to include this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKDvJTxZDbA

Incidentally it also fits well into a conversation about annoying one hit wonders you couldn't escape in the early 2000s.

Lmao I knew you would post the Wolfmother clip. They were awful as well but nothing compared to RHCP.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

RHCP is one of those bands where I've never listened to one of their albums but I've heard all of their hits so many times I've memorized the lyrics and I just never want to hear them ever again. See also for this: AC-DC.

I am the guy who makes sure to go to nu metal bands' Wikipedia pages to change all words to the past tense to remind you that Coal Chamber was a band formed in Los Angeles in 1994.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I dedicate this thread to 90s early 2000s southern California beach jock rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

And Jersey shore one hit wonders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Grraarrgghh posted:

Crosspost counterpoint

Thats cool

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
If it’s so bad why can’t I forget it? Why do I wake up and hear it and have it lull me to sleep every night? Why do I measure the number of steps in a flight of stairs by comparison to the number of vocal beats in the chorus?

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
We booed Crazy Town off stage at an Ozfest I went to in like 2000. They started with Butterfly and the entire venue just started booing and throwing mud at the stage. They lasted 30 seconds before telling the crowd to go gently caress itself and then walked off.

This same Ozfest, my friend nailed the lead singer of Papa Roach in the face with some sod.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Ozzfest sounded wild, like a gathering of the juggalos for metal heads

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


FactsAreUseless posted:

I literally didn't know more than one of their songs ever got radio play

i always thought this was their biggest one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shJMMl4S-CQ

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I've had nightmares after listening to pink floyds Bicycle late at night but i guess that song isnt necessarily bad. Linkin Park is trash though

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Bad songs... bad songs...

I have to block out thoughts of you so I don't lose my head
They're crawling like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride,
A nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of pizza's all I want from you
I want to squish it in my face

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Tom Gorman posted:

i always thought this was their biggest one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shJMMl4S-CQ

When you have to rip off Buck 65 that's your cue to gently caress off along home https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjxfF7T97z0&t=54s

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I can’t remember any linkin Park songs but I can remember the dude from the xcecutioners staring at me yelling ‘I’m about to BREAK’

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eight ball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' drat near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care about the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I can’t remember any linkin Park songs but I can remember the dude from the xcecutioners staring at me yelling ‘I’m about to BREAK’

wow weed completely wiped out a lot of the 90s for me, I just googled him to make sure he was ok and he hadn't killed himself and he was NEVER in the Xcecutioners they just did some collabs with him at one point

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I can’t remember any linkin Park songs but I can remember the dude from the xcecutioners staring at me yelling ‘I’m about to BREAK’

I don't remember which song it is but theres one where a guy keeps saying in a normal voice "caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow"

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
So many numetal songs are secretly about being trapped in my friends older sisters bedroom while her friends smoked dmt and not being able to leave because I’m too high

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I didn’t click on your video op, but it looked like he was a burn victim of some sort from the thumbnail. Maybe nms/nws that poo poo.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010



This isn't the good song thread


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I can’t remember any linkin Park songs

Not even a single DBZ music video?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

FactsAreUseless posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

It's easy to forget this song exists so it doesn't get on a lot of "worst song" lists, but I think it is the worst one there is.

Oh loving dammit. I hate it when I agree with a badmin

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Plan Z posted:


I am the guy who makes sure to go to nu metal bands' Wikipedia pages to change all words to the past tense to remind you that Coal Chamber was a band formed in Los Angeles in 1994.

I see that you’ve already gotten to the Wikipedia page of the only new nu-metal band with an album that holds up, Primer 55.

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Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
Oh please, try this on for size:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqM3Z3rWlAI

Just wait for the Metallica drop to hit

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