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It seems I haven't posted in over two years. What have I missed? Is Lowtax still alive?
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May 22, 2019 17:31
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There's a snake in my boot!
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May 22, 2019 17:31
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Nolan Arenado posted:It seems I haven't posted in over two years. What have I missed? Is Lowtax still alive? Alive is strong word. He exists in between the realms of the living and dead, and at that junction is a metal spine that holds what remains of his body together. EDIT: He's a lot like robocop now, but instead of fighting crime he just plays videogames and streams it. It's still horrific though.
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May 22, 2019 17:42
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No nothing has happened. We’ve been waiting for you to return. Thanks for coming back, I have two years of saved posts to post now.
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May 23, 2019 01:31
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They just charge the card they have on file when you start posting again so that should be fine, I hope.
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May 23, 2019 01:41
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I became the internet darling of something awful then drank away any of the good fortune I had until finally I died forgotten and I'm pretty sure I'm a ghost now.
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May 23, 2019 02:04
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OctoberBlues come back to Skullmunbd
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May 23, 2019 02:05
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Occy! I missed you so much!
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May 23, 2019 02:07
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Nolan Arenado posted:It seems I haven't posted in over two years. What have I missed? Is Lowtax still alive? ehhh, toiletshoes, how you doing bud
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May 23, 2019 02:12
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TOILET SHOES IS BACK!!!
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May 23, 2019 18:48
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Sid Vicious posted:Occy! I missed you so much!
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May 23, 2019 21:40
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oi me tolt tha ponce ta sack me off an than me wet me knickers, bruv
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May 23, 2019 21:54
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My ten year's in November. Almost forgot.
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May 23, 2019 22:23
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You still got those gym shorts from middle school toiletshoes 😂👍
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May 23, 2019 23:14
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Wait, who?
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May 23, 2019 23:32
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Creed Reunion Tour posted:Wait, who? Yeah who is this?
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May 24, 2019 00:57
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Toiletshoes is an A+ poster. Tell em about the time you couldnt get fired OP
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May 24, 2019 01:00
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Nooner posted:Toiletshoes is an A+ poster. Tell em about the time you couldnt get fired OP Classic
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May 24, 2019 03:15
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did some goon bat signal go up or something theres been a few of these comeback "what's going on with the forums" threads lately the answer is always suck the im gay poo poo straight out my rear end in a top hat you fuckman
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May 24, 2019 03:17
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Damo posted:did some goon bat signal go up or something Lol
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May 24, 2019 03:21
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You missed someone making this exact thread earlier.
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May 24, 2019 03:38
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The Trump thread was good, but you're still on the Rockies which is not good.
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May 24, 2019 05:59
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you were sorely missed 
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May 24, 2019 06:01
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OP made one post and will never post again fuggin bastard
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May 24, 2019 07:22
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Biohazard posted:Alive is strong word. He exists in between the realms of the living and dead, and at that junction is a metal spine that holds what remains of his body together. "Ancient spirits of posting Transform this decayed form Into Lowtax, the ever-living!" *4 old huge monitors degauss at the same time* *tax man is invested with arcane powers* "Ahahaha" *logs on*
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May 24, 2019 09:54
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Nooner posted:OP made one post and will never post again fuggin bastard i will not gently caress until he returns
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May 24, 2019 12:27
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Nolan Arenado posted:It seems I haven't posted in over two years. What have I missed? Is Lowtax still alive? Get you're sweet rear end back here and tel lme about the time you couldnt get fired got dang it!!!!!!! OP!!!
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May 24, 2019 18:16
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I will tell you all about the time I couldn't get fired but yesterday something fun happened to. I've been taking a little break due to some saved up money and laziness but recently started applying for jobs. Yesterday I had an interview for a pretty nice place with good pay at 2:30. My wife had the day off of work so we figured we'd make mimosas at like 11 AM. Well, after a few of those (figuring they'd wear off by 2:30) I double check my email and discover that my interview is actually at 12:30. So I need to be there asap and I'm drunk. I debated trying to move it back but since I was drunk I figured it'd be a great idea to go there in my current state. To calm myself I figured I should smoke a bowl before I left too. So I go there and I'm drunk and I interview with some guy and he just loves me. Then I interview with one of the owners, and then the other owner, and I literally am just saying the same lines over and over because I'm drunk but somehow no one notices and they all just love me. Then I interviewed with two ladies and repeated all of the same stuff and the one said "We'll be seeing you soon" and flashed a huge smile. So I got home, still buzzed, and like two hours later I get a call telling me that I got the job and they're sending over the offer letter... which I signed so now I work at this place I guess? I literally don't remember anyone's name...
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May 31, 2019 00:06
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lmbo
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May 31, 2019 00:59
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I didn't leave. Been postin. But I did miss my 10 year back in March I think.
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May 31, 2019 01:25
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Woo! I just had my ten year anniversary too!
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May 31, 2019 01:36
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That's a sweet easy going toiletshoes story you just love to hear. Some tumble down others free fall up.
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May 31, 2019 01:40
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Last night my wife said that if we could watch Game of Thrones all night that we could bone before we went to bed. Well we watched it and I couldn't help but make a few comments about how dumb it was (I don't want to fight about Game of Thrones and I'm sure you love it and it's great but one of the episodes I watched last night was literally softcore porn with a dickless man and people making GBS threads all over and farting loudly) and that annoyed her enough to say that she did not want to bone before we went to bed. So we didn't, which I thought that was kind of baloney, and now she is all super pissed at me. Now I hate Game of Thrones even loving more.
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May 31, 2019 16:16
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What did you have for breakfast?
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Jun 1, 2019 02:24
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Nolan Arenado posted:I will tell you all about the time I couldn't get fired but yesterday something fun happened to. I've been taking a little break due to some saved up money and laziness but recently started applying for jobs. Yesterday I had an interview for a pretty nice place with good pay at 2:30. My wife had the day off of work so we figured we'd make mimosas at like 11 AM. Well, after a few of those (figuring they'd wear off by 2:30) I double check my email and discover that my interview is actually at 12:30. So I need to be there asap and I'm drunk. I debated trying to move it back but since I was drunk I figured it'd be a great idea to go there in my current state. To calm myself I figured I should smoke a bowl before I left too. So I go there and I'm drunk and I interview with some guy and he just loves me. Then I interview with one of the owners, and then the other owner, and I literally am just saying the same lines over and over because I'm drunk but somehow no one notices and they all just love me. Then I interviewed with two ladies and repeated all of the same stuff and the one said "We'll be seeing you soon" and flashed a huge smile. So I got home, still buzzed, and like two hours later I get a call telling me that I got the job and they're sending over the offer letter... which I signed so now I work at this place I guess? I literally don't remember anyone's name... didn't read a word but im glad your back man
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Jun 1, 2019 03:59
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go hawks!
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Jun 1, 2019 04:00
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Go Hawks! I didn't eat breakfast but for lunch I had some leftover broccoli chicken rice stuff that I had made last night. Also - great update, we boned after dinner and all is well. Though we watched Game of Thrones first...
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Jun 1, 2019 04:19
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Toilet shoes is lying he doesn't have a wife cause we got gay married together
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