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nightelf_37
Oct 13, 2021

by Hand Knit

By popular demand posted:

My money is still on stupid mistake but I can't rule out the possibility of a planned troll.

Definitely stupid mistake. I figured SA would be the place for mature stuff. Clearly that's not flying well if my recent reputation means anything.

EthanSteele posted:

Is there a good 100% of Axiom Verge 2 anywhere?

Will this do?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE3VTA8OfnfbIWRkj9SK8G6wlYS4Ncqes

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BisbyWorl
Jan 12, 2019

Knowledge is pain plus observation.


nightelf_37 posted:

Definitely stupid mistake. I figured SA would be the place for mature stuff. Clearly that's not flying well if my recent reputation means anything.

There is a large, large gap between 'mature' and 'amputee fetish pokemon romhacks.'

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

There were far worse things here in the days of yore.
(thousand yard stare)

But times change.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
The people that like that definition of "mature" largely hosed off to 4chan

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

nightelf_37 posted:

Definitely stupid mistake. I figured SA would be the place for mature stuff. Clearly that's not flying well if my recent reputation means anything.

The grand irony of the matter being that Something Awful has long since grown up and matured out of its fascination with the sort of edgy, immature stuff you've been keen to immerse yourself in like shock-value amputee sex-slave harem games, or "hurr police brutality is funny" games, or whatever barely contained incel trash was in the test post you tried to run by the Sandcastle, I admit I haven't read it yet but I'll take others' word for it on its content.

You cited Reborn earlier, which makes me think that you, however poorly you're trying to convey it, actually want to see someone do a takedown LP of these various awful lovely romhacks you keep foisting upon us. In which case, sure, that's a somewhat valid approach, if the material is right for it that is. Reborn had/has a lot of touchy topics that can be massaged into being funny by a person talented enough to pull them off like OFS. A game where women and girls have their limbs cut off so they can't escape their life of sexual slavery to the protagonist is NOT something that can be made humorous, even by the most talented of LPers.

Everything you've posted that's caught ire from folks here seem like they're just absolutely miserable experiences that no one but seemingly you would want to endure in any capacity, and it just does not seem to be clicking with you.

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Nov 8, 2021

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

lmao for thinking edgy bullshit is "mature"

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

nightelf_37 posted:

Definitely stupid mistake. I figured SA would be the place for mature stuff. Clearly that's not flying well if my recent reputation means anything.

I think that you are hurt by the reception from this community about your desire to let's play a pokemon sex fetish romhack. Why do you think it is a good idea to publicly post and write about such a game at length, where heavy censoring would be required, even if the game was somehow equal to great literary works?

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

nightelf_37 posted:

Definitely stupid mistake. I figured SA would be the place for mature stuff. Clearly that's not flying well if my recent reputation means anything.

Will this do?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE3VTA8OfnfbIWRkj9SK8G6wlYS4Ncqes

you know there's a world of difference between this subforum being mostly people who are in their 20s and 30s, and this subforum having a culture that would want to see extremely gross and creepy rapey pokemon romhacks LP'd

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
lmao "I thought the dead gay forum would like this gross bullshit"

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
To be fair, a gaping rear end in a top hat stretched to the human limit is one of our proudest cultural cornerstones. So I can see the logic here.
You get banned for posting it, though. But let's not mention that.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

IGgy IGsen posted:

To be fair, a gaping rear end in a top hat stretched to the human limit is one of our proudest cultural cornerstones. So I can see the logic here.
You get banned for posting it, though. But let's not mention that.

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna post that man's hole

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
See me, I would have just feigned ignorance on the contents of the amputee slave porn, like "Oh nooo, my baaaad, I just wanted to make fun of gross porrrrrn, whoopsie!"

But see, a true king just owns it like a mature adult. You keep wanking bro. (but not here, I never want to learn about something so awful in my life.)

This is honestly worst then when a foster brother showed me GORN for the first time.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Dunno why those reptile guys from Star Trek are so bad... :v:

There's no need to inform me of the true meaning of that word. :eng99:

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



The Cardassian Union is a perfectly normal and moral society. :v:

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

I'd like to see someone do an SSLP of Shadow Hearts: From the New World, the fourth game in the Koudelka/Shadow Hearts series. The first three games have been LPed a couple times each, most recently by The Dark Id, who is taking a well-earned break/retirement from LPing.

Shadow Hearts: From the New World is kind of a loose sequel to the previous game, Shadow Hearts: Covenant, so this LP wouldn't need to be a direct continuation of a prior LP, but there are some returning side characters/references to events in prior games so an LPer should probably at least read LPs of the prior games to have a sense of what's going on. :v:

MythosDragon
Jan 3, 2016

Paper Tiger posted:

I'd like to see someone do an SSLP of Shadow Hearts: From the New World, the fourth game in the Koudelka/Shadow Hearts series. The first three games have been LPed a couple times each, most recently by The Dark Id, who is taking a well-earned break/retirement from LPing.

Shadow Hearts: From the New World is kind of a loose sequel to the previous game, Shadow Hearts: Covenant, so this LP wouldn't need to be a direct continuation of a prior LP, but there are some returning side characters/references to events in prior games so an LPer should probably at least read LPs of the prior games to have a sense of what's going on. :v:

Seconded
It'll be quite a while before I get around to playing a ps2 game again and 2 really sold me on the series.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Danaru posted:

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna post that man's hole

:mods: new thread title

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

oldskool posted:

:mods: new thread title

make it the LP forum title

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Danaru posted:

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna post that man's hole

So what you're saying is Jeffrey should have perma'd himself after he goatse'd all of SA to announce that he'd wrested control of the forums out of Lowtax's wife-beating hands?

nightelf_37
Oct 13, 2021

by Hand Knit
To my credit, I never reached the "amputee" part of that hack, and with this idea shot down, I never will. Which is probably for the best.



...I should probably shut up now.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
i'm gonna be blunt dude: nothing, and I mean nothing you could possibly say could make you any better than a laughingstock. you have failed. you cannot justify this, and you will never make an LP on this site, good or otherwise. drop this idea and go back to doing whatever the hell it is you do in your daily life, and if you want to make a tvtropes page then fuckin, play the game and do it yourself without feeling the need to subject people to whatever inane and/or disgusting bullshit you enjoy playing? you don't need a primary source on tvtropes, it's a lawless hellscape where anyone can add anything!

you will not become loved by doing a let's play on something awful, nightelf_37. you are a laughingstock. go home.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://lparchive.org/Assassins-Creed/

https://lparchive.org/Assassins-Creed-II/

Turns out it's been more than ten years already, so I would like to recommend Geop's amazing Assassin's Creed LP's to the people who were, like, babies when they came out or whatever. Towards the end of the first LP, he starts spending half the time doing these amazing history documentaries about the settings of the games.

If you are in doubt, just watch this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS2SeqHV5g

SimonChris fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Nov 9, 2021

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

nightelf_37 posted:

To my credit, I never reached the "amputee" part of that hack, and with this idea shot down, I never will. Which is probably for the best.

Sorry, but this excuse doesn’t fly, especially because you posted the TV Tropes pages for it as part of your effort to sell people on the concept and the literal second entry on the page is this, verbatim: “Doll Island’s entire identity is that it’s a place where people can buy and sell girls with amputated limbs. Some have iron rods attached to their stumps to let them walk, but these are the lucky ones. The Idol Singer Ami, the former government agent Mika, and even Felia, the princess of a fallen region, are among the victims, having their deaths faked so no one would be the wiser.

That’s like saying “Yeah, sure, okay, I watched Salò, but I stopped before I got to the part where they started eating literal poo poo.”

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
I think I'm gonna hurl.

Solitair
Feb 18, 2014

TODAY'S GONNA BE A GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY!!!
This time, the poop is touching us.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
Hey guys iron cross here and I'm playing a little known game called r*play for you the something awful forums this is a NO SPOILER THREAD. But first a few rules

1.) Please be mature this is an edgy game, simping is OK but insulting me is not.
2.) No prudes we're all here to charge our crystals
3.) Like and subscribe it really helps the channel when you engage with my content.
4.) Please stop reporting my patreon. You are FOOLS and CHILDREN.


FAQ

Will you edit your videos better?

No my mom only let's me use the studio for 30 minutes so I do not have time to edit out the creaking chains in the background.

Are you married?

Yes, her name is Nobara Kugisaki and we are in love.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
I just found out thats apparently close to a real game name and now I'm disgusted with the internet and myself.

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





I legitimately thought you were a fellow traveler of nightelf 37 for a minute there.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Boba Pearl posted:

Hey guys iron cross here and I'm playing a little known game called r*play for you the something awful forums this is a NO SPOILER THREAD. But first a few rules

1.) Please be mature this is an edgy game, simping is OK but insulting me is not.
2.) No prudes we're all here to charge our crystals
3.) Like and subscribe it really helps the channel when you engage with my content.
4.) Please stop reporting my patreon. You are FOOLS and CHILDREN.


FAQ

Will you edit your videos better?

No my mom only let's me use the studio for 30 minutes so I do not have time to edit out the creaking chains in the background.

Are you married?

Yes, her name is Nobara Kugisaki and we are in love.

:laffo:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Boba Pearl posted:

I just found out thats apparently close to a real game name and now I'm disgusted with the internet and myself.

See, that's where the parody falls apart; you're capable of shame and introspection.

MythosDragon
Jan 3, 2016

Was going through my old screenshots and found Trillion, a really charming, kind of weeby game by Nis. Like most things by Nis, it falls apart cuz the gameplay isnt fun or expects too much from you, but what better type of game to ask someone else to play? so yeah Trillion SSLP since I know I'm never gonna manage to finish it.

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

To at least divert attention away from the (admittedly well earned) smack down/utter roasting of nightelf, I’d like to politely request that someone do a VLP of a mega-campaign style LP of Battlestar Galactica: Deadlock. There’s enough content there that I think doing one would be warranted, plus there’s (from what I can tell/remember from watching videos of it) save-game carryover (ie, you can import your save files to the next campaign), so there’s no need to worry about hand-converting files to make sure that everything is compatible.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

HereticMIND posted:

To at least divert attention away from the (admittedly well earned) smack down/utter roasting of nightelf, I’d like to politely request that someone do a VLP of a mega-campaign style LP of Battlestar Galactica: Deadlock. There’s enough content there that I think doing one would be warranted, plus there’s (from what I can tell/remember from watching videos of it) save-game carryover (ie, you can import your save files to the next campaign), so there’s no need to worry about hand-converting files to make sure that everything is compatible.

this would be very cool and i'd watch one as someone who has managed to either burn out or gently caress up every attempt of my own.

it's not hard or anything, per se, just needs a touch better rather than being me who needlessly draws things out because i want fleet comps to be perfect

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

HiroProtagonist posted:

this would be very cool and i'd watch one as someone who has managed to either burn out or gently caress up every attempt of my own.

it's not hard or anything, per se, just needs a touch better rather than being me who needlessly draws things out because i want fleet comps to be perfect

Thing is that I think Grey Hunter did an LP of the base campaign, but my memory’s fuzzy on that and whether or not he did any of the DLC campaigns.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
I'd like to request Shin Megami Tensei IV on the 3DS, because

  • It's a very good game that was largely overlooked by the public because it was on the 3DS
  • The previous Shin Megami Tensei games all have LPs here along with many other games in the meta-franchise
  • With the release of Shin Megami Tensei V this month this is the best time to start an SMT renaissance
  • Shin Megami Tensei LPs are literally the reason I started playing those games

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


How about some of the Ys games? There are LPs on the archives, but they're missing videos and don't have links to the internet archive.

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!

ultrafilter posted:

How about some of the Ys games? There are LPs on the archives, but they're missing videos and don't have links to the internet archive.

The Rules posted:

In addition, do not request LPs of entire game series (ex: the Final Fantasy Series, the Armored Core series, the Ys Series, etc). Series LP requests are generally too broad and unfeasible to be effective. If there is a subseries of certain games within the franchise you would like to see LPed, that's fine, but please be specific when making your request.

I even literally used that series as an example! :colbert:

MythosDragon
Jan 3, 2016

YggiDee posted:

I'd like to request Shin Megami Tensei IV on the 3DS, because

  • It's a very good game that was largely overlooked by the public because it was on the 3DS
  • The previous Shin Megami Tensei games all have LPs here along with many other games in the meta-franchise
  • With the release of Shin Megami Tensei V this month this is the best time to start an SMT renaissance
  • Shin Megami Tensei LPs are literally the reason I started playing those games

Huh, has it really been half a year since I requested it? Either way, seconded wanna see 4 so I can give it a fair shake.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I'm not sure how much content it would have but...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizkid:_The_Story_of_Wizball_II

As a kid I was eternally baffled by Wizkid and its mechanics. Having someone actually explain this drug-addled mess would put some of my childhood demons to rest.

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Leal
Oct 2, 2009
I want to see a 10 goon run of Valheim

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