UFC 240 GDT: Frankie and Jerome

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

UFC is back in Canada (Edmonton, to be specific) for a pay per view. There are people on the card, and they will fight. None of it really looks very good. Sometimes that turns out to be a fun card, but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

All times and channels tailored for the American audience

Early Prelims - Fight Pass, 7PM ET

Regular Prelims - ESPN, 8PM ET

PPV Main Card - ESPN+, 10PM ET

Snack rating: https://streamable.com/zkjbq All of those treats in a big bowl

# ? Jul 27, 2019 22:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:57

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Man under normal circumstances I would say a low effort GDT over an hour before event start for a PPV is a bit weird but gently caress, this card actually looks like it deserves exactly that.

Anyway for people like me who need pictures

Hopefully it ends up being real good somehow, at least we get to see max fight.

Think Benoit Roussel is judging again or is Edmonton too far west?

# ? Jul 27, 2019 23:00

woozy pawsies: Nov 26, 2007

i have absolutely seen all the letters in the names of the people on this card before

# ? Jul 27, 2019 23:49

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

cannot believe I paid $50 for a card with OAM on it

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:09

chaleski: Apr 25, 2014

I feel like Koch should be on the main card

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:09

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Soothing Vapors posted:

cannot believe I paid $50 for a card with OAM on it

The dude he's fighting is really good, though he did kinda gas out in the 3rd vs Islam Makhachev.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:11

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

chaleski posted:

I feel like Koch should be on the main card

his last win was in 2016, my dude

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:12

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

Remember when Frankie got loving blown up on the feet by Ortega lol

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:13

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

I don't want to sound unpatriotic or anything but I really want Stewart to lose. I was next to his family at is DWTNCS fight and they're unbearably annoying.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:13

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

Is that a USMC tattoo or did someone body paint someone just wrote on him? Cause it doesn't look good

Looks like like the old time fights when fighters had casinos or ads painted on their bodies

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Digital Jedi posted:

Is that a USMC tattoo or did someone body paint someone just wrote on him? Cause it doesn't look good

Looks like like the old time fights when fighters had casinos or ads painted on their bodies

i think it is in comic sans

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:15

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

Digital Jedi posted:

Is that a USMC tattoo or did someone body paint someone just wrote on him?

That's a tattoo, pretty sure he was infantry. His nickname is "Guns Up" which his mother kept loudly screaming in my ear.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:16

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Brut posted:

The dude he's fighting is really good, though he did kinda gas out in the 3rd vs Islam Makhachev.

hopefully it won't take him that long

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:17

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

Oh god, I forgot about the "Koch Head" tattoo

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:18

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Hurt guy with huge punch >>> immediately clinch and give him time to recover

best worst technique in mma

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:19

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

if I ever tire of "OH HE'S GOTTA WATCH THAT NECK OH HE"S GOT THAT HIGH GUILLOTINE wait he's out" I will know I have lost my sense of joy

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:19

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

Soothing Vapors posted:

if I ever tire of "OH HE'S GOTTA WATCH THAT NECK OH HE"S GOT THAT HIGH GUILLOTINE wait he's out" I will know I have lost my sense of joy

He's GOT IT, IT'S DEEP, HE'S GONNA TAP SOON! Oh wait, he's out

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:20

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

JaySB posted:

He's GOT IT, IT'S DEEP, HE'S GONNA TAP SOON! Oh wait, he's out

lol

joe is god's perfect idiot

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:22

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Is that papyrus?

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:23

eshock: Sep 2, 2004

Veskit posted:

Is that papyrus?

Yeah, he got it when he was deployed on Pandora.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:30

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Koch looks exhausted but that other guy should go back to the regional scene

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:30

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

two 29-28s? what how what

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:31

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

OMG his social media is Kochead...Someone, somewhere should probably been like "My man, that's just not a good idea"

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:32

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

JaySB posted:

OMG his social media is Kochead...Someone, somewhere should probably been like "My man, that's just not a good idea"

lmao. I don't think people take that stuff too seriously when there's Cyborg and Mighty Mouse and whatever other random cartoon nicknames.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

JaySB posted:

OMG his social media is Kochead...Someone, somewhere should probably been like "My man, that's just not a good idea"

surprised jon jones hasn't tried to buy it from him

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:35

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Is this the most face tattooed person in the UFC?

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Brut posted:

Is this the most face tattooed person in the UFC?

have to compare with mike perry, he might have added a few dozen while bored

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:38

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

Frota really making a strong case for the worst tattoos in MMA

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:41

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

For a really long time black belt, Joe is having a hard time explaining the reverse triangle and lack of the proper leg across the neck.

Mmmm popped cauliflower ear.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:44

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

JaySB posted:

Frota really making a strong case for the worst tattoos in MMA

People from certain places sort of get a pass, I would refer you to the awful USMC tattoo from last fight though.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:46

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

JaySB posted:

For a really long time black belt, Joe is having a hard time explaining the reverse triangle and lack of the proper leg across the neck.

Mmmm popped cauliflower ear.

Joe Rogan has been calling mixed martial arts for almost a fifth of a century and he still has this thing about getting way too excited and calling submissions as being fully locked in and dangerous when they're not even there.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:49

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

The end of that fight looked like Jones vs Hamill lmao I'm sure Canada doesn't give a poo poo though

# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:51

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Alex Pants vs David's Son, Figaro

# ? Jul 28, 2019 01:10

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

this fight is pretty cool so far

# ? Jul 28, 2019 01:14

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

These boys are scrappin

# ? Jul 28, 2019 01:14

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Fun round.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 01:16

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Hmmm what the gently caress during promos my tv was like 30 seconds behind fightpass but now at the end of this round it's somehow 20 seconds ahead, weird.

Cool fight so far.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 01:17

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

i love figueirdo so much

dude's a madman

# ? Jul 28, 2019 01:22

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

This is great

# ? Jul 28, 2019 01:23

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TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Almost ran over Tan Dan there.

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