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mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Star Citizen: the biggest nothing of the past decade

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mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Star Citizen: Best Caves in Space Ever!

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Now do you hail to the Universe Queen of Marketing?

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Tonked!

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

monkeytek posted:

I was proofing some bread the other day, was quite yummy when all was said and done. U looser flat earther!

So, you ate a flat bread?

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
The sacrifice you show for our entertainment is beyond believe. I applaud you, oh mighty Goon

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Ben ate him

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

TheGreatEvilKing posted:

Is Elite Dangerous any good?

What does your heart tell you?

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Star Citizen: pay to beta

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

Yamiks wasn't even getting 30 FPS with a 1st gen thread ripper!!! How are you not outraged!!

I don't even know what a thread ripper is and I'm infuriated!!

R U OK, commando? is the proper question to ask now, I believe.

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

ZekeNY posted:

Star Citizen: Poop

hosed up if true

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Bumble He posted:

the magic words here are targeted harassment and brigading. good luck in space court!
also sift through the post history of your enemy to dig out some dirty secrets.

Also, doxxing is - like Star Citizen - good

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Zzr posted:

That's what, 5 euros ? I could buy an idris for 500 baguettes.

With a 15% discount until october 21st it's now € 16,99. So, just to give it to Chris and all those SCD fanbois, I just bought it. That'll teach them!

mjotto fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Oct 16, 2019

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Bofast posted:

Closest I could find was a hawking tray or hawker box :shrug:

Translated the best term would be "belly shop" I'd say. Or stomach store.

mjotto fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Oct 19, 2019

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

You mean DDSNG: Different Day Still No Game

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Need more suggestions, there are a few that aren't displayed in the above

TONK

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Mr Fronts posted:

I know what you're thinking. "Did he pledge six times, or only five"?

Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is Star Engine, the most powerful MMO system in the world, and would melt any non-Star-Citizen-affiliated SSD or webcam, you've got to ask yourself one question:

"Do I understand game development?" How can I pledge more?

FTFY

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Star Citizen: Developing your fibers for 7 years

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Quavers posted:

Has PC gaming been saved yet?

Yes, using Fiber Optics!

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Quavers posted:

Has PC gaming been saved yet?

Yes, using Fiber Optics!

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

monkeytek posted:

Speaking of, I'm still waiting for my "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee" badge. To whom do I submit to for the badge?

Jane in Accounting has been mentioned before

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

monkeytek posted:

Speaking of, I'm still waiting for my "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee" badge. To whom do I submit to for the badge?

Jane in Accounting has been mentioned before

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

HI!

mjotto fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Nov 5, 2019

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Star Citizen Fornever

mjotto fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Nov 6, 2019

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Kosumo posted:

Look Goons, you have two hands and two buttocks, is it that hard to caresses ones own buttocks and also someone's else at the same time?

Yes, since that does quite interfere with the extreme handwaving one has to perform when deep into game developing... or so I'm told.

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
I wonder if Sandi cleans up after a facial capture?

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
After all, she's known to love a money shot!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Store Citizer: an rear end in a top hat move

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Chris probably thought putting a plastic bag over your head a brilliant idea, tried it himself and now they can't make the keynote because well, he's dead. As dead as this lack of a game is.

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Are they massively trying Chris from stopping opening his keynote with the words "Derek Smart was right?"

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Chris doesn't even look into the audience

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Yeah, saved coffeemug in a forest. That's the spirit for a beta in 2020...

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Let's recap. It was nothing, and it still is nothing. Nor will it even be...

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Somebody forgot to bring the fidelity

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Smooth tree shaking in the wind. LOL

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Is he looking for the Exit?

Hell yeah he is!

LOL

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
So, this is what 500+ devs have been doing since the last Shitizen Con? Way to go, Chris, you Dumb gently caress.

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Non-lethal damage? This demo is deadly. But lets look at the weather again. I. What. Uhhh. Just. Can't....

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
2, 3 minutes at -100 C. Sure, more fiction, no science.

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mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Star Citizen: Phew Phew

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