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I was playing Deus Ex and when JC Denton got hit by a rocket, he splattered all over the screen instead of the normal gibs. This sounds like some dumb internet poo poo but it's true. I think I was 15 or 16. I told my parents about it, and they said I should play fewer video games. That part is also true.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 19:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:41 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:lmao at Amorous Bertildou and Barry the Shed Predator
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 16:23 |
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extremebuff posted:I had a dream that I was working at home depot, and a huge buff dude asked me where something was. I was still new? so I started looking up at the aisles looking for the section, and he goes "okay rear end in a top hat you don't know anything!"
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2019 21:14 |
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2019 15:28 |
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Larry Parrish posted:Kind of boring but I had a dream about work where I had disco elysium style internal conversations and then I had a tough skill check involving talking to the director of operations on the phone. Then I woke up all the way and I really was talking to her and I'd just agreed to come in on my day off. So I guess I failed that skill check
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 04:55 |
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Wes Warhammer posted:last night i had a dream about playing a game where you played as a homeless girl in a hotel. it was billed as an "emotionally impactful" game but the only emotional impact i got was from looking at a painting of a goose
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 22:39 |
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Had a dream last night that I was walking along a riverside with two women that I don’t recognize from real life, and fish and eels kept jumping out and sinking their razor-sharp teeth into my arm, one by one. As soon as I pried one’s jaw open and threw it back in the river another would jump out and do the same thing. But I guess it was a video game even though it didn’t really feel like one because I got really mad that “the devs” would code it so that getting bitten by one fish made you more likely to be bitten by another. I tried to ask the women if they thought that it was just straight coded so that one fish attack increased the chances of another or if the cry of pain when one bit me broke stealth and drew others, but they were too occupied trying to get the fish out of my arm to talk, which I guess was nice of them.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 17:18 |
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and that's why these carnival-goers say... it's a gas. Back to you, Diane.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 15:48 |
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In Training posted:Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 01:24 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Playing dragon quest 11 before bed and gently slipped into dreaming about it. I was having a pleasant stroll through the Dundrasil area and slimes were hopping around peacefully. Then I realised I hadn't camped for ages and my characters would be starving, because you can only feed them at camp, so I frantically looked through the menu and my only party member was my dog. he had zero HP and his title was "dead because of you" and the priest wouldn't bring him back because his spirit was too sad to return to me.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 18:16 |
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Arrhythmia posted:Dreamt last night that I was 2 feet tall, wandering around the house of a guy named Mr. Sun, who was an extremely powerful man wearing a big foam sun hat. I killed his henchmen (mr. Mars and mr. Neptune are the only ones I can remember) before assassinating him by making eye contact in his kitchen. Then I logged on to the imp zone to post that I had just beaten DCSS, before waking up in a coughing fit.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 03:09 |
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Arrhythmia posted:I think I was always at home, and killing Mr. Sun was a video game.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 03:11 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I dreamed I was playing/watching some Yakuza related thing and Kiryu was going about his day, but people kept saying to him wistfully "remember the bog times? Ah, Kiryu, the bog times were simpler times..." and things like that, and I was really confused and increasingly irritated because I had no idea what the bog times were.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 20:39 |
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GorfZaplen posted:I had a dream I was playing a survival horror game. The atmosphere was one of absolute stress and terror, but the gameplay was that you had to use a handgun to shoot crusty turds sitting inside toilet bowls. With trembling hands I cleared two, which spawned a gopnik in my home who I had to chase out, which in the dream was the scariest thing to ever happen to me.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 16:50 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:had a dream they announced Darksiders 3 DLC and the pitch was "you've fought the 7 deadly sins... now face the 8th... the Goatse man!" and I remembered I was a consultant on this and was really proud of myself.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2020 21:31 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:not as cool as Darksiders 3.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 00:22 |
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Bicyclops posted:i can't sleep, so here's a dream for the road:
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 16:30 |
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Bicyclops posted:here's the other gaming dream i had, and then i'm out unless playing the FF7 remake demo makes me dream about video games. it's long, sorry:
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 04:37 |
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Bicyclops posted:sort of feel like i tried to do a trick that involved hopping in the heckran cave portal and surprise some people in Truce Village, but when I popped out to yell "surprise," I landed in 2300 AD
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 17:04 |
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Bicyclops posted:i had a dream last night that this strange japanese man showed up and told, me in japanese (which i don't speak, but could understand in the dream), that there was a "brick loose in the universe," and that the way it goes back in place is me, personally getting all 120 stars in super mario 64. all the bad stuff that was happening, COVID, etc., was because i hadn't been doing my cosmic duty. i couldn't shake the feeling when i woke up, so i got the last two stars today and actually cried with relief. i've never been so happy to finish a mario game in my life.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 21:13 |
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GorfZaplen posted:I had a dream that Kanye West hired me to make a fantasy 4x. He brought me to an old warehouse with faded polka dot wallpaper and introduced me to his team. After introductions he slapped different ziploc bags full of different kinds of meat on a table and told us to get to work. Evidently he believed that by finding the proper ratio of meats, each representing a different aspect of game design like game balance, world generation, mechanics and such, we could create the perfect game. The project lead, some guy with chin-length dark shaggy hair told me I was doing it wrong and that I needed to add more sausage so that there would be more mountains in the game.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 15:27 |
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absolutely anything posted:had a dream that a clip got unearthed of jackie gleason on the set of the honeymooners saying “do you think alligators go ‘ONK’? just a big fat ‘ONK’ out of an alligator, that’s the noise they make?”. the onk was a pitch perfect replica of the noise kremlings make when they die in donkey kong country and there was a big controversy that rare stole it from him
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2020 20:07 |
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Bicyclops posted:Diogenes crashes the party with his pal Shiddy
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2020 06:22 |
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 02:07 |
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I look forward to seeing all of these dreams come true in the next year.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 23:15 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Dreamed I was at my old school and it now doubled as a hub world for FPS levels like in Quake or Amid Evil. I was wandering about as people were trying to find the secret last level to beat the game and escape back into reality, when I remembered where it was from my school days - the janitor's closet had a secret hotel room setup attached to it with a toilet and you accessed the last level by holding your breath and flushing yourself down the toilet. Iwas briefly preoccupied with brushing my teeth at the janitor's sink but eventually went out and found a group of people I remembered from school including a girl I had a crush on, and I was like "this is it, my chance to really impress her / show her what she could have had", and triumphantly led them to the janitor's closet where I stuck my head in the disgusting toilet and began flushing. To my horror it didn't work and everyone laughed at me. It turned out I had remembered it wrong and I didn't know where the secret level was, so I had just led everyone to a weird disgusting toilet and given myself a swirlie repeatedly for no reason.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 22:49 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Last night I dreamed I was walking on the side of a highway and my walk cycle glitched out, I ended up sliding along the ground on my stomach with my arms and legs twisted in the air above me. The first thing I thought was “as a gamer, I accept this”
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2020 17:07 |
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EmmyOk posted:lol at everything
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 21:45 |
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Jesus lmao
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 16:18 |
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Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:Had a dream I visited Austin Texas and saw a sign advertising "Mike's Romance Arcade - former home of id software". I didnt remember reading this in masters of doom but it was right there so I stopped in. It was the size of a small house and packed with those personality test grip things and pinball machines prominently featuring couples. One of them was addams family, another one was dirty harry but they put a decal over it so it read "dirty dancing" with a picture of Patrick Swayze. The machine was otherwise unchanged and would still spout Clint Eastwood lines during play. I noticed a regular skeeball machine in the back and asked how that was romance themed. Just then, John Romero walked in, greeted the owner and played a perfect game of skeeball. Instead of tickets or coins coming out, M&Ms and a halved poblano pepper came out. Romero took the handful of candy and handed the pepper to Mike, who said "you never know when things are gonna get hot". ArfJason posted:I dont remember the entire dream or really the context but i was at a friends who had a ps2 and when i opened a case for one of his games i think gran turismo i saw that the top of the disc had this thick layer of coarse purple crystals. I spent a moment going wtf but then immediately rationalized it by thinking "well youve never seen a ps2 game that wasnt pirated and remember how legit psx discs were black. Its the same" then i saw another disc and this one had like two inches of crystals on top in this crag like shape and i was like how are you supposed to close the lid with this... And what if you got an og non slim model? I was about to sand the tip of it slightly before i woke up
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 23:38 |
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ol yeller posted:Dreamed that I went on a date with Sofia Vergara. Everything was going really well until I had to give her a ride back to my place because driving in dreams always feels really hosed up to me. We ended up ordering a lyft together and things were heating up in the backseat until the driver, who was the Family Guy animated version of the pepperidge farm guy, made eye contact with me in the rear view mirror and I got uncomfortable.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 22:17 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:lmao I love this thread
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2021 02:04 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:the only one i can remember is some weird metal gear game / expansion for MGSV that i was playing with Kojima, and you could impersonate enemy soldiers and get in an argument with the real one about how they're the imposter. Kojima made it seem cool.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 21:31 |
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ol yeller posted:dreamed that there was an extremely active scooby doo community of thrill seekers for whom the ultimate high was what they called "maskpulls". i was tasked with infiltrating them on behalf of a secret organization and was dressed in the 47 suit doing an open carry on dual deagles. for some reason they decided i shouldnt have them before being allowed into the "Ultimate Chamber", so i gave them up to a fat bouncer who was the big boy from the 2077 gifs. anyway, after i was let into the chamber, i saw it was just a nondescript room lit with candles, with a whiteboard in it that had a picture of King from Tekken circled over and over with a red marker
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 19:29 |
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symbolic posted:part of a dream last night involved me playing a version of Earthbound designed like Paper Mario, with all the characters being 2D but the environment and buildings being 3D as i explored some kind of Wild West desert town. i remember thinking it was dope in my dream, and now that i'm awake, hell, i still do.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 21:02 |
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lmao at all Bicyclops posts
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 21:59 |
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Got my whole presentation ready for E3 and five minutes before I go on one of the legal guys tells me the Owlponics team hasn't got all the degrees, and I've just got to hope the model's neck is working right.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 15:55 |
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Bicyclops posted:had a dream that I had tons of FB notifications and I logged in just to see a bunch of people saying "have you seen this?"
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 16:48 |
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GorfZaplen posted:I had a dream where due to committing multiple acts of terrorism I was forced to move to New York City, where all terrorists live. I had to start college all over at NYU which looked exactly like my highschool. I was at this orientation event where the dean of the school took a microphone and asked everyone what their goals are, one by one, despite there being hundreds of students so it would take hours. When he finally reached me I said "I want to get that drat hedgehog!" and the camera turned around to reveal I had become Dr. Robotnik.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2021 16:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:41 |
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Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:Had a dream there was a Donkey Kong show in the works called KONG and you could win a role on it from a special pack of capri sun. I havent had capri sun in years so I said what the hell, bought it, and ended up winning. Fast forward to LA, they give me the details: Donkey Kong will be voiced by Steven Wright and it will be a dark and serious noir show where he has to solve crimes in the real world. I assumed I would get to voice a side character, but they said they were short staffed and the job I won was in storyboarding. I dont know how to draw very well so I just scribbled things down as they were described to me. We send the storyboards to the animators and wait. Weeks later we were at the release party and everyone was nervously awaiting the premiere on the big screen. It turns out my drawings were so bad the animators thought it was a show about Peppa Pig. They never asked for clarification so they went ahead and animated the entire show like that. As soon as I realized this I snuck out the side door and got into a cab.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 20:04 |