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Some Guy TT posted:if i was going to pick one thing to be bothered about zombieland it would probably be the twinkies It's been years and years since I've seen it but I'd imagine the twinkie thing is just the old urban legend that they last forever. Also to go back Call of Duty the best part of "No Russian" (the shoot up an airport level) is you're a cia agent working with russian terrorists and at the very loving end as you're leaving they shoot you knowing full well you were an american and out you in the media so america gets blamed for causing the worst terrorist attack in russian history.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 15:03 |
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WampaLord posted:Woody Harrelson's character specifically calls that out and says that his quest is more urgent because they do, in fact, expire. Ah, like I said it's been years.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 15:24 |
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Serf posted:wasn't the role originally like a kickass fighter pilot or something? and then murphy passed so he was written to be an everyman for ernie hudson? they should've let hudson play a fighter pilot winston as an everyman is what makes him good though, he's the straight man
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 08:06 |
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that stuff TheFluff posted is great just because it's fun to read. It's like a horror story.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 20:49 |
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that review using the term "capeshit" over and over set of some alarm bells in my head
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 22:06 |
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Control Volume posted:Anyone have the lowdown on the Joker outrage thing? My sniff test tells me its an astroturf thing to sell tickets through controversy but I cant muster enough care to investigate a superhero movie pretty sure it's all just "joker is an incel meme, joker is a loser in the trailer, therefore," edit: Pener Kropoopkin posted:The Hunchback of Notre Dame could be a legit great movie if they'd just cut out the gargoyles. There's a fan cut of that on youtube and it's like a completely different movie without all the anachronistic comedy relief. this sounds cool and i love weird edits, got a link? Peanut President has issued a correction as of 07:38 on Sep 27, 2019 |
# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 07:35 |
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I turned it off when, after seeing people living in their loving car the first advice they give is "cut expenses"
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 19:48 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:So I saw your vision board, and the more crystallized the vision of that future you is, the more clear the steps to become that will become.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 20:08 |
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it's obvious you haven't read the lore as Captain America is actually just a normal canadian who got bit by a radioactive american
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 06:30 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:is blues brothers cultural appropriation, show your work. I'm gonna say no because the Blues Brothers are a cover band. edit: Jake & Elwood, I mean
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 22:44 |
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:no one will ever write a version like that because he'd spend the whole movie trying to justify why he called nick fury the n word https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3r8KN17wP0&t=14s
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 01:36 |
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cargo cult posted:https://comicbook.com/category/martin-scorcese/ the fact that people can't see a troll in the year 2019 is incredible to me "yeah that popular thing? it sucks" edit: also you missed Feige with his own when people brought up Marvel's never won any awards "Hitchcock never won best director"
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 07:21 |
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Some Guy TT posted:i was really bummed how in the world war ii story the one guy in the platoon giving him poo poo did it because he hates flying people and not because he was racist yeah that's like the Teen Titans episode on racism where some alien dude keeps calling Starfire some word and she confides in Cyborg that the word means "worthless". She asks him if he knows what it's like to be judged on your appearance he (a black dude) goes "of course I do....I'm a robot"
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 17:41 |
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god Joker was bad, all that great production design wasted on a bad screenplay, ending owned though you get what's coming to you *shoots robert de niro in the loving face on live tv*
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 01:55 |
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you really don't
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 05:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2019 02:17 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:this always seemed like such a bullshit "foreigners are dumb" piece of conventional wisdom I think it's based more on the idea it's hard to translate poo poo so just make everything simple, Kung Fu movies but in reverse.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2019 01:56 |
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Serf posted:if they want to do more joke, i say go back to camp or whatever. i'm pretty well done with grim and gritty, marvel has the serious with jokes stuff covered. gimme goofy cartoon poo poo go back and watch the batman movies between Burton and Nolan, then I think Batman Forever even makes an adam west-era "holy rustbuckets, batman!" joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY&t=21s
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2019 03:40 |
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look, you don't have to like Big Short but you at least have to like the bit where the lady at the ratings agency is literally blind
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 17:58 |
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does watchmen the tv show really take place in fuckin oklahoma?
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 15:48 |
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weird that the company that owns half of hollywood makes a lot of money, it's like capitalism rewards the large and punishes the small ?
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2019 16:28 |
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Freaking Crumbum posted:i'm positive most poo poo libs would 100% support a return to monarchy as long as the "right" person were in charge, regardless of how much they might say otherwise. all their wailing and gnashing of teeth over trump is just because he doesn't share their world view, not that he's actually a narcissistic solipsist in the dementia stage of syphilis they ran hillary for a reason
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 16:38 |
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Rick and Morty was never funny.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 04:23 |
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Big Mad Drongo posted:I was about to bring this up, I really appreciate that (pretty big plot spoiler) the rich family is super supportive of Marta, calls her part of the family, lets her know that they'll take care of her financially even after he dies, and the moment they find out she gets the inheritance instead of them they put aside their political differences and form a united front against her. With the person who offered the most vocal support being the one that betrays her the hardest "super supportive, part of the family" but she drives a broken down hyundai and lives in a lovely apartment edit: the other good part was they slow mo "come in here marta hang out with the family" clip that was shown over and over and then finally the context was "loving ILLEGAL MEXICANS MARTA COME IN HERE AND TELL ME I'M RIGHT ABOUT THE LAZY MEXICANS" and the fact that literally everyone said a different country for her origin including ecuador and brazil Peanut President has issued a correction as of 18:44 on Dec 16, 2019 |
# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 18:41 |
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the three star wars sequels are actual subtle satire of hollywood (gets crowned greatest poster on the entire forum)
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 16:18 |
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Le Morte De Author would be a good screen name
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 23:57 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Thing is he dies like five minutes after they get together apparently it's actually a really, I don't know, sweet (?) moment rey and kylo both almost die fighting the emperor, she eventually does but he survives. he gives her the last of his FORCE ENERGY or whatever to bring her back, sacrificing himself in the process Why people are so pissed off about it is beyond me
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 18:11 |
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duz posted:because its not what they wrote down in their dream journal I mean watching these two chaste disney characters gently caress would be really subversive but idk if people realize what movies they're watching
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 18:21 |
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Stairmaster posted:People in cined liked Godzilla:KotM and that's unforgivable Godzilla is Communism, Ghidorah is Neoliberalism, Mothra is Socialism, Rodan is Greens bingo now it's a good movie
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 19:39 |
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Finger Hitler Family 4: Monkeys on the Bed
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 15:00 |
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swimsuit posted:is odo a cop no, he's a constable
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 07:56 |
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mysterious frankie posted:I also think it’s pretty telling that when choosing a preexisting setting to tell their story about an awakening albeit malformed ideological awareness of class disparity, they picked the one that luridly depicts the poor and mentally ill the same way Lovecraft did the... well, everyone. yeah it has a lot to say about the society we live in, alright
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 17:23 |
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^what they saidKozmoNaut posted:Has anyone made a properly realistic WW1 movie, with all the hopelessness and and horror of prolonged trench warfare faithfully portrayed? Would people watch it, or would it be too much? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmDA60X-f_A
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 11:37 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:Over the weekend, I watched "Play Dirty" a WW2 movie from 1969 featuring Michael Caine, set in North Africa and very loosely based on the Long Range Desert Group. that sounds like a good movie, where'd you find it?
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 17:49 |
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https://twitter.com/Philip_Elliott/status/1219805870109970433
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 22:16 |
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all movies are good
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 20:27 |
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Over Easy posted:I was a lot more forgiving when shows had like 26 episodic episodes a season This is the real problem. Not every episode of TNG has a good story (Crusher is being haunted by a vampire ghost or w/e comes to mind) but you can skip those. You can't skip a bad episode of Discovery because the bad storyline is the entire season.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 13:22 |
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replicators can't make Dilithium (which is ship fuel) or Latinum (for whatever reason)
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 13:29 |
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Serf posted:sure but that's bullshit imo. also are we saying that all mining and trade is in the form of dilithium and latinum? why? what does the federation need to trade for? i keep hearing "this is our biggest source of dilithium" a lot so i think its just that the writers don't want to deal with how hard it is to come up with conflict in a post-scarcity world You gotta have something to fight over, it can't all be ideologies.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 19:34 |
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Some Guy TT posted:why is eggman so skinny i would never have guessed that was a sonic the hedgehog movie clip from that thumbnail movie probably ends with a defeated and dejected robotnik binging on ice cream and revealing he's gotten fat as a sequel hook
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 13:39 |