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kimbo305 posted:Lol is that not him joking? Honestly not sure, I don’t watch his stuff unless he’s interviewing a fighter I really like. I hope he’s serious lol
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threeagainstfour posted:Conor coming back is great if only for it leading to this  if his hot takes are actually like this no wonder dana shitlisted him
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Nov 30, 2019 03:35
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I can't believe people like that guy. "Dweeb" seems too rugged and cool somehow. What's past dweeb but before goon?
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Nov 30, 2019 03:40
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I don't like Helwani in the sense that I want to hang out with him, I like him in that he has face to face conversations in which he intentionally tries to catch people off guard about something at least somewhat meaningful at some point in the interview, so often the fighter will end up sharing a bit more than they would if they were talking to Luke Thomas or Aaron Bronsteter or whoever your favorite fighter interviewer is.
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Nov 30, 2019 03:48
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kimbo305 posted:Lol is that not him joking? Ariel is the kind of guy who doesn't seem to every have a genuine sense of humor or personality. Look at his entire history of reporting, he has a shocking high dearth of personality or charisma. This is him being him normally but added he's mad someone disagrees with him on Twitter.
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Mekchu posted:Ariel is the kind of guy who doesn't seem to every have a genuine sense of humor or personality. Look at his entire history of reporting, he has a shocking high dearth of personality or charisma. This is him being him normally but added he's mad someone disagrees with him on Twitter. Was it just timing that made him the most famous? Is it just momentum now? He gets all the guests so I still pay attention to him, but I think if he was coming up now he'd just be another person on Reddit.
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Nov 30, 2019 04:14
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He was the most consistently seen and regularly reporting MMA journalist and he broke a lot of big scoops at various points. He's not a bad journalist, and a half decent interviewer, but he's also a wholly unremarkable person in terms of personality that makes it hard to believe he's mocking himself a la Chael Sonnen or Luke Thomas (less so for Luke).
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Nov 30, 2019 04:48
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Jeez Cowboy is already 36.
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Nov 30, 2019 05:59
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Official Official https://twitter.com/bokamotoespn/status/1200626495158251520?s=21
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Nov 30, 2019 07:04
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cant wait for one of them to suddenly develop an allergy to dye or vaseline or something weird that causes the fight to get scratched during the fighter walk outs the night of
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These will truly be some of the biggest fights to fall through in many many months, what a time to be a fan
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also dear ariel, settle down beavis
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Nov 30, 2019 08:31
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Eat This Glob posted:I hope cowboy gets his massive payday and buys a jet powered monster truck and just drives off into the desert never to be heard from again We don't need more Evan Tanner-style disappearances.
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Condoms up the nose, external prostate massages, apparently I’m going to the wrong chiropractor.
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Someone today asked me an MMA rules question that I can't figure out how to phrase without sounding like a gigantic loving weirdo, even in present company.
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Sticking your finger in the butthole is considered a dick move, but you won't get a deduction for it.
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Oil check in the oil dome
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CommonShore posted:Someone today asked me an MMA rules question that I can't figure out how to phrase without sounding like a gigantic loving weirdo, even in present company. I understand, friend. as I interpret it, you are allowed an appreciative caress but never a full stroke. it is left up to the referee's discretion as to where the line is and when it is crossed, and if it's just a warning or if he will take the point
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Ok well the question was in the event of poop whose job is it to confirm that it was a full fledged poop and not a shart. The follow up question was whether there is a threshold for what constitutes poop and not merely a nasty shart.
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I wasn't aware there was a distinction between sharting and making GBS threads in the ring.
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CRISPYBABY posted:I wasn't aware there was a distinction between sharting and making GBS threads in the ring. Well then there's the question of whose job it is to determine if it was a fart or a shart, and if a fighter can complain to the ref to demand an inspection
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Dec 1, 2019 01:33
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Real question is can you diarrhea or vomit and keep fighting? Has it ever happened?
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BlindSite posted:Real question is can you diarrhea or vomit and keep fighting? Has it ever happened? It has happened but the rules have changed and now it's a tko loss and that's the question which started this whole thing
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BlindSite posted:Real question is can you diarrhea or vomit and keep fighting? Has it ever happened? Justine Kish poo poo herself trying to escape a submission about a year, two years ago?
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Dec 1, 2019 02:03
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Tim Silvia poo poo himself a bit fighting Assuerio Silva like ten years ago but it must've been just a shart because he fought to a decision and won
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That may have been before they instituted a no poop rule.
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BlindSite posted:Real question is can you diarrhea or vomit and keep fighting? Has it ever happened? Pour one out (literally) for Duncan who I think posted this the first time I saw it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYizlCINMuo And since I found this while searching for it you have to watch it too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34FSQiNAdfw
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The rules, iirc, say you can't lose control of bodily functions and continue as that would result in a DQ.
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Mekchu posted:The rules, iirc, say you can't lose control of bodily functions and continue as that would result in a DQ. Yeah it's why cumming is fully banned in mma. No jizz, puke, poo poo, and (maybe?) piss, but the machidas may have successfully filibustered the latter. shame it came to it, cuz defensive making GBS threads and pissing is a viable strategy to me. thank god for the oil dome, where REAL fighting lives
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Dec 1, 2019 03:11
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In bjj puking is an automatic loss
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He expended too much energy and got tired
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Dec 1, 2019 03:39
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Mekchu posted:Also Luke Rockhold lost a grappling match in Polaris. Dude is not having a good time in combat sports. Most of the fight was spent on the feet, and Rockhold got cut and had to wait around for someone to go find vaseline. It sucked.
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Dec 1, 2019 04:02
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Rockhold vs Weidman locked in an eternal battle for who can fall the furthest from the top
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Rockhold vs Weidman locked in an eternal battle for who can fall the furthest from the top I feel like Weidman is jumping from greater heights. He's also fought (and lost) more since. I think Weidman is the clear winnerloser here.
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They're both quite handsome, though Rockhold can't talk to save his life. At least wideman could be a babbling head.
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It's December my friends: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905323
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