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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Get them a bubble calendar


Or nothing whatever

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
The kids want Kindles which I fully support along the new pokemon game and some other random stuff. Wife is being difficult and won't even give me ideas. The dogs will likely get a large bone of some sort. My wife thinks she's going to make the corgi wear some sort of holiday-themed costume but dogs do not need clothes so I am against this.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
dick pics

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
https://www.amazon.com/2019-Bubble-Wrap-Calendar-Everyday/dp/B001ESPLAQ

This is what I was talking about. It's got a bubble you pop for every day of the year.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im buying my girlfriend an oculus quest so she can play beatsaber and bounce around without having to use my computer

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Airbrush and compressor for the wife, huge oddly-shaped gym pads for the kid to bounce around on, homemade wooden spatula for mom. :boom:

Those are the major things, of course there will be a bunch of rando smaller stuff.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Made a jewellery box for thr gf out of mesquite. It looks like a solid block of wood and opens to a brown velvet interior. On the inside it's gonna have a thumb drive of the music we listened together over the year along with some of my previous performances.

I'm also going to play a few songs for her at her office. Tango in D by Albeniz, Oblivion by Piazzolla, Rosita by Tarrega, and Chaconne by Weiss.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
crabs

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Books

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my mom: a tray for doing puzzles on (with drawers for puzzle storage), earrings/necklace

my dad: some ps4 game, weed

my brother: not sure, maybe a 3d printer-related thing

me: hoping to get a new winter coat and some socks

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I'm gifting myself a backpack full of rough riders condoms and a crossbow.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Giant_Pupils posted:

The kids want Kindles which I fully support along the new pokemon game and some other random stuff. Wife is being difficult and won't even give me ideas. The dogs will likely get a large bone of some sort. My wife thinks she's going to make the corgi wear some sort of holiday-themed costume but dogs do not need clothes so I am against this.

people don't need clothes either. we just look cute in them.

I'm getting my husband a laptop if I can swing it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I'm getting my husband a laptop if I can swing it.

I would suggest attaching a rope to it.

:downsrim:

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
might buy my (5 yr old) nephew a 2DS...lil fucker probably doesn't deserve it though

no idea what to get my 1.5yr old niece. anybody got some non-toy ideas for babby gifts?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Mozi posted:

my mom: a tray for doing puzzles on (with drawers for puzzle storage), earrings/necklace

my dad: some ps4 game, weed

my brother: not sure, maybe a 3d printer-related thing

me: hoping to get a new winter coat and some socks

your dad suonds cool

Sparrownyx
Nov 24, 2019
Original paintings and maybe crochet gnome towel holders for the adults and toys for the kids

Vrtra
Mar 25, 2017

the monster in your nightmares
I already got my girlfriend a gaming computer for her birthday + Christmas, so I'm pretty satisfied with my gift giving for the rest of the year.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
bubble butt

bubble bubble

bubble butt

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Sister and brother in law: Tickets to Book of Mormon

Dad: books, getting one of his favorite tools worn out parts replaced

Mom: rebuilding an old bench she likes

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

Nothing but my company because I'm broke as gently caress

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I bought my wifes nerdy 8 year old cousin a little metal detector and Im going to have his dad bury some loose change mixed with washers in the yard so he can find them.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Nothing, I dont even think I can pay my rent.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Cubone posted:

your dad suonds cool

i agree

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i'm getting my brother some warhammies to satisfy his new middle aged addiction

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

My son is getting a new jacket. My daughter will probably get a pair of shoes.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Nothing. I'm making cookies though

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

My son is getting a new jacket. My daughter will probably get a pair of shoes.

you monster

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

you monster

Right?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


What they deserve. And everyone is getting it

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Buying my son an axe so I can put him to work chopping my firewood.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Nothing for anyone except my wife, who gets 8 days in Sydney. But she has to take me with her so that's more of a punishment

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm getting floors for my new house.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
It's gonna be wood even in the bathroom.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Bluetooth meat thermometers

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


drilldo squirt posted:

It's gonna be wood even in the bathroom.

The next owner is gonna curse the guy who put wood floors in the bathroom just like how everyone hates the 1970s rear end in a top hat who thought bathroom carpet was a cool idea.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Resting Lich Face posted:

Bluetooth meat thermometers

Wait, this isn't the million dollar ideas thread!?

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


vintage calendars from 1908, 1936, 1964, or 1992.

it blew my goddamned mind when i found out calendars eventually repeated exactly again. lately i give one real gift a year (exchange with extended family) and i hope whoever i end up with also thinks that's pretty cool.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Possibly things. Maybe even stuff.

DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard
Nothing because I'm poor and selfish

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

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