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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Maybe they ended to burn the money like the Joker in from of all the diamond hands.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Can't be real, why would they waste electricity on lights that could be going towards mining more coin.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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e-dt posted:

Tether is untethered, Luna has done the exact opposite of go "to the moon"... but in good news for crypto investors, LoseMoneyCoin is continuing to work as designed.

"To the moon" became "Straight down to hell"

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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FMguru posted:

they were supposedly spending $10bn/year on metaverse /vr stuff and that division supposedly had 18000 employees

Then they realized that they didn't want to be Second Life 2.0 and the entire point of Meta being a misdirection to get people to ignore the bad press over FB passed.

Now they don't care.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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Beeftweeter posted:

YOU CAN'T DEVALUE MY JPEGS, THEY'RE NON-FUNGIBLE


NON


FUNGIBLE


https://twitter.com/MikeDulaimi/status/1522306898397118465?s=20&t=nrrVRVYXTpgfqaPxUEOgjw

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Nothing says "Stable and healthy" like shutting down trading for a currency that they argued could never fall.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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Asymmetric POSTer posted:

crypto capital controls

That sounds like regulation, partner :clint:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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Beeftweeter posted:

lmao he actually posted his wallet, and yep

https://twitter.com/ashwsbreal/status/1524798042129457152

how in the gently caress does someone this dumb get millions of dollars. how

e: presumably in the time he posted that and screenshotted it, his $35k purchase is worth $29k lmao

You gotta find a sucker willing to give you millions of USD for your crypto. Its a Greater Fools Scam

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_fool_theory

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:45 on May 12, 2022

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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MarcusSA posted:

Seems like a normal thing to do

https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/stat...ingawful.com%2F

fwiw some people are saying it’s just this one person

Hahaha yes, its spreading.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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akadajet posted:

i googled pegging and don't want that at all.

But how else will you farm slurp juice? For your apes?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Beeftweeter posted:

that's all true and i'm guessing the sharp rise in LNG + coal prices also made it rapidly unaffordable for the jerks that bought up decommissioned power plants to run their dumb mining rigs. i really wish NY's moratorium legislation spawns a bunch of copycats, but lol that only happens with poo poo that tramples on people, not ~markets~

I wish NY would backtrack and bring Indian Point back online.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Man, not even a dead cat bounce. Just straight to hell.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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EorayMel posted:

I skipped over 1000 posts and I just wanted to say



lol

So what?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Pillbug

Juul-Whip posted:

is this from the chernobyl hbo show?

Yup. Best scene.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Pigbuster posted:

was there even an attack this time? wasn't it just too many people taking their money and running (the worst cyberattack of all)

Reality was the attack.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Beeftweeter posted:

yeah i hate Matt Damon

I hope he got some real money from making those ads.

30 pieces of silver, at least.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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Cantorsdust posted:

https://twitter.com/coffeebreak_YT/status/1525478171575033856?s=20&t=H28cq9rmYF3C_2C7VEkllQ

speculation that all of the bitcoin assets in the LFG were *shocker* not actually spent on propping up Terra but instead have vanished!

They are bailing out the high rollers and leaving everyone else hanging. Also underlying the system was rotten from the start given it was entirely a scam.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Pillbug

What?! Crypto is still about protecting the rich?! Who could've predicted this!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Adolf Glitter posted:

code is law?
more like code is lol

Much like normal law, if you have the money, you can influence or ignore the law.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/1526190005789642752?s=20&t=aadeaZTL-Gu-9aPmjp_spw

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Kill All Cops posted:

https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1526414316261584896

diamond hands!! or maybe he just forgot about ever owning the coin

The whole diamond hands thing is hilarious: Because trading is buying AND selling, not sitting on devalued assets.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Beeftweeter posted:

hmm

just how fungible is this virtual land plot in an ape game that does not and may not ever exist? is it fungible? i've heard it may be non-fungible.

Don't forget that future lucrative ape casino.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Escape From Noise posted:

Oh it's happening!

Lol. This article.

"As I described in an earlier article, the artwork is really important when I buy a collectible or piece of art that I intend on holding for a long time. It needs to be interesting and unique enough to stand out and attract and maintain a large audience, and ideally be something people want to show off, thus acting as promoters for the project.

The Gambling Apes artwork is of really high quality. The apes themselves are super well done and the discrete background illustrations add a nice visual element."


Nothing, absolutely nothing says "Wise Investors" like people not understanding the house always wins in a Casino.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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https://twitter.com/ColoradoMike81/status/1526405192568082432?s=20&t=wwoc9NmuR2YMui8H2LKKsg

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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https://twitter.com/jessimckenzi/status/1526573090196574214?s=20&t=e_UhyL3QERxdjTfJhqLTBA

https://twitter.com/jessimckenzi/status/1526574308616814594?s=20&t=e_UhyL3QERxdjTfJhqLTBA

https://twitter.com/jessimckenzi/status/1526575456673226753?s=20&t=e_UhyL3QERxdjTfJhqLTBA

https://twitter.com/jessimckenzi/status/1526583782878363648?s=20&t=e_UhyL3QERxdjTfJhqLTBA

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Shame Boy posted:

also holy lmao that last one. CO2, known harmless beneficial molecule, unlike methane which has no known use by any life on earth and depletes the ozone layer, probably

CO2, notable for being a greenhouse gas, and methane, also a greenhouse gas 4x more potent than CO2 although it degrades faster.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Crust First posted:

found a stash of buttcoin related pics on an old drive that i got from a link someone posted a thousand years ago, no idea where they originally came from but some fun stuff in here



......"I knew it was a ponzi scheme, but totally ignored the part where nearly every Ponzi scheme only benefits the schemer."

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Mercury_Storm posted:

They had (have?) a whole "honest ponzi" gambling thing going:



Yeah like was mentioned in 'Line Goes Up' most Crypto and NFTs only succeeds if you have all the trappings of a ponzi scheme or a pump and dump, down in many cases to outright instruction on HOW to do it.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Main Paineframe posted:

turns out they converted all the customer money into UST, and the part about spreading their holdings across multiple stablecoins was a lie

https://twitter.com/LTTG10/status/1527163329201901568

Its like that scene in Margin Call where the Risk Management VP walks in and tells them that the Analyst got it right and the entire equation was worthless.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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FAUXTON posted:

Wes Anderson would be a funnier pick because you'd have Bill Murray in there being the guy who told them all so

Wes Anderson's "Planet of the Ugly Apes"

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Pillbug

Between the poo poo this moron pushed with Etherium ("Power users can store the whole chain for us, its only 48+ TB!") and his other crap, these people are beyond delusional.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Mercury_Storm posted:

someone already minted "coincel" in the gray thread :keke:

I thought that was just MAGA Coin?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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Silver Alicorn posted:

posting on the devil page :twisted:

Big Mackson posted:


fingers are hard to draw.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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infernal machines posted:

until he sells it for actual currency, he's not rich

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

"Good"

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/beckness/status/1529530760935485440?s=20&t=q2fVPORqWOWJikU2OgVf3Q

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Oh god Itanium....

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Code is law!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


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Pigbuster posted:

luna_final_final_final_FINAL_REALLYFORREALFINAL_final(1)

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

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The Wisest Moron posted:

TIL Mike Judge is into NFTs. drat.

Sadly Mike Judge is a bit of an idiot. Never meet your heroes.

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