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Now remember, Aunt Bertie's losing her mind a little bit so she'll probably not make a lot of sense. Just let her talk and nod and smile at her a few times. Is Susan bringing her new boyfriend? Christ, have you seen this guy? He's some kind of app developer, I don't know, when I met him he was talking about how wearing shoes clouds your judgment and blocks your psychic powers. Cool, Aunt Terri just emailed me and her husband's in jail again for another DUI. Is that 3 now? She says she's coming but I'm sure she'll be miserable and judgmental as usual, so maybe we should seat her next to Aunt Bertie? Honey, maybe block Fox News for that day? I can just imagine grandma getting on another wild tangent about Benghazi, better just avoid the whole thing. In fact, just unplug the TV, last year your Uncle started ranting and raving about "the gay agenda" during the Macy's Parade. Oh Christ, did we start thawing out the bird yet? Were we supposed to start that yesterday?
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Man, how do those guys with two families do Thanksgiving or other holidays. I think the trick is you pay a friend to wear bandages on their face and say they're you, but having suffered a horrible acid attack that also scarred your throat, so you can't talk. They handle the family you like a little less.
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Nov 25, 2019 14:42
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I can't wait to see everyone, I love my family a lot.
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Nov 25, 2019 14:45
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Should be another nice, small affair but with a much larger, nicer meal than normal and I'm looking forward to wearing a sweater with my Dad. I mean not the SAME sweater at the same time or something just the two of us hanging out, wearing sweaters, watching football, being overly warm and watching football and poo poo. e: Oh god. Maybe the thread title is a typo and it should be ITT WE'RE PLANNING ANOTHER FAMILY'S THANKSGIVING In which case, multiple murder suicide.
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Nov 25, 2019 14:49
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* Starting to prepare my Trump hot topics now for a pleasant dinner conversation
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Nov 25, 2019 15:03
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I see a herd of wild turkeys, galloping majestically in the field
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Nov 25, 2019 15:09
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one green bean casserole coming right up!
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Yeah mom I know we're not Americans, have never celebrated this holiday before and nor have anyone else we know but Black Friday and Halloween is a thing here now so why not just go all in? Just trust me ok, it'll be great! Now let me just google and see what you actually do for Thanksgiving. Ok turkey, yeah looks delicious...green beans.... hmmm....wait, what the gently caress is this poo poo? What the gently caress? This looks terrible, why would anyone want to do something like this? I'm sorry mom, let's just forget this ever came up.
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Nov 25, 2019 15:15
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It's the 1 time of year that we can all be thankful that we don't have to eat cranberry sauce the other 364 days of the year.
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Nov 25, 2019 15:20
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*slides corrugated cranberry sauce out of can*
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Nov 25, 2019 15:21
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*plans thanksgiving with no issues* *has a wonderful day with immediate family*
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Nov 25, 2019 15:26
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*stands in front of closet* hmm which fedora best expresses, "you're all a bunch of sheep celebrating this fake holiday but I still plan to eat three servings of sweet potato casserole"?
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Nov 25, 2019 15:27
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inviting my vegan friend over so i can spend the whole meal talking about how much more the mashed potatoes could have popped if I could have mixed the butter in while mashing instead of having guests do it at the table
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Nov 25, 2019 15:35
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Alright, I'm ready to make my famous caramel brownies! *pours Duncan Hines brownie mix into a bowl and adds water*
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Nov 25, 2019 15:41
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"Mashed potatoes? At my Thanksgiving? Hmmmm I don't serve the one best thing about Thanksgiving dinner at our house. How about some asparagus and boiled egg casserole?" - My dad's wife, probably
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*everyone tries very hard not to think about the one relative that wasn't invited and is spending thanksgiving alone because of a petty squabble that happened years ago*
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Nov 25, 2019 15:59
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bradzilla posted:*plans thanksgiving with no issues*
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Nov 25, 2019 16:28
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Wife at dinner: So we got a new traffic light down the str -- Uncle who's been quivering in anticipation for any opening the entire meal: JUST THEM TAX AND SPEND DUMMYCRAPS STEALIN' MAH MONEYS
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Nov 25, 2019 16:50
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ok so i got enough hungry man turkey dinners for everybody but we'll have to stagger dinner because i can only fit one in the microwave at a time
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Nov 25, 2019 17:18
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"Okay everybody, grandma wants to say a prayer before eating." *grandma mumbles the lyrics to "baa baa black sheep"* "Alright praise the sheep everybody, let's fuckin eat!"
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Nov 25, 2019 17:34
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*gets drunk and screams about the bullshit little terriers winning over the good big dogs on the TV*
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Nov 25, 2019 17:36
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I'm going to eat like forty bread rolls so I don't have to eat as much dry turkey, over-salted gravy, and lumpy potatoes.
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Nov 25, 2019 17:50
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I thought thanksgiving already happened this year
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Man, how do those guys with two families do Thanksgiving or other holidays. Generally how it's done is you decide which one you like better, and gradually stop seeing the other one.
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Nov 25, 2019 18:08
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I'm going to a strip joint this thanksgiving. Who needs turkey legs when the strippers have legs for days
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Nov 25, 2019 18:10
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Katamari Democracy posted:I'm going to a strip joint this thanksgiving. Who needs turkey legs when the strippers have legs for days You can't eat strippers! ...can you?
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Nov 25, 2019 18:13
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:You can't eat strippers! ...can you? looks like meat's back on the menu boys
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Nov 25, 2019 18:14
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*shows up eats some food and has a few beers. makes small talk with family. leaves and goes to the bar*
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Robble gobble. Robble gobble. A turkey with a burgler's mask stuffed with cheesy hamburger. We caught the ToFurHamBurKLardgler! Ice cream on the side for the freegans. Open the bottom of the French door for Aunt Leslie. When she tries to wheel in she smacks her face on the upper door. When you try to dip the chair under it falls backwards and she hits her head on the floor. We can't get the top part of the French door open. It's broken. Dad, get back in the closet, no one cares. Let's eat!
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Nov 25, 2019 18:49
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's the 1 time of year that we can all be thankful that we don't have to eat cranberry sauce the other 364 days of the year. how dare you You are officially uninvited from Thanksgiving. Mother will be heartbroken. See you and your garbage opinions at Christmas I guess
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Nov 25, 2019 21:28
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Thanksgiving?!? How about Nothanksgiving
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Linux Pirate posted:*gets drunk and screams about the bullshit little terriers winning over the good big dogs on the TV* why are you at my thanksgiving?
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