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Hello, this is V.  She's not impressed by anything.  Even when you give her treats she loving hates you.  GBS, what would you do to win this llama's heart?
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Nov 27, 2019 20:26
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Beatbox, OP. Llamas love it when you beatbox.
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Nov 27, 2019 20:28
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You're coming off as too desperate OP. Llama's hate that.
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Nov 27, 2019 20:30
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Give it space. Maybe a saucer of moonshine
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Nov 27, 2019 20:33
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I dunno that llama looks chill as gently caress
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Nov 27, 2019 20:35
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Aww, I want to pet it.
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Nov 27, 2019 20:36
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maybe the llama just has resting bitch face and it's actually super chill.
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Nov 27, 2019 20:40
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Nov 27, 2019 20:44
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Nov 27, 2019 20:52
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Have you tried really whipping its rear end, OP?
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Nov 27, 2019 20:56
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You have to get its friends to put in a good word for you first, you can't just go straight up to the llama and assume respect.
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Nov 27, 2019 20:58
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How talented is she at horking her gastric juices at things she doesn't like?
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Nov 27, 2019 20:59
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Skeleton Ape posted:How talented is she at horking her gastric juices at things she doesn't like? You know, she's only spit on me once. And that's because I was trying to clean her legs and llamas push at each other's legs to assert dominance. She just took it the wrong way and we worked it out pretty fast. She's a good girl  E: But she's still maintained by hatred.
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Nov 27, 2019 21:06
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We've achieved greatness so quickly.
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Nov 27, 2019 21:10
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Nice llama. I went to a llama place this weekend and took this sweet picture but now that I’m looking at it again, I’m pretty sure one of these guys is a dokney.
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Nov 27, 2019 21:15
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I would brush the llama to gain its trust, but if your avatar is anything to go by, it hates you for a good reason.
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Nov 27, 2019 21:18
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That's a nice looking periscope sheep you got there.
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Nov 27, 2019 21:21
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everyone knows llamas are agents of big antifa
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Nov 27, 2019 21:27
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Aw man  what we do?
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Nov 27, 2019 22:36
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id feed it the most choicest cuts of BEEF and salami
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Nov 27, 2019 22:42
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Begin a rigid regime of determining her favourite treat.
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Nov 27, 2019 22:52
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No touchy.
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Nov 27, 2019 22:57
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thats a dog op
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Nov 27, 2019 23:02
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Have you tried "negging" the llama, op? That's when you say a compliment that's actually a veiled insult, like "nice tits have you operated upon your corpus to produce them?" or "I pooped a huge turd this morning and my butthole still hurts but I really like your hair". That's the kind of hosed up poo poo you gotta say to make people like you for some reason and animals are people too, so.
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Nov 27, 2019 23:26
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Mooey Cow posted:Have you tried "negging" the llama, op? That's when you say a compliment that's actually a veiled insult, like "nice tits have you operated upon your corpus to produce them?" or "I pooped a huge turd this morning and my butthole still hurts but I really like your hair".
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Nov 27, 2019 23:34
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I'd introduce it to winamp
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Nov 27, 2019 23:36
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Nov 27, 2019 23:46
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Mooey Cow posted:Have you tried "negging" the llama, op? That's when you say a compliment that's actually a veiled insult, like "nice tits have you operated upon your corpus to produce them?" or "I pooped a huge turd this morning and my butthole still hurts but I really like your hair". i neg my llama very often iykwim
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Nov 27, 2019 23:46
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I love your llama, please let her know that. Thank you!
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Nov 28, 2019 00:02
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Trade her for an alpaca.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:39
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I'll take one bag of llamas to go please.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:44
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Does llama wool make good fabric like alpaca?
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Nov 28, 2019 00:45
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Me llamas
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Nov 28, 2019 00:46
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Bring back the links llama guy!
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Nov 28, 2019 00:49
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Tina you fat lard eat your dinner! Lol you guys remember Napoleon Dynamite??
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Nov 28, 2019 00:49
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Nooner posted:Tina you fat lard eat your dinner! Lol you guys remember Napoleon Dynamite?? Uh, no.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:50
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tina. eat. the. ham.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:52
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Nooner posted:Tina you fat lard eat your dinner! Lol you guys remember Napoleon Dynamite?? i watched it on a United flight from Newark 2 months ago its still good and nice for a relaxing flight film
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Nov 28, 2019 05:50
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Your llama looks like the one that scared the poo poo out of me while I sat on a back road one night. Amazing how much they look like the abominable snowman when they creep up behind your car when you're stoned as hell.
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Nov 28, 2019 05:55
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Serious question: Are llamas edible? I know people use their fur(?) for clothing but what other purpose do they serve other than hating humanity?
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