|
Joe... Good? https://twitter.com/CleveWootson/status/1223660471305363456?s=19
|
#
¿
Feb 1, 2020 19:21
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 30, 2024 14:51 |
|
|
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1223973472554176514?s=19 https://twitter.com/tparti/status/1223998769915727878?s=19 Yay?
|
|
#
¿
Feb 2, 2020 18:03
|
|
|
Nick Soapdish posted:Remember when Kerry won what should have been a layup in 2004 https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1224088942519164929 shame on an IGA posted:drowning my captain trips concerns in lols at this latest poll from iowa Here's the real motherfucker: https://twitter.com/amjoyshow/status/1223647822614007808 Again, Bernie-->Trump voters were not very significant, or at least no more significant than usual in 2016. Just lollin at the numbers. The Yang stuff is hilarious too. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Feb 2, 2020 |
|
#
¿
Feb 2, 2020 22:58
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/RealWilfordB/status/1224131647450370049
|
|
#
¿
Feb 3, 2020 01:55
|
|
|
every single loving time https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1224170278571343872 edit: retweeted by the White House and Trump campaign twitter accounts too facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Feb 3, 2020 |
|
#
¿
Feb 3, 2020 04:19
|
|
|
Flikken posted:To be fair, Arrowhead is less than a 10 minute drive from Kansas https://twitter.com/ZeroPSII/status/1224176543087329281
|
|
#
¿
Feb 3, 2020 04:49
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1224189977774448640?s=19 https://twitter.com/kcpolice/status/1224188567892713472?s=19
|
|
#
¿
Feb 3, 2020 06:26
|
|
|
COMPLETE AND TOTAL EXONERATION! https://twitter.com/_Hetrick/status/1224335006216093697?s=19
|
|
#
¿
Feb 3, 2020 17:06
|
|
|
Nick Soapdish posted:
I haven't been convinced that he absolutely believes that stuff. I am convinced that his base of boomer Democrats absolutely do believe that bullshit, so they have to be pandered to. It's part of the weenie centrist message thing. That has been a bit of the problem in this primary - Democrats like all of the candidates, so they're doing dumb poo poo like trying to figure out who *others* would vote for. So Biden's doing the whole "vote for me, I can attract centrists!" routine, even if as Obama's VP, he never saw cooperative Republicans. A sad thing about elections is that as currently constructed, you can never really tell voters the truth. Just variants of happy talk.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 3, 2020 18:08
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1224383141705502723?s=19 https://twitter.com/Prof_Peacock/status/1224388074882445313?s=19 Always amazing how quickly people get unpersoned in the administration. https://twitter.com/Carter_PE/status/1224393113940168704?s=19
|
|
#
¿
Feb 3, 2020 19:10
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/JoeConchaTV/status/1224419860492451846?s=19
|
|
#
¿
Feb 3, 2020 20:56
|
|
|
Nick Soapdish posted:If only hypocrisy worked on Rs You're looking at it the wrong way! https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1224435841176502282?s=19 That loving super bowl party had to be absolutely goddamn atrociously awful.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 3, 2020 22:10
|
|
|
Sure looks like tech is loving up the precinct reporting. https://twitter.com/tylerpager/status/1224536719988531200
|
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2020 04:49
|
|
|
noob bitch idiot cornfuckers https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/1224539006689411072 https://twitter.com/baseballot/status/1224543357965406208 https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/1224541947194417153 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Feb 4, 2020 |
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2020 05:02
|
|
|
NOOB BITCH IDIOT CORNFUCKERS https://twitter.com/russelneiss/status/1224537598271676417 IT'S A WHOLE loving THREAD OF COIN FLIPS FOR CAUCUS TIEBREAKERS Meanwhile: https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/1224545155648233473 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Feb 4, 2020 |
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2020 05:08
|
|
|
It's bedtime. Since this was covered in a below tweet, here's a replacement: https://twitter.com/zachhammer/status/1224538369675407360
|
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2020 05:16
|
|
|
Brute Squad posted:now i feel bad. EAT THIS https://twitter.com/Julio_Rosas11/status/1224546895479164929
|
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2020 05:20
|
|
|
Smiling Jack posted:if you're going to fix an election you don't do it in fuckin Iowa where there is a literal paper trail with names Basically 100% right. It's not a fix, it's not anything planned, the Iowa Democratic Party just hosed it. They relied on techies from previous campaigns to develop a complex app, for a complex (dumb) caucus system, didn't test it, and now everything is hosed. Simple, really.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2020 13:55
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1224785281037099009quote:Authorities found approximately 75 grams of methamphetamine, 1.36 kilograms of the date-rape drug GHB, 1 gram of cocaine, 3.6 grams of fentanyl, 15 MDMA tablets and drug paraphernalia.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 4, 2020 21:14
|
|
|
gently caress yeah, let's make fetch happen* motherfuckers! https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1224833959584043009?s=19 * possibly aided by the CIA
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2020 00:37
|
|
|
Duzzy Funlop posted:So, uh, just hold the phone for a second. I missed the SOTU, and Rush Limbaugh got the Presidential Medal of Freedom? And Melania put it on him. https://twitter.com/TLCplMax/status/1225097206929096705?s=19 The one time I'm happy that lung cancer is supposedly very, very painful.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2020 18:48
|
|
|
Holy poo poo. https://twitter.com/yarabayoumy/status/1225133212969684992?s=19 https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1225133956246507520?s=19 I didn't think he had it in him. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Feb 5, 2020 |
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2020 20:05
|
|
|
Thwomp posted:Funny how it only came out after it was a foregone conclusion that it wouldn’t matter. I mean, you're right, but: https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1225135629987508224?s=19 The first ever! Edit: lol https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/1225135690335313922?s=19
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2020 20:16
|
|
|
Bored As gently caress posted:Yeah I watched a part of his speech on CNN and that was a great speech. https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1225137154470416385?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Feb 5, 2020 |
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2020 20:24
|
|
|
Bored As gently caress posted:I mean he's a loving piece of poo poo vulture capitalist still who ruined hundreds of thousands of lives throughout his career at Bain Capital, but that speech was the first truly decent thing I've seen a Republican do in a long time. Please allow me to second your statement with the thoughts of the great American author, Chuck Tingle: https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1225137901807124480?s=19
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2020 20:25
|
|
|
hell yeah https://twitter.com/JustinOArnold/status/1225145655225671680?s=19
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2020 21:10
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1225162739422724097?s=19 lol impeachment turned bipartisan
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2020 22:04
|
|
|
Better than I expected! https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/1225167054900277248?s=19 I thought Manchin would flip, since he likes to be a fucker sometimes. Absolutely didn't think Romney would.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2020 22:21
|
|
|
CRUSTY MINGE posted:I don't understand the George/Kellyanne dynamic. It's probably entirely based on hatefucking. Besides, it's often the other way around, with the dude being the complete polesmoker of a conservative. Look into George Carville and Mary Matalin if you want some comedy. George/Kellyanne is likely the same probable thing, they can probably compartmentalize behind closed doors. Granted, I'd immediately divorce someone that drat pro-trump, as at least past Republicans had some reasonable doubt about if they were full-blown racist or not.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2020 22:29
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1225445836580163584?s=19 https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1225429100363382784?s=19 It's very clear that Iowa is an incomprehensible clusterfuck, mostly revealed by the paper requirement forced by Bernie after 2016's stuff. Add in 4chan, incompetent but well-meaning poll workers, and tech bro hilldawg vets, and here we are. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Feb 6, 2020 |
|
#
¿
Feb 6, 2020 16:47
|
|
|
bird food bathtub posted:Strong Daddy Trump is in fine loving form with his acquittal victory lap. We're hearing a lip-smacking, adderall-sniffing, gloriously detailed account of how "Sir, sir, you were so amazing when Scalise got shot. It was amazing what you did." The thing that has always powered me through this poo poo is that Republicans actively have to listen to ranty grandpa all loving day, and he sounds exactly like he sounds now. They fuckin deserve it. https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/1225481998891995136?s=19
|
|
#
¿
Feb 6, 2020 19:11
|
|
|
AHAHAHAH https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1225485662301892608?s=19 gently caress man, he totally wants to do her (doesn't matter which one)
|
|
#
¿
Feb 6, 2020 19:34
|
|
|
crazyivan45 posted:I got texted by the warren campaign today. Told them I was voting for Bernie and when they sent follow up texts blocked the number. That seemed odd as I’ve never done anything for or donated to her campaign The campaigns tend to buy lists of phone numbers and past voter records, then blast out mass texts to them. Your return texts were then likely automatically fed into robotic responses to try to get you to donate/volunteer. Same general way that you get random emails from campaigns. Any time you see a PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS TO MAGANATE SPACE, WOULD YOU SIGN HIS BIRTHDAY CARD FOR HIM?? type of ad, it's all about mining phone numbers and email addresses. That's how I, a non-Berner, get random texts from "Bernie For America" numbers asking if I'm with Bernie or not. They likely bought my poo poo from some roll of democratic phone numbers.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 6, 2020 21:00
|
|
|
SimonCat posted:CNN: How does it feel to be the undisputed winner of the Iowa caucuses Mayor Pete? Mayo Pete had an answer queued up. https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1225611968234610689 What really annoys me is that this motherfucker had me going for like a solid week.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 7, 2020 04:31
|
|
|
A Bad Poster posted:I'd love to see what the right wing hate machine would have to say about a disabled veteran WOC being the VP candidate. Hooooo boy it would be vicious. FAKE LEGS
|
|
#
¿
Feb 7, 2020 05:43
|
|
|
Erghh posted:Also just seeing attempts at accounting for the "political schizophrenia" of some of the voting populace. (IIRC there was a tweet from some rally with a dude who was torn between Sanders and Bloomberg for some reason). The simple accounting is that average American voters just don't give a poo poo about civics and politics. A typical voter isn't your Online, twitter-using, article reading kind of high-information voter. So, that leads to a lot of Cult of Personality voting, with people voting for candidates that literally visually look right to them, or the candidate that they "trust" the most, or the candidate that got a spotlight during the local news broadcast they just so happened to watch at some time. In a lot of cases, it has very little to do with policy preferences, because they don't have a policy preference! It's an interesting theory that the electoral cake is already baked now, at this minute, because of the saturation of Donnie Brainstem everywhere. But, prediction punditry is inherently bad, so be skeptical of all explanations of everything. Edit: https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1225838433765072896?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Feb 7, 2020 |
|
#
¿
Feb 7, 2020 19:08
|
|
|
EBB posted:Y'ALL DOIN' SOME HOSE DRINKIN'? HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
|
|
#
¿
Feb 8, 2020 06:05
|
|
|
Here's the deep dive on Donnie Orangeglo. https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/2/8/21129275/trump-tan-line-face-photo Basically, it's real. Vox has an official gettysimage of it, but the photo Twitter account is still shady.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 8, 2020 21:41
|
|
|
Completely outside of my usual posting topic, the star Betelgeuse might blow up into a supernova sometime soon! Or not. Maybe. They're not really sure! https://twitter.com/betelbot/status/1226583476222275584 From what I gather, Betelgeuse is a weird star that gets brighter/dimmer in cycles, which scientists have been tracking. But lately, it has been dimming below its previously observed lows. That could be a sign that all of its fuel is about to be used up, leading to a kaboomey supernova! But scientists have no idea how long that dim-to-supernova cycle actually takes. Could be hours, could be years! Who knows!? If it does happen, we won't all be dead (unfortunately), but we'll have a second moon in the sky for a while.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 9, 2020 23:36
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 30, 2024 14:51 |
|
|
Bored As gently caress posted:This kind of stuff still blows my mind. To some extent, researchers think it's the same general problem with government budgetary numbers. At a certain point, our brains just break because the numbers are too high and we just give up or don't have the experience to create an accurate mental frame. Turns out, space is really, really, really loving big.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 10, 2020 01:29
|
|