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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Have this too. I'm the owl. The Fairy Wren should be saying "Supbirb"  (I say this because I am one...)
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I'm beginning to wonder if LoB and The Saddest Rhino aren't SA's equivalent to the ravens in the Tower of London.
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This is a real thing a real person tweeted. https://twitter.com/KwCongressional/status/1279562816324763648  QAnon is, at this point, the Venn-diagram overlap between "domestic terrorists" and "unmedicated schizophrenia".
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InediblePenguin posted:How the gently caress do you read the Bible and come away with that loving filth, I want to ask, but i know the answer is literally "none of them read the Bible, they get told by a preacher what to believe and HE'S basing that on what makes him money" Because they're Montanists — something actually declared heretical in 230CE, well before the Council of Nicea, but that the theologians among these arseholes keep digging up and thinking "hey, these dudes were p cool, we're their modern inheritors!" — who've developed that particular line of bullshit further into a kind of Manichaean witchcraft.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:So idiots, then? Idiots and heretics who are the ones having prayer breakfasts with the current President of the United States...
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Sep 4, 2020 11:22
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He should cut his leg off. That much gammon could feed a family for a week.
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Sep 9, 2020 12:47
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Vib Rib posted:Also less fuel efficient, could tip over at the slightest failure, incredibly hard to turn, and will crash into everything. See them gliding along the rails Under the bridge at midnight Heads turning as the legs rising up Are so high And rolling out and on the four line track There's a gyro rolling on its back On its back And I sense a rhythm humming in a frenzy All the way round its frame Trains on stilts
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Sep 22, 2020 12:31
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Doc Hawkins posted:imagine lacking the cognitive capacity to see how mobile suits would revolutionize battle His soul is weighed down by gravity.
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Sep 23, 2020 10:51
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Light Gun Man posted:Got a lot of these in my town. Including the ladies with the pink camo and U JUST GOT BEAT BY A ~GIRL~ stickers. Seen a few blowing black clouds so I guess they got coal switches or whatever too. They like to drive up and down the main commercial road for hours every friday and saturday night. Lead poisoning. They're trying to pass it on, but haven't realised that unleaded fuel doesn't mutate people into chuds as effectively as leaded.
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Sep 30, 2020 11:38
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Annabel Pee posted:To be honest I kind of agree UK flag is kind of neutral, its the england one thats racist. Now here's someone who's never been to the non-England parts of the UK, let alone most of the rest of the world.
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Oct 3, 2020 14:08
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Annabel Pee posted:Yeah this is all I meant by neutral. If someone's wearing a Union Jack they might be racist they might be not, but if they've got the English Flag then watch out. Again: Only maaaaaaybe true in England, and then only if we're being charitable.
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ultrafilter posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > Idiots on Social Media: slavery was hard and so is this workout 
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At least the OP got screenshots... https://twitter.com/thhamilton/status/1313535319661305857   
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Looks like Amazon have decided that Ireland has already reunified. https://twitter.com/AmazonHelp/status/1327654526963376128
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VinylonUnderground posted:I will say, moving around the country is eye opening. LoB-wannabe spotted
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TinTower posted:That's in Edinburgh. It's also not real. Sadly. I could go a deep fried kebab after a night on the lash. Also, salt n sauce is objectively best. I can't help it, it's just how the world is.
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Ixtlilton posted:I want one that's like, "oof bad run in the 11th century, only made it past 4 once." John Finnemore did a sketch like that in his Souvenir Programme, but it's not online anywhere.
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toanoradian posted:That is also how you enjoy Test cricket, the one that can last like 5 days (5 half-days, technically) The perfect way to enjoy the Test doesn't involve the television. Instead, it's Test Match Special on Radio 4. But apart from that, there's little difference.
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toanoradian posted:This tree have only got one ball. The other is in the Albert Hall
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Cardiovorax posted:I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself. I really don't understand why there are even still celebrities dumb enough to do this. Do they get off on going commando in public? Did they have a quickie in the limousine and didn't want to walk around in wet panties all day long? It's kind of a mystery to me. What the gently caress is wrong with you that you thought this was an OK thing to say?
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Apr 6, 2021 23:37
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Volcott posted:A naughty wind is haunting Scotland. I knew I shouldn't have had that bean burrito.
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Apr 7, 2021 11:53
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Skwirl posted:Thinking cops actually solve crimes is where everyone makes their first mistake. They are usually between 40-60% at solving murders (lovely record keeping makes it very hard to get accurate statistics) and "solve" means they felt they had enough evidence to charge someone, not convict, and god knows the cops have never charged a crime on an innocent person because they were black and in the area. Every other crime has even worse rates of "solving." The polis killing people ups their solve numbers, even as none of the fuckers go to jail for it.
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The problem with the rest of the world is that it isn’t.
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It really isn't.
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Captain Monkey posted:*scrolls to facial hair options and selects the largest beard so I don't have to care about the face* Wait, is this in a game or on grindr?
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Jul 19, 2021 22:39
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Bismuth posted:Yeah but spoilers used to be about major plot points/twists, but now spoilers are just about any detail I think this is the important point that's frequently lost by the "NO SPOILERS" crowd, many of whom think even a basic description of a piece of media is a spoiler. Take Control, for example. The connection to Alan Wake was a nice touch but hardly a major twist (come on, it's a Remedy game, of course it's going to have that), and both Jesse becoming Director and Polaris being Hedron are a given if you have any idea of how narratives work. So those aren't particularly big spoilers, but yeah, I can see why some people would not want to see them beforehand. That Jesse can fly and fling forklifts at people isn't a loving spoiler despite what a bunch of people claim because it's a key premise of the entire game. The biggest spoiler would be telling someone what happens in the Ashtray Maze. That, you just don't do.
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Regarde Aduck posted:They play down gender in order to reduce everything to ‘produces sperm’ and ‘can get pregnant’ Which also means they ignore the very existence of a bunch of cis people, because these stupid TERF fucks care only about reproduction.
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You’re right. I should have said “claim to”, to make clear that I agree they’re all about hating trans people and using regressive  as a lovely justification.
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Cythereal posted:And the UK apparently isn't scheduled to get no-fault divorce until next year. Maybe. England, not the UK. Scotland has had no-fault divorce for a while now.
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Aug 16, 2021 15:13
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OwlFancier posted:Emojis, memes, language itself, all attempts to compress the pure ideoforms of the human mind into mere images on a page, all pale imitations of the pure primal scream I wish to convey into the world but which is forever fettered into the cage that is the goatman's rear end in a top hat. Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in goatman's rear end in a top hat.
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Elephant Ambush posted:All my grievances are fully automated Can’t wait for the rise of fully automated luxury gay space grievances.
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AceOfFlames posted:"I wake up at 6 AM" People who go on about how great it is to wake up early are like vegans, in that as soon as someone voices a contrary opinion they won’t shut the gently caress up about how good the early morning is. I loving hate mornings. The only reason I tolerate 9-5 rather than working 11-7 is that so much of the world assumes that everyone’s on the same schedule, so things like band rehearsals usually start at 7. I know from spending chunks of time not working that my natural rhythm is to wake up at 10 and sleep at 2, and I’m not fully awake or able to focus until after midday. 5am is the time when you get in from a late night out, not for waking up.
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