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StillFullyTerrible posted:a teenager who refuses to masturbate? no wonder he's so hosed up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T64mNawSALE&t=30s
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fun fact that cop got rehired in the same police force to ride a desk for 1 month so he could be given lifetime medical retirement. you cant blame the union for that either just good ole fashioned acab
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May 28, 2020 23:55
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Push El Burrito posted:When I was a kid I thought I invented doing #1 and #2 at the same time and considered selling that idea as a time saver and making millions. i invented the green acres theme
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:This honestly isn't anything new, there are scads of rappers dating back to the 80s who take stock in NWO conspiracy theories which is one of the most classical forms of anti-semitism, Ice Cube has been spewing that garbage for ages. didnt he get payed in bologna sandwhiches and water for like 2yrs while in nwa?
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wizards of the coast can suck my dick this a big plubicity gain that they desperately want. in like jan or dec there was a big thing about a buncha terf artists so a trans player came to a tourney and put no terfs in magic over the artwork they had done on the cards that the player owned and wizards told that player to gently caress off from the tourney. and that is just the most recent thing. you think they didnt know prejudice was drawn by an actual kkk member? they knew and they didnt care. its no different then a random company showing pride for its lgbt customers during pride month then advertising for chik fil a the day after pride month. or in hulu and spotifies case during. snergle has a new favorite as of 05:34 on Jun 12, 2020 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:On the subject of people who know nothing about the human body: white people trying to reinvite tcm and chi. never gets old.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:What original meaning are you going by here? I was under the impression that the original incels wanted nothing more than to meet lesbians, before the term was appropriated by categorically unlovable men. the person who founded it was a lesbian but she founded it on behalf of herself and her male straight coworker. it was originally like a work out group that help each by being positive and motivating but the problem atleast according to her is that when you get your so you drop the group because you dont need them until eventually everyone left is unlovable assholes.
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/GrandMoffJoseph/status/1272553120799825922?s=20 so uh am i reading the second part wrong? it sounds like he wants the christian right to all die and join god in heaven. he knows suicide is a one way ticket to hell right? unless you catholic suicide yourself by drinking / smoking / over eating for 20 years or provoke a cop into shooting you. oh i just got why they want the cops to not be defunded.
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Jun 16, 2020 15:28
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OwlFancier posted:Does the US not have, like, license points or whatever? lisence points are a county thing so imagine laws that different on a state level x 1million. Splicer posted:Pretty sure they mean no visible labia minora. There's a weird incel myth that visible labia minora is a sign of loving too much. naw im pretty sure they mean no labia at all.
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Kevin DuBrow posted:
copy profile link fbi.gov/tips paste profile link snergle has a new favorite as of 00:56 on Jun 30, 2020 |
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Arivia posted:We’re not talking like a huge bowl. Like fajitas up here are served assemble yourself style (and that seems to be what’s in the tweet) so you get maybe a cup to split between six or so fajitas? Same as you’d presumably get ordering a taco or burrito you just put it in yourself. most restraunts ive been to serve fajita meat veggies and cheese seasoned and sizzling in a pan they warn you is hot like 10000 times and about 5ish tortillas that are very lightly toasted and wrapped in foil. then you assemble it yourself. thats exactly what is in the tweet to. she probably wants an ungodly amount of cheese on it instead of a light sprinkle
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Zipperelli. posted:She's back, and she's doubling down! i love being called officer mcmuffin please keep doing it it doesnt hurt my feelings is my take away. i hope she is called officer mcmuffin by all her coworkers to.
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Jul 1, 2020 18:00
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The Ferret King posted:I wonder if they let the same guy run their Twitter account. From a week ago: so is donny or donny jr tweeting from the dhs account?
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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/grittyrebootSA/status/1278598550792876038?s=19 except for the pride flag segregating i dont get anything wrong with her questions most are questions ive been asked and / or situations that have happened to me. no, yes, sometimes, like 5, no, insane question, poo poo question but both, no, no, sometimes, me. snergle has a new favorite as of 19:53 on Jul 2, 2020 |
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Jul 2, 2020 19:50
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snergle posted:except for the pride flag segregating i dont get anything wrong with her questions most are questions ive been asked and / or situations that have happened to me. revise=\= plagurize
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Jul 2, 2020 19:52
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StillFullyTerrible posted:Michael Tracey just not even bothering with the dogwhistles anymore naw lincoln can stay fdr can go up half way as a reminder that he was good but insanely xenophobic and the other spots get a waiting for more good presidents Runcible Cat posted:The Elon Musk of 1818. elon musk of 2020 little dog: cant even design a car something that has been solved with out loving it up. snergle has a new favorite as of 01:49 on Jul 4, 2020 |
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i feel like carmak is right though? the great leap foward recked chinas poo poo and mao not killing deng because deng was useful during the revolution leads directly to their current govt being insane. im not saying communism bad. im saying how they did it was bad before any tankies try to jump up my rear end. the person under him is an iosm no questions though GEORGE W BUSHI posted:https://twitter.com/itspatrickagain/status/1279324086754250754?s=19 someone redub this coffin dance song AlbieQuirky posted:I doubt many people disagree that the Cultural Revolution had huge negative consequences for China as a whole, as well as for the individuals targeted and their families. i know how replys on twitter work i just didnt get why he was replying to that tweet. snergle has a new favorite as of 20:32 on Jul 4, 2020 |
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i appologize for the derail i read his comment wrong lets move on tankies go home.
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hmm someone needs to tell this lady about mcaffrey who made middling but enjoyable ya books and was also a huge pos when it comes to the lbgt community. i see now that i should of refreshed the thread but who ever said this has always been a womens profession and the men doing it got more money and praise is spot on. i cant think of many pre 2000 ya writers that were men besides ender and the author there is also a pos.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Taylor Swift came out with a surprise album titled Folklore. I guess the Mouth didn't care for it and decided to start a beef. thanks for explaining i googled borelore and its some dude on twitter tweeting about dnd and i was like idgi.
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they forgot the part where he debates it with david duke who keeps making weird racial analogies about the tiger and gorilla.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Look at these desperate attempts by a GOP group in NC to explain to their equally stupid constituents that somehow absentee ballots are different from mail-in voting and no, they should actually do that our state like all the other states is having a big surge in the roni to. not quite as big as texas or florida but our govenor is mealy mouthed moron who let literally everything but hair / nail salons be considered essential during the mandatory closure. Then tried to pretend that the gop didnt make a bill to silence victims killed by police and was just like they didnt know, i didnt know until the protesters pointed it out no one knew and now i wont sign it. gently caress him voting him out the next chance i get. cant wait for these old fucks to gather together and get the roni. i feel terrible for the people who were purged from the rolls and have to reregister and got denied absentee though. i hope they wear a mask to vote.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Good meltdown to start the week: my thought process reading this pic one: religious bigot about to be canceled pic two: oooo maybe religious bigot dies for calling out congress people pic three: oh its a grifter trying to get a pay day out of wohl before recanting everything.
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TinTower posted:https://twitter.com/Englishpapist/status/1291046556720869377 imagine if this guy is irish. every person in the uk would hate him. wait i think it still works if your british.
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50s girl groupon posted:Late to the party but embalmers (or at least the ones I work with) wear those paper surgical masks for 8-12 hours a day 5-6 days a week while embalming because we like to pretend it protects us from TB and poo poo, and so far no one has gotten anything but cancer. i wanted to be a mortician and finding out that you work 80 hour work weeks where you're always on call was one of the big turn offs. embalming corpses making me puke is the main reason i didnt do it though. idk how you and your coworkers can do that poo poo with just a paper mask on. my hats off to you.
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grittyreboot posted:So I just learned about perhaps the most depressing subreddit. https://twitter.com/AKovacCTV/status/1292471340210032640?s=19 10 bucks Q is just pence creating a need for his conversion therapy camps because profits have been dipping on people sending their children to be mentally hosed over in them. gotta send mema and papa to pence so he can make them right for 1000$/day
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50s girl groupon posted:During the busy season (Florida) I worked 50 hours a week and was on call every third week, which just meant if someone died I’d have to excuse myself for a few minutes to take the call and arrange pick up. What overstressed mortician did you get those numbers from? Also depending on your state, you can get just a directors license and not have to embalm. I think embalming is soothing and you get used to the Everything About It. my state requires a director to have experince but i also specifically wanted to be an embalmer and make up person since they tend to hire people with both sets of skills. the person who told me was my teacher and it was probably slight hyperbole to try to temper people who wanted to it to be like 6feet under or something. puking when dealing with corpses kind of doesnt let you work in the buisness though. now i touch computers
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StillFullyTerrible posted:i was p bummed about kamala getting the nom but the cspammer meltdowns have cheered me up a bit  then i got bummed all over again that bernie is endorsing these people. it would be like aoc telling me to vote for lindsy graham.
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Fister Roboto posted:Putting aside the issue of age, where the gently caress can you live and earn 100k while only paying 800 in rent?!? 20$ internet lol i live in bumfuck nc and shits 40$ minimium. everything on there is cut in half except rent for where i live.
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Captain Monkey posted:Gonna pick up some thigh food later. What should I get? popeyes cooks a good thigh but im more of breast man myself. ill admit i used to say thigh instead of thai because im stupid bad at pronouncing stuff i read and it has a th. once i hear the correct pronunciation i swap over to the real one though.
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TheMostFrench posted:Headline: "Working from home might change the way cities work, and how people live." man america really hosed up the common wealth worse then britian ever did. a large percentage of staunchly pro trump anti blm people i run into are canadian austrailian and british. That or the bots just think all english things = american and the bots are way more sophisticated then i thought.
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its easy to have friends across the aisle just dont be gay a poc or immigrant and dont actually be effected by the policies of the right. also dont be left just be right in the middle. im talking 0,0 on the political graph.
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Canned Panda posted:Here we go again... the Second Wave of anti-mask idiocy. First it was that HIPAA and ADA exemption card. Now this. dont worry it will only take ca 10 years to close the loophole allowing this. meanwhile bane has a cure for these people to take https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQpfYAxfiak&t=31s
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Game, however is more readily intelligible if we understand it through the lens of Evolutionary Game Theory, which should be understood as a materialistic account of the spiritual truths of the first part of the Book of Genesis, Evolutionary Game theory being, for higher animals, primarily evolutionary psychology, evolutionary psychology being in large part the application of game theory in the context of natural selection, the moral consequences of material and effective causation, the Logos. just lol if this is your creation myth. everyone knows dr yakubian created white people in a secret evil mountain labratory in the caucus mountains. where he also bred dogs to kiss us on the mouth.
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Mierenneuker posted:I am skeptical that “the boss’s jokes” is something that will encourage people to return to their office. i had a different read on that. to me it seems to lean more to describing your work day and then being like remember to clean everything you touch so you can keep enjoying this. either way its garbage.
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Euphoriaphone posted:caught in a Elizabeth Warren situation today. uh? she is actually part native american she has the blood tests to prove it. i know its like 1/16th bull poo poo but this is america we invented the one drop rule. i know trump went to great lengths to discredit her but you should probably not spread misinformation around. OwlFancier posted:I'm not sure you should keep using the one drop rule, though. youre right. christmas boots posted:Also even if you have native ancestry you shouldn't claim to be Cherokee unless you're actually a member of the tribe. i think if you have ancestry its fine to claim it. like im a similar level of iroqouis and claim that i am a small part native american but i didnt put that on my college admission stuff or try to get something ment specifically for native americans. Unless im mistaken what im doing is exactly what she is doing. just hey im part x/y tribe of native american. she didnt put it on her college poo poo and she isnt trying to get some special privilege by claiming it. although you could argue by being a politician and claiming it she is seeking to get the miniority vote. snergle has a new favorite as of 20:58 on Sep 4, 2020 |
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Mega Comrade posted:Those dna tests are basically ancestor astrology. They aren't accurate and are effectively a huge scam. i thought she had a real test? not a 23 and me test. if she had a 23 and me test i take everything back. i wouldnt trust them with anything except to help the cops warrant free. i can actually trace my iroqouis heritage through my dads side of the family. now im thinking are there even real tests? and i cant find one so i guess im the idiot and schaed is on me.
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theironjef posted:Maybe he's going to expand on this thought: what about my fellow braclet wearing stew eatters
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Incelshok Na posted:The cool thing about instapots is that they have three things: a pressure regulator, to control and maintain pressure inside the cooker; a vent pipe, which allows excess pressure to be released; and a sealing ring, which creates a pressure-tight seal between the lid and the body. im gonna try this thanks. i love butter chicken but i can never make the sauce good. Frog Act posted:You can tell which pictures these are because they’ll flash their headlights at you as part of their gang initiation LOL
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