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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

didnt Wilt Chamberlain bang like 20k women

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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Woofer posted:

didnt Wilt Chamberlain bang like 20k women

Not at once

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Meant to post this in this thread

I've never got the point of these ridiculous sized harems. He probably has a handful of favorites that he sees often and a few dozen he sees once in a blue moon and that's it.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY&t=14s

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Charlz Guybon posted:

Meant to post this in this thread

I've never got the point of these ridiculous sized harems. He probably has a handful of favorites that he sees often and a few dozen he sees once in a blue moon and that's it.

That or it is completely/mostly just made up for standard reasons.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Ardennes posted:

That or it is completely/mostly just made up for standard reasons.

Eh, there are plenty of historical examples of this kind of thing from around the world.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Charlz Guybon posted:

Eh, there are plenty of historical examples of this kind of thing from around the world.

Yeah, that isn't evidence man. I don't really care but come on.

Ardennes has issued a correction as of 10:44 on May 2, 2020

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Speaking of historical parallels to the modern day.

I hope that the Trump presidency is revolutionizing the study of the classics.

A lot of professors over the years have said "no way Emperor ... was insane, he was just a champion of the common man and all this stuff was written by his aristocratic political opponents."

Well Trump is showing how crazy and stupid an Emperor can get.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Ardennes posted:

Yeah, that isn't evidence man. I don't really care but come on.
I thought you were dismissing the idea of a harem that big, not just this specific one.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
the hosed up thing is that they should be called pleasure battalions

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Charlz Guybon posted:

I thought you were dismissing the idea of a harem that big, not just this specific one.

Even historically, a lot of time it was exaggerated. If you got to the Topkapi palace (the main palace for most of Ottoman Empire), it is quickly apparent that it isn't nearly as big as one would assume and the haram itself is claustrophobic.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Jong's Not Dead starring Kevin Sorbo

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Ardennes posted:

Even historically, a lot of time it was exaggerated. If you got to the Topkapi palace (the main palace for most of Ottoman Empire), it is quickly apparent that it isn't nearly as big as one would assume and the haram itself is claustrophobic.

like, do you think trump actually shits in all the golden toilets he owns? of course not, the point is to simply own so many golden toilets

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://twitter.com/martyn_williams/status/1256363500793987079?s=21


Big boy is alive and well

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://twitter.com/csmauricio76/status/1256375827106848771?s=21

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Once against lying capitalist dogs spreading lies about the perfect health of Kim Jong Un.

Also sorry thirsty guys, his hot tsundere sister isn't taking over yet.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Ardennes posted:

Even historically, a lot of time it was exaggerated. If you got to the Topkapi palace (the main palace for most of Ottoman Empire), it is quickly apparent that it isn't nearly as big as one would assume and the haram itself is claustrophobic.

you just sound real jelly for someone who says they don’t care

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009



lookin' good!

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


apparently it is pronounced "jew-shay"

a god damn idiot
Sep 7, 2006


Grandpa Palpatine posted:

we have no substantial proof that he's alive. if you want this thread closed you should go get a hair sample

and don't just get ONE hair -- you need like 200.

All the proof you need is us agencies starting a rumor and then using normal media sites to confirm it before ever making a solid statement themselves.

That's like the weakest kind of propaganda lie the us has and you fell for it like some kind of baby.

For all you know kju was just taking a two week vacation to relax. Trust me if the north Korean head of state dies TMZ will not be the first to tell the world.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
A bit disappointed that he didn’t die because the idea of the DPRK poorly photoshopping him into all kinds of activities for the next few months to prove he’s alive would have been fun and I think we could all use a good laugh right now.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

His sister is more popular now so his temporary disapperance all went according to plan.

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

a god drat idiot posted:

All the proof you need is us agencies starting a rumor and then using normal media sites to confirm it before ever making a solid statement themselves.

That's like the weakest kind of propaganda lie the us has and you fell for it like some kind of baby.

For all you know kju was just taking a two week vacation to relax. Trust me if the north Korean head of state dies TMZ will not be the first to tell the world.

i fell for it way less than you fell for me believing it to be real


so suck on that

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

net work error posted:

His sister is more popular now so his temporary disapperance all went according to plan.

Is his sister single?

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

etalian posted:

Is his sister single?

lol the five-year survival rate as her spouse (if she were leader) would be way worse than that from pancreatic cancer, and I'd put money on that

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Ramrod Hotshot posted:

is that the pleasure squad behind him? because :chloe:

he inherited them from his father

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
me rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE5f561Y1x4&t=90s

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



etalian posted:

Is his sister single?

I bet she's bound to have some openings in her 2,000 strong harem pleasure battalion

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

i fell for it way less than you fell for me believing it to be real


so suck on that

https://youtu.be/ZwFaSpca_3Q?t=167

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1256696015702425601?s=19

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


what’s street food like in pyongyang? delicious fried buns? gutter oil?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Ruggan posted:

what’s street food like in pyongyang? delicious fried buns? gutter oil?

Gravel

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Ruggan posted:

what’s street food like in pyongyang? delicious fried buns? gutter oil?

piss

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Ruggan posted:

what’s street food like in pyongyang? delicious fried buns? gutter oil?

street food is a decadent bourgeoisie luxury

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

etalian posted:

Also sorry thirsty guys, his hot tsundere sister isn't taking over yet.

i don't think you're sorry at all! :mad:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Ruggan posted:

what’s street food like in pyongyang? delicious fried buns? gutter oil?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdhSuJ47Zqw

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

learn how to post youtube videos thx

Trollking
Sep 9, 2000

Pillbug

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

lol the five-year survival rate as her spouse (if she were leader) would be way worse than that from pancreatic cancer, and I'd put money on that

All the radishes you can eat, tho

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Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

that's more like pleasure brigade numbers

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