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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Despite the best efforts of Covid, events are still happening, currently speaking. God save us all.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BIG HEADLINE posted:

The only good thing I can say about May 2020 thus far is I won't be turning 40 until May 2021.

Same but March 2023.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

facialimpediment posted:

Here's the Biden statement on the Reade stuff - he's due to talk about it on Morning Joe if you hate yourself and need more existential dread in your life.

https://twitter.com/PhilipWegmann/status/1256186295774253059?s=19

No matter what the facts are, this is going to end poorly.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I don't approve of this thread title, I'm like a TA at best

Nah, you're clearly Adjunct Hell material.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

facialimpediment posted:

And here's something that's much funnier - Jerome Corsi being a big, dumb idiot and exposing himself / a hydrocloroquine peddler on Fox to legal issues because he fat-fingered an email and sent poo poo to a Mueller prosecutor that let him go earlier.

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1256180849990684672?s=19

SUBJECT: HEY I MIGHT BE CRIMING HERE

Once again these clowns make Fredo look like Vito.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

not caring here posted:

What the gently caress is going on there, apparently the american are ex special forces but this reads like an op run by infantry that dropped out of basic

Since where are spec ops dudes universally geniuses?


EDIT: D&D is calling this the Bay of Piglets, which works but honestly isn't insulting enough.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:01 on May 5, 2020

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Smoothbrain Snake and FAUXHOUND

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I loving hate the crack ping meme.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This is schizophrenic thinking.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

AlexanderCA posted:

Obligatory Mike Vining post.



ICYDGI, Vining is the middle school science teacher with the assault rifle.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Godholio posted:

Edit: I want Rick Moranis to star in the Vining biopic.

I love the photo of him in a dress uniform. His fruit salad would get him yelled at by RAARGH STOLEN VALOR types if they saw him on the street and he earned them all.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

And guides to using Photoshop CS6.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Handsome Ralph posted:

So was this brought up at all recently?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...JD3pYDPdE90NoJ4


TLDR: Back in February black guy goes for a run, gets shot and killed by two racist shitheads. It's caught on tape (that was released yesterday). No charges have been filed.

Yep, sounds like Georgia.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Guys, BoJo lived, this is Hellworld, don't get optimistic.

Much as I hate to give the man anything resembling praise, BoJo is younger and far healthier in general than Trump.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Remember that one Eddie Murphy SNL sketch about poetry? Yeah.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Doc Hawkins posted:

people said it couldn't be done, but we finally have a quarantine mass shooting :patriot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Welp, time for a drink.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

I hate the people who support him more than him at this point

Honestly, yeah.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Hexyflexy posted:

I got offered a job as senior engineer (despite being a scientist) at a place in Ohio a year or so ago and turned it down (despite, loads of money) due to a load of my US mates telling me "Yeh hexyflexy, you're a black british gay dude, you'll get shot in about 5 seconds". They also explained that Ohio was the most racist place they'd seen in the US.

I mean, Ohio honestly isn't the worst place the USA has by any stretch of the imagination, but its terribleness has a pretty unique flavor to it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mustang posted:

The problem is all of these god damned back country yokels that live between the civilized parts of the country.

Yeah, Los Angeles is a loving blight compared to San Diego and the Bay Area.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

PookBear posted:

anyone telling feinstein to resign instead of die should be banned not probated IMO

OK tough guy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN9YlThJ7I8

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Syrian Lannister posted:

Duckworth being interviewed by Biden as a potential running mate as VP.

Who do I have to yell at to make this happen?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Alaan posted:

https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/1261429529802764288?s=19

So that's almost gotta be a hypersonic glide vehicle filtered through ketchup and well done steaks. 17x a mach 1.5 missile gets you ICBM speeds. Anything lower our higher makes basically no sense.

Turns out it's an ordinary missile, but it transmits a constant stream of verbatim Trump quotes at the enemy defenses, shorting out their CPUs with invalid inputs, neutralizing all resistance. The ultimate EW weapon!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

McNally posted:

It's not as though stealing symbolism from the cavalry is a new thing for the air force.

Where do you think the word "squadron" comes from?

The Navy, obviously.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Fallom posted:

I think our tests are just not good enough.

It's this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
The hero's name is Jake Cardigan.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

does trump outweigh taft

Big Bill Taft would crush Trump.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Man, I keep forgetting people's old usernames or losing track of who's who after renames/reregs.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

Look do you want to end american hegemony or not

Somewhere, a monkey's paw has curled.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Spent the whole night editing a manuscript due in a week and meanwhile there's been two loving shootings. Marrrrrrrrrrrvelous.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
in current events I was reading through the idiots thread and whatever happened to iyaayas01, I just realized I haven't seen him post in years

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

quote:

Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

I can only assume his centurion had problems to deal with when he got back from leave.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I'm still planning to go to the tallest building in town so I can welcome the bombs ID4 alien style.

So pretty.

My plan is to stand by a sturdy wall with a paper towel roll against my crotch and try to make a nuclear shadow version of that dude who was mummified by Vesuvius in the jackin' it pose.

Well, that or holding a catcher's mitt up so it looks like I was trying to catch the MIRV.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I already have the November thread title ready.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

:stare:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
How did I not hear there's gonna be a new season of The Kids in the Hall next year until now? Because, yeah, there's going to be a new season of The Kids in the Hall next year on Amazon.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

A Bad Poster posted:

Man, if the GOP gets washed so hard that South Carolina elects a Democrat as senator, then we all get to say that Bernie would have won again because at that point the candidate wouldn't have mattered.

Except if the candidate was Hillary, because she could lose a one-person sack race.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

PookBear posted:

if biden picks hillary as vp and trump beats her a second time but we get a veto proof dem majority in the senate I'd die laughing

honestly, so would I

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Christ, that's like dynamiting Meadowcroft Rockshelter but worse on every level.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

LingcodKilla posted:

For iron.

Bullshit. Trying to wipe out history of the natives is the true motives

It's bleakly funny how for all of thew racism there is in America, Australia does things like this that make Americans go :stare:

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