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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


a show about a group of trekkie friends

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


a show where selected trekkies get to spend the afternoon hanging out with a trek actor and it's extremely wholesome and fun

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


a show where trek actors do readings of selected fanfics

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


william shatner riding an illegal horse

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
mottled gecko

Nap Ghost

Zesty posted:

Spotís Day

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
mottled gecko

Nap Ghost

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

a show where trek actors do readings of selected fanfics

This, but they have to read fanfiction from different Star Trek series than the ones that they were in

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



A "Talking Dead"-style talk show that discusses the latest episodes of CBSAllAccess Trek shows hosted by Wil Wheaton and Jennifer Lien!

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012



Tortured By Flan

King of the Hill, but Klingons.

No Bobby character (it would just be Alexander again). Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer style Klingons getting into situations.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



The Maquis and Me: An Odd-Couple style sitcom involving a member of the Maquis and a Cardassian soldier who are marooned in the remains of an extinct super-advanced civilization in the Badlands. Each week, tune in to see what whacky adventures these two get into while dealing with a malfunctioning supercomputer AI that just can't help but try and make their fantasies come true!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Shuttlecraft Confessions: Davidam Corrigan is a licensed Federation shuttle pilot who brings people to and from various entertainment venues on Risa.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008





To Catch A Predator, but instead of Chris Hansen a rotating cast of beloved Trek stars bust the child molesters and chat with them about their favorite Trek moments until the cops arrive

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Filthy Hans posted:

To Catch A Predator, but instead of Chris Hansen a rotating cast of beloved Trek stars bust the child molesters and chat with them about their favorite Trek moments until the cops arrive

Lmao

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012



Tortured By Flan

Filthy Hans posted:

To Catch A Predator, but instead of Chris Hansen a rotating cast of beloved Trek stars bust the child molesters and chat with them about their favorite Trek moments until the cops arrive

gently caress.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



"Hi, I'm Ethan Phillips. Please have a seat..."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Zesty posted:

King of the Hill, but Klingons.

No Bobby character (it would just be Alexander again). Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer style Klingons getting into situations.

"My wife keeps throwing heavy objects at John Red Corn, but I don't think it's sexual."

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



"drat it, p'Ghi! I sell prune juice and prune juice accessories!"

docbeard
Jul 18, 2011

Modern worldly poster

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

just, an old starship with a misfit crew and a captain willing to do crazy poo poo because he knows this is the last command he'll ever hold in his career, and he'll be damned if he doesn't make the most of it


and when i say "misfit crew" i don't mean "assortment of human sapient trainwrecks with enough daddy issues to fill a comic book store" like BSG, but just like, a bunch of goobers and maybe a couple of stoners in there. like probably not your first choice for doing brinksmanship at the neutral zone with the romulaks, but, they're totally fine taking care of most poo poo.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I guess? It's sort of similar but honestly I don't get the impression that the Orville's crew are particularly goofier than the average Union starship, and the Orville herself - while not the biggest or most powerful ship in the fleet - seems like it's fully modern and up-to-date.


I dunno I'm thinking more like a miniseries on the last Constitution-class ship active in Starfleet, that's been kept in service longer than she otherwise would have been, in part because the captain and chief engineer have been scrounging parts and busting rear end to keep her out of sight of any Operations beancounters looking for an excuse to decommission her. Importantly it wouldn't climax with the ship getting trashed in a firefight, but would get to Save The Day one last time before finally being recalled for decommissioning.

If you haven't listened to Improvised Star Trek, you need to listen to Improvised Star Trek.

gently caress it, Ima make an Improvised Star Trek thread.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

She's delusional,
"where's god", etc.
Completely suicidal.
One day she snaps.
She wants to kill herself
but she realizes that
teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.


A sitcom in which Data and Worf are roommates.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

She's delusional,
"where's god", etc.
Completely suicidal.
One day she snaps.
She wants to kill herself
but she realizes that
teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.


An anthology series set on the resort planet of Risa.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

She's delusional,
"where's god", etc.
Completely suicidal.
One day she snaps.
She wants to kill herself
but she realizes that
teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.


SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

An anthology series set on the resort planet of Risa.

I should add this show would be an exclusive to Showtime and air at 11:00 PM EST.

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Worf on a wharf. Dax in a duck now.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

a dr. who crossover where the dr. who writers are banned from the show

Can we also do this with regular dr who while we're at it

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


hmmm... I'll allow it, on the condition that they use my idea of a whole year of episodes where Dr. Who is played by a different actor each episode (including within multi parters!) and the important thing is nobody on the show notices or acknowledges this

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth; I am a citizen of the world.

Star Trek from the ships' perspective, just multiple ship AIs poo poo-talking their dumb humanoid cargo that think they're in charge but are basically just getting their heads stuck in their toilets on the reg.

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

man buys avatar
to save dead web forum
what a dumb moron



Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

a dr. who crossover where the dr. who writers are banned from the show

They made a comic about this and there was one funny part, the TARDIS came teleported directly into the Holodeck and confused the poo poo out of everyone. The Doctor and his companions were wondering why the 1900s San Francisco they were visiting was slightly hosed up, and the Enterprise staff reasonably assumed that the Doctor was just a holodeck malfunction that wouldn't go away

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth; I am a citizen of the world.

Each episode is a one-off of a different game show inside Star Trek. Tellarite "Survivor," Vulcan trivia, Klingon Iron Chef.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Dinosaur Gum

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

A sitcom in which Data and Worf are roommates.

Coming soon to CBS All Access: MILES!

A show about the O'Brien family has Miles moved back to Earth and they settle in SF. Uh oh! Looks like mother Ishikawa's planet of residence will be terraformed as part of a new Starfleet treaty so Keiko invites her to stay with them and help raise the kids. Hilarity ensues as Miles and his mother-in-law explore cultural differences and learning to live together. Season 2 has a Cardassian (married to a human starfleet officer) move in next door and tried to befriend Miles. Miles hates it but Keiko and her mother love the new neighbor and can't understand why Miles just "can't get over it."

Each episode ends with Miles doing a 3-5 minute personal log entry about the lesson he learned that day which he then sends via subspace to Julian Bashir.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Dinosaur Gum

Star Trek: Autonomous

The USS Autonomous, the first Starfleet vessel to complete a 5 year mission in 2 months. Turns our you can explore space better without humans diverting course to get laid, or get trapped for some ancient civilization's outdated tech, or having to go around a 2 million sq. km nubula that melts flesh.

Warp core performs much better too without needing life support, replicators (for food anyway), and holodecks.

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Bonzo posted:

Star Trek: Autonomous

The USS Autonomous, the first Starfleet vessel to complete a 5 year mission in 2 months. Turns our you can explore space better without humans diverting course to get laid, or get trapped for some ancient civilization's outdated tech, or having to go around a 2 million sq. km nubula that melts flesh.

Warp core performs much better too without needing life support, replicators (for food anyway), and holodecks.

The Enterprise is decommissioned after it won't stop spamming "What, you think you're better than me bitch?" over subspace.

Sodomy Hussein
Oct 9, 2005

Everything is subject to the needs of intelligence, for geniuses like me. If we actually solve problems, people won't need me and people like me, and this is a travesty without end. You have to squeeze the poor so they know their place, and you fucking commies forget that.


Agronox posted:

Isn't this The Orville

It's also Picard, which as a show at least succeeds at being insanely cheesy

Sodomy Hussein
Oct 9, 2005

Everything is subject to the needs of intelligence, for geniuses like me. If we actually solve problems, people won't need me and people like me, and this is a travesty without end. You have to squeeze the poor so they know their place, and you fucking commies forget that.


oh but seriously I posted:

The Enterprise is decommissioned after it won't stop spamming "What, you think you're better than me bitch?" over subspace.

The Autonomous is decommissioned after its AI becomes a Nazi after visiting the Cardassians.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Dinosaur Gum

What if there's and EMH universe and they create biological life (humans) to run the ship while they charge their emitters?

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 01:15 on May 29, 2020

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008





That Berenstein Bears book where some Pandas move in next door and papa Berenstein is racist about them, except it's a borg family who move in next door

or All In the Family but instead of Rob Reiner banging Carrol O'Conner's daughter it's a borg

basically the same thing, come to think of it

WilWheaton
Oct 11, 2006

Oh my god it's Hitler's dog!

Extreme Elimination Challenge with the hosts being Riker and that klingon commander he was bros with from that ship he interned on

contestants are just random red shirts

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



The Great Bolian Bake Off

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST


Set in the DISCO version of Star Trek, it's about a group of young backpackers who are stuck on Quonos without money and stay in seedy backpacker hotels, get drunk, do horrible jobs and buy drugs while they avoid phone calls from worried parents..

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes


Set in the Disco version of Star Trek, everyone is always getting down and funky to the groovy beats. War has been abolished and all conflict is resolved through dance-offs.

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