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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 15:17 on May 25, 2020

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Woah fluffie is onto new horizons already

biosterous




current duck equipment:

flippers
effects: +10 water speed, -15 flight control

backpack
effects: +10 breadventory space, -5 land speed

propeller beanie
effects: +5 lift, -5 diving control

please give me some alternate gear suggestions, i feel like i am not minmaxing my duck enough



thank you city of glompton for this sig!!!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Dumping all my stats into water repelling so none of the other stuff matters

Bright Bart


I always duck under tables as soon as I hear alarms.

biosterous




Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Dumping all my stats into water repelling so none of the other stuff matters

i mean i've already maxed out the water repelling merit and i've got most of the mid-tier +WR gear, but is it really worth going for the rest? it'll probably take me 40 hours of grinding before i'm in position to join a raid on Gabriel the Final Trumpeter Swan, and even then the odds of me getting gabriel's powderdown are really low :/

meanwhile my flock leader got it on his first attempt and hasn't stopping crowing about it since



thank you city of glompton for this sig!!!

FluffieDuckie

true story. this dude and another dude and a girl duck landed in our pool yesterday. the boys started a death match fight over the wing of the lovely lady. finally the second boy flew away in defeat and the 2 lovers rested by the pool for about an hour

like it's nice that they come to visit but we don't want babies in the backyard because we have a dog and they have to cross the street to get to a real pond. it's a lot of stress and drama



a related couple came to visit last month minus the third duck. i can't tell if it's the same couple. these guys swam around for a long time then hopped on this ledge and dried off. then they started quacking quietly to each other, pooped in the hot tub, quacked a little more (probably laughing about pooping in the hot tub), and flew away



what i'm saying is i think we're becoming a literal watering hole for area ducks and it's cool but also concerning


sorry for my serious post in your funny duck thread



Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

FluffieDuckie posted:

true story. this dude and another dude and a girl duck landed in our pool yesterday. the boys started a death match fight over the wing of the lovely lady. finally the second boy flew away in defeat and the 2 lovers rested by the pool for about an hour

like it's nice that they come to visit but we don't want babies in the backyard because we have a dog and they have to cross the street to get to a real pond. it's a lot of stress and drama



a related couple came to visit last month minus the third duck. i can't tell if it's the same couple. these guys swam around for a long time then hopped on this ledge and dried off. then they started quacking quietly to each other, pooped in the hot tub, quacked a little more (probably laughing about pooping in the hot tub), and flew away



what i'm saying is i think we're becoming a literal watering hole for area ducks and it's cool but also concerning


sorry for my serious post in your funny duck thread

No, it's perfect!


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owlhawk911

back in history times, people would build ponds to catch ducks

now they build pools and are like "uh-oh, ducks"

makes u think



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owlhawk911 posted:

back in history times, people would build ponds to catch ducks

now they build pools and are like "uh-oh, ducks"

makes u think

Makes you duck,

google THIS


owlhawk911 posted:

back in history times, people would build ponds to catch ducks

now they build pools and are like "uh-oh, ducks"

makes u think

Someone tried building ducks to attract ponds but all it did was attract more ducks. Basically everything attracts ducks.

google THIS fucked around with this message at 15:26 on May 27, 2020

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pooping in the hot tub, duck style

nut


owlhawk911 posted:

back in history times, people would build ponds to catch ducks

now they build pools and are like "uh-oh, ducks"

makes u think

nut


i think it was yob where i read this

why do the duck wear underpants

nut


it is to hide his rear end quack

clammy


flipper augments would be better suited for diving species like eiders and scoters than for mallards, which are dabblers. but i think even diving ducks would prefer speed flippers with a center channel and double flanges to the slower, less efficient flat flippers pictured here (assuming they had a say in the matter).


thanks u sickly dweeb <3

nut


eider? i hardly scoter

owlhawk911

nut posted:

eider? i hardly scoter



sig by award-winning forums poster nut

clammy


nut posted:

eider? i hardly scoter


thanks u sickly dweeb <3

Kosher Pickup Line


Not sure any of those are ducks.


here is what a duck looks like btw fyi

clammy


Kosher Pickup Line posted:

Not sure any of those are ducks.


here is what a duck looks like btw fyi



that's actually a tail spotted spearface, which is a type of gull. they reproduce by spearing a fish with their pointy beak and inserting their eggs into the fish. when another bird eats the fish, the eggs infect their reproductive organs, and the next egg that bird lays hatches into another spearface.


thanks u sickly dweeb <3

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

clammy posted:

that's actually a tail spotted spearface, which is a type of gull. they reproduce by spearing a fish with their pointy beak and inserting their eggs into the fish. when another bird eats the fish, the eggs infect their reproductive organs, and the next egg that bird lays hatches into another spearface.


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nut


no no the ducks are having beer in the bg

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