|
ARE YOU loving PUMPED!? GET loving PUMPED UP!! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE PUMPED ENOUGH YOU'RE NOT EVEN loving CLOSE TO BEING PUMPED ENOUGH!!1! Okay, now calm down a little. I DECLARE A CONTEST That's right, a contest. A contest that will require both wits and stamina to triumph in but whose prizes are both bountiful and also kind of confusing. Also the rules are kind of confusing. Or like nebulous. Are you ready to hear the rules? Are you drooling like some kind of loving conformist dog just begging to have someone tell you what to do? loving sheeple. Well here you go: Rule 1: Post the thing that I like the best Okay, so now that we are done with rules what about fabulous loving prizes!!? "PRIZES!!?" Yes. Prizes. If you win I, Literally whatever the gently caress my name is, will send you,  !YES YOU! some poo poo from my shop in the post. I don't really know what. I'll look around and maybe open a box or two and just pick some random poo poo and send it to you. I have lots of dusty junk sitting around that I can't wait to give to you, !YES YOU!So, uh, begin. UPDATELiterally A Person posted:Well, consider this contest OVER. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 20:00 on May 28, 2020 |
#
¿
May 27, 2020 04:23
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:01 |
|
|
Chinatown posted:Pineapple on pizza. Ah dang, we're startin' pretty strong here folks.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 04:37
|
|
|
Reverend Stupid posted:Black licorice Uh oh. There is a new contender.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 04:46
|
|
|
Cubone posted:the thing that I like the best Is this love?
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 04:54
|
|
|
Linux Pirate posted:Soggy burger buns. The Wurst Poster posted:Big butts? There is a joke here. Who has it?
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 05:05
|
|
|
redm posted:going on smoko Leave me alone.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 05:07
|
|
|
DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Being told how awesome you are Are you like cheating or something? Have you been taking notes? This is getting way too loving real. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 05:10
|
|
|
SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I declare a thumb war OP. 1, 2, 3, 4, bb.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 05:14
|
|
|
JukeboxHerostratus posted:A bucket of fish? Mackerel? It's mackerel right? Devils Affricate posted:So wait, we just have to name what it is? Or we have to actually produce something here that you really like? Both. Either. More points if you make me something. I like macaroni art.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 05:21
|
|
|
angryrobots posted:Random strangers on the internet stroking your ego These are a few of my favorite things.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 05:28
|
|
|
Chinatown posted:also im really feelin' your av tonight for some reason. its good Right? It's totally my fave. DeadFatDuckFat posted:Making threads, LAP style Also, potato salad.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 06:05
|
|
|
By popular demand posted:Dunno if NSFW: And here's are new frontrunner. CONTEST UPDATEThe contest will be closed tomorrow at Noon PST. I will then judge your paltry entries and declare a winner. Will it be you???
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 14:55
|
|
|
I'm trimming my toenails today so you can expect, at teh least, on a good big toe clipping in that envelope.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 15:22
|
|
|
my dog died im sad posted:DANGER MILL I hope you had the chance to see my newest toy, Grindey the Fingerprint Removing Workspace. But of course DM is deep in my heart.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 15:29
|
|
|
Alien Sex Manual posted:Baby ducklings! So adorably soft and cute and playful and also they poo poo where they stand, frequently on one another. 
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 16:18
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:i think it's spelled context op Subtle.  Bronze Fonz posted:The answer is "being the absolute best drat poster on this internet web forums". Those of you who are saying things like this, please continue. I also like compliments about my face and hands.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 16:32
|
|
|
yikes! posted:that's what you'll be if i don't win!! 
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 16:42
|
|
|
It....it's beautiful. Bronze Fonz posted:I'm not sure you realize how great this thread is. I mean, your threads are always the best around here but gently caress this one is just sooo good. Ah, now this is a post worthy of the title contest winner let me just continue reading here... Bronze Fonz posted:Did you make me winner yet you loving coward? YOU VILE BASTARD!!!! YOU WILL NEVER WIN MY CONTEST!! NEVER!!!
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 16:49
|
|
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:LAP you love the way I make you feel when I blow on your toes and it makes you giggle then I give you a quarter to buy some candies This is so true. I never thought of it this way. Das Boo posted:When someone refers to a meme and you totally get it, but memes are uncool so you just politely smile, quietly smug to have not shown your hand. Oh this is good. I can feel the satisfaction now.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 18:39
|
|
|
Bronze Fonz posted:Let's be serious, the thing you CRAVE the most is sending me gifts, you handsome mammal. It's like you've known me for years.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 18:45
|
|
|
Chinatown posted:sour candy is better than chocolate candy This is a statement of fact. Bronze Fonz posted:I mean, unless you're too chicken to send me something. Now I'm sad because you said mean things to me.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 18:48
|
|
|
angryrobots posted:Dolphin safe tuna Why wouldn't I eat dolphin? Ever hear of brain food? Khanstant posted:
So, uh this is now winning. Close second yikes! posted:making FAKE contests You won't be saying it's fake when some awesome goon get's a big envelope filled with stupid poo poo.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 20:09
|
|
|
Bronze Fonz posted:What you like most is getting attention AND making others happy. How can these other scrubs even compete???
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 22:07
|
|
|
Spinz posted:It's rear end and I ain't posting mine I always knew you were a smart lady....
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 22:27
|
|
|
It's art. That's what it is.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2020 23:43
|
|
|
Bronze Fonz you are really good at this game, dang it.
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 05:15
|
|
|
Bronze Fonz posted:I will never be as good as you. This is true but it's the journey that matters not the destination.
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 05:23
|
|
|
Only 4 little hours left before I name a winner and start finding filthy things to send to them.
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 15:44
|
|
|
Who What Now posted:The thing you love the most is me I mean, I do love each and every goon the very best so in a way you're right.
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 16:32
|
|
|
Well, consider this contest OVER. Winner is: BRONZIE FONZIEHe just kissed the most rear end. It wasn't even close. So everyone say congratulations to the Fonz and Fonz, shoot me a PM or an e-mail at apersonliterally@gmail.com and we will discuss your PRIZES!!!!!
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 20:00
|
|
|
ClamdestineBoyster posted:Son of a BITCH! It was a nice try, Clammy. There are no losers here. Just people who didn't win. Which in a way is kind of like a loser. Yep, losers.
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 20:02
|
|
|
By popular demand posted:And after all that effort! I saw that you really put your heart into it but it turns out that you lack any fundamental talent and heart really isn't enough to win anything.
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 20:06
|
|
|
Sjs00 posted:He who kisseth rear end has the foulest breath And the best chance of winning any contest judged by me. A man with an ego the size of a building and the good looks to match.
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 20:07
|
|
|
Sjs00 posted:Buildings are an endangered species now Uh. Yes. Certainly running low on buildings. 
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 20:10
|
|
|
DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Fine, I didn’t want to win anyway Get a load of Mr. I-didn’t-want-to-win-anyway over here?  you're so transparent.
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 20:31
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:01 |
|
|
The parcel containing THE PRIZE is in the mail.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 1, 2020 21:45
|
|