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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


listen how else can we break covid infection records if we keep things closed?

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lmao if you didn’t jump on bitcoin a decade ago

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



respect the hustle

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Ursine Catastrophe posted:

what’s the ETA on mainstream media pulling out the log charts again in an attempt to downplay things

i mean they're straight up flipping axis nowadays nothing loving matters anymore

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Epic High Five posted:

we're never locking down again, and I'm being generous in saying we really locked down in the first place

Correct. it's all about normalizing and removing from the media from now on.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Whatever chance we had to stop this is long loving gone. We had half measures at best and most of those have eroded to optional masks and social distancing. No amount of dying is going to get the government from coming anywhere near close to shutting down again.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I live in Ohio where people understandably want to die so almost everyone has stopped wearing masks. I bought more this week and some bandanas as well.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I bought a treadmill last Black Friday and oh man did I luck out for it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


snoo posted:

there are people like my wife that see eating as a chore or at least not enjoyable and therefore don't see the point in cooking from scratch if it's just calories to power your flesh prison

whereas I'm a fat sack of poo poo that loves food and finds cooking fun

I’m very much in both sides of this. I love eating and cooking and prepping all sorts of it. I also love not doing any of that poo poo and hitting some boxes Mac and cheese or frozen pizza.

also cleaning the kitchen after a cooking session sucks.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



no choice but to open up even more now.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Chunky Salsa posted:

I was told today that my casino job in AZ is upping customer capacity next week

So

now i'm no health expert or anything, but this seems like a not great idea.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Good morning everyone!



I really need to get my parents to leave that island already.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


FistEnergy posted:

So how long until the resurgence is too much for the public/media to ignore? A week? Two?

lol they’ll never put the spotlight on covid ever again.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


are... are they doing anything

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

EVERYTHING GOES UP

how’s Walt

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/abc3340/status/1273049537343565836

We're not even fully opened either, lmao

At least kids are not being murdered at school indiscriminately. Although from some tweets I've seen I'm sure their parents are about to give them the experience :(

this march was the first one in EIGHTEEN years without a school shooting. thanks, covid!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Chris James 2 posted:

Regal and Cinemark now both committed to July reopening

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1273271125213089792

I'm going with a mask

gonna learn how to phase popcorn through a mask.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


snoo posted:

i hate it here

is here planet Earth.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

I was trying to find the positive % test rate and found this gem instead.



lol

I’M GOING TO loving DIE

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


TMMadman posted:

How much money have the people gotten from compared to how much companies have gotten (from both the relief package and the Fed)?

It seems like its about 800b for people va about 7 trillion for business. Is that about right?

starting to sounds awfully commie here, madman. why do you hate capitalism?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Mayor Dave posted:

I told everyone about the chud owner of my company who has expressed his belief that covid is both a hoax and a Chinese bioweapon. a few weeks ago he ended work from home and he's been vocal about getting California opened back up. Well I came into the office this morning and he's decided to have everyone go back to wfh where possible. Turns out his wife is in the ICU and his brother in law died of covid over the weekend and he no longer thinks it's a hoax...

wonder what changed

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


triple sulk posted:

hello. how is covid doing

it’s over. we won

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I heard on the radio some Italian (German?) football/soccer club had like 6 infected players and they decided to go ahead with their match and got rocked like 10 to 1

so they’re sitting out some championship league now lol

if it’s the one I’m thinking of it’s Russian and instead of sending the team (since they team they were facing refused to move the match) they were forced to send the junior squad.

JUST the squad. the coaches were also in quarantine so it was literally a bunch of kids being rolled over by the other team.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


found the thread about the soccer match


https://twitter.com/slavamalamud/status/1274042710081654784?s=21

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


:lol: that we’re about to hit we gotta shut everything down numbers but now that we now what that means the government is just going to say gently caress it and keep things open

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/floridapios/status/1275786130525433856?s=21

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Every Texas hospital is going to fill up at the same time while desperately calling each other asking if they can transfer patients.

so this is basically the housing crisis but with dying people?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


maybe this time we'll take things seriously and shut down for reals!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


snoo posted:

her other daughter is currently working at our store

she doesn't know about any of this

her mom, the manager, doesn't want her to know

:snoo: what a family

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


euphronius posted:

covid thread

I got my hair cut today

:wtc:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I feel genuine anxiety when i see all these corporations and organization still come out with “we’re opening!” plans like what the gently caress world are you living in how can people be so blifffully ignorant about how hosed we are?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


what's next? privatizing roads?!?!?!??!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


gamer roomie is 41 posted:

Let's see, looking at her bio: she's an MD/MPH who passed through Princeton, Duke, and Pitt, before moving on to the perennial #1 top ranked public health school in the country at John's Hopkins for another residency and an MPH. Since then she's been in some heavy duty leadership and consulting positions.

I know credentials aren't everything, but my humble opinion is that West Virginia would be wise to *not* fire any top-tier ivy league doctors who also have public health degrees who specialize in "exploring the intersection between disaster recovery and community development" during a public health disaster in a state that was already known pre-pandemic for it's struggling communities. But that's just me, I'm sure there are plenty of people with similar expertise in the greater Charleston area who can't wait to work for the mean chud governor.

nice meltdown

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



drat covid is rad as gently caress

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



lmao that's EMS event like every 45 seconds

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Crusader posted:

i think this headline was posted but perhaps not the article:



https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/n...5e-f4437fe6f836

lmao the couple that stayed the gently caress away having their parents murdered by covid because the rest of the family was a bunch of loving idiots

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



MY FREEDOMS

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


kopasetic posted:

the hospital system I work at in bexar county was already in the hole for ~100 mil after the last elective surgery moratorium. bet the admins are thrilled to hear the news.

healthcare for profit rules lmao

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


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Jul 3, 2002


a.lo posted:

shouldn’t the texas governor also require wearing masks

too far, friend.

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