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BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i want the recordings

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BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
who is mathew smollen and why does he have a raging hardon for FOIA requests

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Big Beef City posted:

I dunno if now is the right time to announce this or whatever, but with everything happening so fast, I dunno if I'll ever get another chance, so here goes:

I'm gay.

you've ruined my wedding

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol at hiding names on public facebook comments.

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

an actual dog posted:

I can and I feel like a piece of poo poo for not trying to do something about it sooner

Your are a piece of poo poo

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bring back the file and porn forums

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
he was only 2 days away from retirement!

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jose posted:

:nws: these are an aussie goons prolapse photos. said aussie goon posted the saga of how he had to go to hospital and get surgery because he self fisted while using a butt plug and got it stuck inside himself

https://imgur.com/9eLH5M0
https://imgur.com/g702r1l
https://imgur.com/qTQoyYL

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mrfart posted:

I can't even here, at the end of the road, find anything funny about shock images like that.
I just wonder what happened to her. Nothing too great, I'm guessing.

her honour is intact, the vagina blurred

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz:

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
...failing business...losing money... tax offsets... wait a mintute!

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nonviolent J posted:

does anyone really get lowtax's humor or is it just ego buffing

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BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lowtax posted:

I edited it for you guys.

Lowtax posted:

I will absolutely not stick around the forums, unless every single person who has accused me of abusing women personally apologizes to me once this dumbass accusation is thrown out of court and I'm proven innocent. Just like the last two accusations.

Lowtax posted:

Sorry, I've never actually once had any of my accusations actually get to a court case. The only one I've been in resulted in it getting thrown out because my ex wife literally slept through the case. My second wife couldn't get a restraining order filed and admitted to the judge I had never abused her in any way. But hey, the outrage mob doesn't care about facts, just about being angry.

Enjoy having the comedic powerhouse that is Logan Day, you guys deserve each other, because you're both ignorant as gently caress.

Lowtax posted:

Probably goldmine because I'm a great poster

Lowtax posted:

1. Case thrown out
2. Restraining order not granted

Clearly I'm perpetually abusing women. You guys are pretty angry at somebody who has never actually abused a woman before, I'd hate to see how many times you'd tell an actual woman abuser to gently caress off! Probably like six times at least!!!!

Lowtax posted:

She doesn't have any position.

Lowtax posted:

It's hilarious you guys are so absolutely stupid that you can call somebody a perpetual woman abuser, despite absolutely nothing proving they actually are one. Get all whipped up into a mob frenzy, believe everything and anything you read that's negative, and then just get real mad online!!!! Rarrrrrrrr mob angry raaaarrrrrr


Lowtax posted:

you forgot never-will-be

Lowtax posted:

hahaha so we're comparing my case now to Michael Jackson's? wow ok

Lowtax posted:

All of it

Lowtax posted:

I don't remember who you are, sorry

Lowtax posted:

Yes that is my house

Lowtax posted:

Do you know the difference between a police report and a legal court ruling. Because the police, the group of people I know you guys love, can report anything they want. A court ruling is like, you know, the actual legal document that a judge determines based off interviews and evidence and legal arguments from trained lawyers. The other one is from a cop.

Lowtax posted:

lol okay that was an excellent one

Lowtax posted:

haha yeah, you're right, I just got caught up in the hot hate action. I'm out, so everybody parroting the same bullshit garbage can continue to pat yourselves on the back for being part of the mindless mob. 22 years, it's been fun, have a bitchin summer, dudes! Catch you on the flip side!

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