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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
also if i connect my laptop to it. can i recharge the crystal while im using it

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
idk but your mom junpnstarted me and then you were born

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why you think the hole for the gas tank is conveniently the size of your penis? You think the Illuminati ever pay for gas? :tinfoil:

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
yea man
red goes on the dilz and on the +
black goes on the j/o crystal and the -

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Sounds like someone's gonna end up blowing a cylinder itt

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Throwing a rod you know

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'll help charge it

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Is there a folding at home but for charging crystals. I'd love to be able to help some bros charge up remotely

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Of course you can, OP, but why would you want to waste an entire charge on something so trivial?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

nah, it's like a fluppy dogs thing, you gotta hope your magic key has enough charge.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I dunno but one time i put my rear end potato in my car's exhaust and everything went to poo poo

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
My laptop battery is dead because I'm always chargin it if you know what I mean

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

cockstart my heart

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if your j/o crystal is fully charged you don't need a car...

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
There's another way?

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

Is there a folding at home but for charging crystals. I'd love to be able to help some bros charge up remotely

I'd BOINC for goons :heysexy:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Yes and yes, OP. Also wear yout j/o crystal while connecting jumper leads from the car's battery to your balls. I guarantee you"ll get a charge out of it.

Jawdins posted:

yea man
red goes on the dilz and on the +
black goes on the j/o crystal and the -

e;fb

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
don't expose your crystal to uv light..

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

this doesn't work on Honda's for some reason.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
my crystal won't charge my dick is too bad for other guys to be able to finish

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


pseudorandom posted:

I'd BOINC for goons :heysexy:

hell yeah I'm poppin a mad hard chubby rn dude. hang on I'm typing in my log in information into the BOINC mainframes database website. prepare to receive crystal power transmission

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Orgone energy doesn't work like that, OP.

Orgone is the light "anti-entropic" counterpart to the dark energy that is pushing apart the universe. Orgone drives evolution and is responsible for intelligent life.

But no it can'y jump start your car.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
Is this what they were using in Disney's Atlantis

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

Applewhite posted:

Orgone energy doesn't work like that, OP.

Orgone is the light "anti-entropic" counterpart to the dark energy that is pushing apart the universe. Orgone drives evolution and is responsible for intelligent life.

But no it can'y jump start your car.

[citation needed]

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

can you just put a crystal directly into your rear end to charge it?

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Statutory Ape posted:

can you just put a crystal directly into your rear end to charge it?

Try this one.

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