NFL N/V July: Hail to the Football Team

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

JT Jag posted:

I think people should try to figure out a new Antonio Noun

It'll get them more Antonio Renown

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:24

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:16

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Everyone is just going to Antonio Skirt Around the rivals pun ban

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:27

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Athanatos posted:

Everyone is just going to Antonio Skirt Around the rivals pun ban

Are we talking about an Antonio Skirt or an Antonio Gown

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:32

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Athanatos posted:

Everyone is just going to Antonio Skirt Around the rivals pun ban

Just as I was coming Antonio Aroun...d to appreciating it here comes the mods to shut Antonio Down the conversation.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:36

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Dubious posted:

shut the gently caress up

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:38

Chernabog: Apr 16, 2007

Brain Curry posted:

Nice Antonio Meltdown

Meltonio Down

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:43

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Edward Mass posted:

Clowntonio 6ix9ine

Yes

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:44

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

JT Jag posted:

Are we talking about an Antonio Skirt or an Antonio Gown

You have lapped the competition three times at this point, have mercy

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:48

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Shinjobi posted:

You have lapped the competition three times at this point, have mercy

I'm actually more or less out of one-syllable rhymes at this point. I should probably get out of the shitposting pool before I Antonio Drown.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:53

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:01

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Dyeing my pubes blond before inserting a stick into my urethra so I can Antonio Sound

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:07

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

If Antonio Brown joined the Chargers he and Phillip Rivers' family could form an entire Antonio Town

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:09

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i wonder if it's okay now to make fun of the name of the horrific piece of poo poo art briles

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:13

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

JT Jag posted:

If Antonio Brown joined the Chargers he and Phillip Rivers' family could form an entire Antonio Town

You�re too good to be stuck with the Jags.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:15

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Better Than You posted:

lol

She�s right

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:24

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Santonio Holmes

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:27

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Athanatos posted:

Everyone is just going to Antonio Skirt Around the rivals pun ban

There once was a player named A. Brown.
His antics made him quite the clown
But all the bad puns that were said
Made Athanatos� rear end turn quite flaming red
And now a Brown clown will bring the banhammer down

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:29

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Doltos posted:

She�s right

lol

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:31

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

good for her

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:38

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i'm gonna do it

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:45

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

sharknado slashfic posted:

Santonio Holmes

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:51

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Athanatos posted:

Everyone is just going to Antonio Skirt Around the rivals pun ban

jason football

# ? Jul 31, 2020 23:00

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

AC ranks a 10 out of 10 on the Just-Needs-To-Go-The-gently caress-Away-O-Meter

sharknado slashfic posted:

Jets legend Santonio Holmes

# ? Aug 1, 2020 00:07

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I wonder if the news is bringing Antonio down?

# ? Aug 1, 2020 00:43

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Quiet Feet posted:

I wonder if the news is bringing Antonio down?

No, it's not like him to Antonio Frown

# ? Aug 1, 2020 00:51

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

zimbomonkey posted:

No, it's not like him to Antonio Frown

Boo you ruined it

# ? Aug 1, 2020 00:56

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Tom Tucker posted:

Boo you ruined it

He isn�t worthy of The Antonio Crown.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:01

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Did anyone say Antonio Clown yet?

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:01

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

deedee megadoodoo posted:

Did anyone say Antonio Clown yet?

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:07

Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

Here is the definitive list.

Rhymezone posted:

1 syllable:
b-town, browne, chown, clown, crown, crowne, d-town, doune, down, down-, downe, drown, frown, gown, jaune, lown, noun, oughne, p-town, shoun, soune, strown, swown, town, towne

2 syllables:
a-town, adnoun, adown, around, ashdown, back down, ball gown, baytown, beantown, beardstown, bear down, beat down, bed down, belt down, bestrown, blastdown, bog down, boil down, bolt down, boomtown, boom town, bowed down, bow down, breakdown, break down, bridgetown, bring down, brush down, bunk down, burn down, call down, calm down, cape-town, capetown, cape town, cast down, choke down, chop down, clampdown, clamp down, climb down, closedown, close down, comedown, come down, cool down, countdown, count down, count noun, crackdown, crack down, crosstown, cut down, dash down, decrown, deep down, die down, discrown, doss down, downtown, down town, drag down, drawdown, dress down, drink down, drop down, facedown, fall down, fight down, flag down, flap down, flush down, foodtown, freetown, freeze down, georgetown, george town, get down, ghost town, gipoun, godown, go down, grind down, gun down, half crown, hands down, hand down, haroun, hillsdown, hoedown, hold down, hometown, hose down, hunt down, imbrown, intown, jamestown, johnstown, jot down, keep down, kick down, kip down, knockdown, knock down, laayoune, lansdowne, lay down, letdown, let down, lie down, live down, load down, lockdown, lordstown, lowdown, markdown, mark down, maroun, mass noun, mccoun, mccown, mcgown, mcquown, meltdown, melt down, midtown, moorestown, motown, mow down, nail down, newtown, newtowne, o-town, pare down, peg down, piltdown, pin down, pipe down, place down, plank down, playground, play down, plump down, plunk down, pour down, press down, pull down, push down, putdown, put down, pynoun, rain down, ram down, regrown, renown, resoun, resown, roll down, round down, rub down, run-down, rundown, run down, sag down, sandtown, scale down, send down, set down, shakedown, shire town, shootdown, shoot down, shout down, showdown, shutdown, shut down, sit down, skip town, sleek down, slick down, slide down, slim down, slowdown, slow down, sluice down, smalltown, small town, smithtown, southdown, split down, sponge down, stamp down, stare down, step down, strike down, strip down, sundown, swill down, take down, talk down, tamp down, tear down, tea gown, tie down, toned down, tone down, top-down, touchdown, touch down, track down, trim down, turndown, turn down, unblown, uptown, vote down, wash down, wear down, weighed down, weight down, weigh down, wolf down, writedown, write down, yorktown, youngstown

3 syllables:
abbotstown, abbottstown, adamstown, allentown, bargain down, batten down, bridal gown, buckle down, cascade down, charlestown, charlottetown, chinatown, common noun, cooperstown, county town, dinner gown, downingtown, dressing down, dressing gown, dwindle down, evening gown, germantown, hagerstown, hampshire down, hunkered down, hunker down, jacket crown, knuckle down, letting down, levittown, loaded down, market town, marshalltown, middletown, morgantown, morristown, narrow down, nero's crown, proper noun, provincetown, quiet down, ratchet down, rattle down, remain down, runaround, settle down, shantytown, shiremanstown, shower down, simmer down, stanleytown, steady down, stepping down, tarrytown, tearing down, tinseltown, triple crown, underdown, upside-down, verbal noun, watertown, water down, wedding gown, whittle down, williamstown

4 syllables:
geneva gown, koreatown, nervous breakdown, optical crown, surgical gown, take lying down, talk of the town

5 syllables:
academic gown, counsel to the crown, elizabethtown, jumping up and down

Antonio Jumping Up and Down.

Antonio . . . Jonestown? :eyepop:

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:09

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Antonio Nervous Breakdown is apt

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:12

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Brian Touchdown

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:13

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

He'd probably end up getting Covid if he played anyway. He's been pretty active I hear. Do you have any idea the places Antonio's flown?

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:22

Fire Safety Doug: Sep 3, 2006; 99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing

Quiet Feet posted:

He'd probably end up getting Covid if he played anyway. He's been pretty active I hear. Do you have any idea the places Antonio's flown?

Doesn�t rhyme, perhaps because it�s a verb? Stick with Antonio nouns.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:33

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

How do you plump down

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:35

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

I just had a flash of TFF in 5 months when the season has been canceled.

Yikes.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:48

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Athanatos posted:

I just had a flash of TFF in 5 months when the season has been canceled.

Yikes.

We�re jonesin bad.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:50

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Athanatos posted:

I just had a flash of TFF in 5 months when the season has been canceled.

Yikes.

Someone will start the football version of Blaseball.com and we'll all get super into that.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:00

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

William Tackl

# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:00

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:16

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Phobeste posted:

William Tackl

Big Bill Batackl

# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:02

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