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  Theo's BUFFdrone grants 1 Buff to Theo! Theo receives Assist Flare!  Theo's HEALdrone has no effect! Theo receives Assist Flare! Theo's HEALdrone has no effect! Theo receives Assist Flare! pre:ACCOUNTS 3. Vatman Jones 63 5. Opal Dang-Cobra 125 10. B.A. Elsewhere 20 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem 20 12. Theo Reticule 11 14. Shines-in-Heaven 28 15. Lonán Murder-Birb 77 Magitek Mafia presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:(⽍)Theo Reticule: 22 Kills (Bounty: 220L) Sponsor Stipend posted:Rook +5 pre:RookEngOrg 20 Wrecktumix X:Vatman Pertinax AmmoFab 45 DPM Charon X:S-I-H Gu$tav 7 Sponsor Challenges posted:RookEngOrg   Wreckers, get Moving!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones            (manburglar) (veilrender)  HP: 6/6 Move: 3 Scrap: 16 Luxe: 063 DR: 2 PURPLE HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 3 Power // 3 Air Mutation [5/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) // Sebaceous Mist (LVL1) (TN to be hit increases by 1 while Retreating or taking Cover; gain Vulnerable (Burn)) // PrisMantle (LVL1) (Subject is treated as having purple armor if they possess any Warp, and is treated as a convert by Hiver units if they possess any Infest; subject gains no benefit from HAZ DR of any kind.) // Chiral Perversion (LVL1) (Gain a melee attack mode – 1d4/1 Max HP; on a roll of a 1 on this attack, the user loses 1 Max HP instead.) HAZARD TOKENS   MINIONS  (1/1 HP)(1/1 HP, )Vatman tumbled through the meateor as the death throe peristaltics tossed him around like a sad, wet blanket, until he finally came to rest at the feet of a Beta Rig. He rose to his feet, offered it an awkward nod, and sauntered away. MOV: Moving as thus: 136 -> 127 -> 126
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             x3#12 - Theo Reticule, Rookie Junker // Gamma Bounder, "TerraBrad" // Sphyrnid Horror, "Bahammer" // [X:+DR] Motile Biocover, "Biggs" WreckHP: 5/5 Move: 1 // RigHP: 3/3 [Pilot] RigMove: 4 [Pilot] Jump // HorrorHP: 8/8 // MBCHP: 1/1 WreckDR: DR 2 HazDR: none // RigDR: RigDR 1 // Rig Hatch: Closed // HorrorDR: DR 0 // MBCDR: DR 3 Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 1/3 Power // 2/3 Air // RigPower: 3 -> 2/3 Power Wrecker Hazard Tokens: 1 Buff  // Rig Hazard Tokens: 2 Burn,  , 1 Warp  // Horror Hazard Tokens: 1 Buff , 4 Warp Scrap: 22 Luxe: 11 // Sponsor: Magitek Mafia Sponsor Luxe: 10 Rig Attacks: Breach Assault (1d6/2 [Gunner]) // Charge (1d6/3 [Gunner]) Rig Tools: Magitek Mafia Resource Acquisition Tooled Skimmer (ACT: Salvage. 1 Rig Power: +1 Scrap or restore an extra Resource unit from Salvaging) // K-Drive (+Momentum) Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Integrated Cyber [+1]: Rail Loader (Spend 1 Scrap at the beginning of ENC to gain Penetrator on the first attack.) Cyber [2(+1)/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [2/2]: I-Driver, "Celebrant" (1d8/3 +Break2, Melee. 1 Power: +1Push [Cumulative]. 1 Mod Slot) // DPM Shotgun, (1d10/2 +Rampage, Missile. 2 Power: +1 Damage. 2 Mod Slots) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 2 (+2 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Armor Mods [2/2]: Pilot (+1 RigHP, +1 RigMove) // Gunner (+1 RigDamage, +1up RigAttacks) Utilities [2/2]: Concordant Companion (Loaded. FreeACT: Apply Boost to ACT. 1 Scrap to Reload.) // Flare Lens (Assist Flares now summon help from Face Krew) Familiars [2/2]: Sphyrnid Horror, "Bahammer" (8 MaxHP Beast Retainer, ENC: 1d10/4 +Break +Junk, MOV: Dig2/Steed, ACT: Cannibalize[+Buff]) // [X:+DR] Motile Biocover, "Biggs" (1 MaxHP Mutant Familiar, Passive, ENC: Bodyguard) Consumables: CS Moddie: gub.wrm // CS Moddie: CS-Curse // Hardlight Decoy // Assist Flare (x3) Items: GangBangR Rig Tool // Notes: Theo's Bounder is immune to SnakeEyesAmbush next ENC! Listen Along: Dashboard - Modest Mouse Gastric acids licked at TerraBrad's chassis and flecked at the vision panels of the custom Gamma Bounder's cockpit where the dog-like Wrecker Theo Reticule was seated semi-safely inside. The radical rookie Junker was on his way to destroy the Zodiac rig LEO, and he was already running late. Windswept grease splattered and sprayed the rig's cameras and gave everything a blurry aura-like sheen, which only added to the fantastical nature of Theo's quest to kill the gigantic cyborg chimera at his destination. Theo tapped his toes to the beat of the TuneZEN stream, which oddly enough seemed to keep a good pace with TerraBrad's leaping steps. According to Theo's wreckfeed updates, Opal's Coffin Nail had been a huge success, but the rap artist queen had been knocked off the Zodiac's backside and into the grease swamp by Leo's tail fletchettes. LEO withdrew shortly after and so Opal got a chance to trade her hacked Purifier tech 'Groupie' for what appeared to be a Gamma Bounder with a Manipul8r arm - Dunk Tuggum's rig, of all things. During that time, however, LEO had managed to restore defensive power to its core's main shields by devouring one of the Meaty Sliders that had recently been killed in the area. It wasn't looking stellar for the living wreckers, but at least no one was dead at the moment. If only Theo had been there for the alpha strike... Theo's thoughts were interrupted by the appearance of not one, or two, but three delivery drones on his scanners, with trajectories placed along his rig's path. They were hailing TerraBrad on official Wrecking Crew frequencies to get the rig to pop its side hatch so Theo could accept their inbound parcels and services. "Wowza!" Theo exclaimed, as the first delivery drone dropped off a precious assist flare through his rig's side hatch and hooked up a medical cable to Theo's suit. "That was fast, Magitek Mafia!" The model of delivery drone was a BUFFdrone, and it injected Theo will all kinds of feelgood combat drugs. "Magic beanz - again?!" Theo burbled. "You just couldn't help yourself, could you, Magitek..." It became apparent to Theo somewhere between the second and third delivery that the remaining two drones were both medical-grade HEALdrones, and that he was being injected with all kinds of potent drugs as though he was in a large amount of pain and suffering. Consciousness would probably be a problem for Theo going forward. "Oh, lordy..." Theo muttered, and he felt the wooziness forming between his eyes right as the third drone detached itself from his suit. The drug-delivering drones departed, TerraBrad's side hatch was shut, and Theo was left to himself, completely without his thoughts, running his rig in a roundabout towards certain doom. It smelled like heartburn and brimstone. Movement: (Horror MOV orders edited!) (Everyone but Vatman Jones can peek) > MOV.Horror: If Bahammer is not a valid target for LEO's ambush this round due to Theo's scan, then Bahammer will ride along with Theo. If Bahammer is a valid target for LEO's ambush this round, Bahammer is ordered to Move 1 hex southeast (102 -> 202) with instructions to Retreat towards Theo in ENC! (Sorry - I tried asking about this in the discord and didn't get an answer regarding LEO being able to ambush Theo's Retainer this round or not!) > Power Move! In his Gamma Bounder TerraBrad, Theo (with or without Horror Bahammer, as above) Jumps five hexes to circle around and arrive where the Zodiac Leo has set its Ambush, interrupting it if it tries to leave its ambush site (102 -> 202 -> 201 -> 302 -> 404 -> 303)! Sponsors: Wow, what a wonderful outpouring of support from all of you! Psichonumen, Slüus™, Gureyevitch Solutions, and of course, Magitek Mafia, thank you all for your generous donations to the 'Get us the pho off this meatball' foundation! I'll be sure to put all these Assist Flares to good use!
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 0. Zodiac LEO Momentous Charge! LEO charges 303>302>(intercept)201!  LEO.MBOD: 5/20HP 3. Vatman Jones Movement to 126.    5. Opal Dang-Cobra  Power Move! Movement to 201. >Bad Gas! Opal receives 1 Poison! Theo Charges into the hex! BAE is here, Mantling LEO! Talcum is here, Mantling LEO! Lonan is here, Mantling LEO! Shines is here. Ribbon Skate enters the hex!    (4/4HP)10. B.A. Elsewhere BAE is Mantling LEO! BAE Clings on, dragged to 201! >Bad Gas! BAE receives 2 Poison! (4/4HP)11. Talcum Bee Buzzem Talcum is Mantling LEO! Talcum Clings on, dragged to 201! >Bad Gas! Talcum receives 2 Poison! Theo Charges into the hex! Opal is here. BAE is here, Mantling LEO! Lonan is here, Mantling LEO! Shines is here. Ribbon Skate enters the hex! (4/4HP)12. Theo Reticule >Bad Gas! Theo loses 2 Air! LEO charges into the hex! Opal is here. BAE is here, Mantling LEO! Talcum is here, Mantling LEO! Lonan is here, Mantling LEO! Shines is here. Ribbon Skate enters the hex! (4/4HP)14. Shines-in-Heaven >Bad Gas! Shines receives 1 Theo Charges into the hex! Opal is here. BAE is here, Mantling LEO! Talcum is here, Mantling LEO! Lonan is here, Mantling LEO! Ribbon Skate enters the hex! (4/4HP)15. Lonán Murder-Birb Lonan is Mantling LEO! Lonan Clings on, dragged to 201! >Bad Gas! Lonan receives 2 Poison! Theo charges into the hex! Opal is here. BAE is here, Mantling LEO! Talcum is here, Mantling LEO! Shines is here. Ribbon Skate enters the hex! (4/4HP) Wreckers, resolve Encounters!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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  Wrecker DVices chime for every remaining Wrecker but Vatman Jones, bringing up the Concordant logo and Hilde Stahl's face, now fixed in an expression of focused tension. "Wreckers, I believe this is the last chance. I and the Concordant Company have confidence in your ability to prevail. Claim victory for the sake of a better future for yourselves. Director Stahl out."
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HP: 3/3 MV: 2 DR: 4 | RIG DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 0 Luxe: 77 Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 2 Power. Tokens Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos LVL2: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. May use Heavy Weapons without penalty. Items: [in casket]Weapons: Friends: *incoherent battle rage* WARMAX Power Attack vs LEO MBOD. Riders: Plasma, Brutal, Crit: Push 1: 1d10 2 Groupie Power Attack vs Leo MBOD. Riders: Plasma, Enemy: Mutant: 1d6 3 Motile Biocover ENC: Bodyguard against LEO
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       HP: 4/6 MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 5. Scrap: 7 Luxe: 24 Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 2 Power. Tokens: 14 Infest, 3 Rad, 3 Poison. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Cyber (1/2) Mutations (4/4) Eyegear (Lvl1 Cyber): Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled. Heuristic Precognizer (Lvl1 Cyber): Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Nuclear Arms (Lvl2 Mutation): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. Worm that Walks (Integrated B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Does not count towards aug threshold. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Exo-Propolis (B-Vo): Consume 2 Scrap as an ACT to repair a Map Feature or restore 2 HP to a synth unit, or during a Craft as a Lvl 1 Crafting Component. Waggle Dance (B-Vo): Spend X Infest Tokens as an ACT. Succeed on a 1d6 roll (+1 per Token spent beyond first) to locate a unit (including Wreckers) or an unrevealed, unobstructed Map Feature. On an outcome of 6 or greater, a beneficial consumable is also discovered. Fumig8R: Loaded. ENC: Spend X Air to perform indiscriminate 1d8/AoE X-Infest. Toby 6: 1/1HP 3DR. The swarmling blindly drills through the towering titan. When they emerge out the other side in a shower of chaff they discover their path managed to circumvent all key internal systems. Location: 201 Orders: Rigmuncher (Power Attack) v LEO.MBOD(CORE): 1d12 2 Reroll: Rigmuncher (Power Attack) v LEO.MBOD(CORE): 1d12 3 Guard: Block most damaging attack.
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#12 - Theo Reticule, Rookie Junker // Gamma Bounder, "TerraBrad" // Sphyrnid Horror, "Bahammer" // [X:+DR] Motile Biocover, "Biggs" WreckHP: 5/5 Move: 1 // RigHP: 3/3 [Pilot] RigMove: 4 [Pilot] Jump // HorrorHP: 8/8 // MBCHP: 1/1 WreckDR: DR 2 HazDR: none // RigDR: RigDR 1 // Rig Hatch: Closed // HorrorDR: DR 0 // MBCDR: DR 3 Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 1/3 Power // 0/3 Air // RigPower: 3 -> 2/3 Power Wrecker Hazard Tokens: 1 -> 0 Buff // 0 -> 1 Poison  // Rig Hazard Tokens: 2 Burn, , 1 Warp // Horror Hazard Tokens: 1 Buff , 4 Warp Scrap: 22 Luxe: 11 // Sponsor: Magitek Mafia Sponsor Luxe: 10 Rig Attacks: Breach Assault (1d6/2 [Gunner]) // Charge (1d6/3 [Gunner]) Rig Tools: Magitek Mafia Resource Acquisition Tooled Skimmer (ACT: Salvage. 1 Rig Power: +1 Scrap or restore an extra Resource unit from Salvaging) // K-Drive (+Momentum) Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Integrated Cyber [+1]: Rail Loader (Spend 1 Scrap at the beginning of ENC to gain Penetrator on the first attack.) Cyber [2(+1)/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [2/2]: I-Driver, "Celebrant" (1d8/3 +Break2, Melee. 1 Power: +1Push [Cumulative]. 1 Mod Slot) // DPM Shotgun, (1d10/2 +Rampage, Missile. 2 Power: +1 Damage. 2 Mod Slots) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 2 (+2 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Armor Mods [2/2]: Pilot (+1 RigHP, +1 RigMove) // Gunner (+1 RigDamage, +1up RigAttacks) Utilities [2/2]: Concordant Companion (Loaded. FreeACT: Apply Boost to ACT. 1 Scrap to Reload.) // Flare Lens (Assist Flares now summon help from Face Krew) Familiars [2/2]: Sphyrnid Horror, "Bahammer" (8 MaxHP Beast Retainer, ENC: 1d10/4 +Break +Junk, MOV: Dig2/Steed, ACT: Cannibalize[+Buff]) // [X:+DR] Motile Biocover, "Biggs" (1 MaxHP Mutant Familiar, Passive, ENC: Bodyguard) Consumables: CS Moddie: gub.wrm // CS Moddie: CS-Curse // Hardlight Decoy // Assist Flare (x3) // Items: GangBangR Rig Tool // Notes: Horror Location: 202. Listen Along: Pitbull Terrier (God's Berzerker Trap Remix) (EXPLICIT) - Die Antwoord Charging forward in his Gamma Bounder TerraBrad, Theo Reticule stomped inexorably towards the Zodiac rig LEO's position just as the mighty cat-like meat-machine leapt over the rig entirely. Theo's momentum was totally lost as he ground his rig's feet to a halt in the wind-whipped grease marshes. "gently caress...?" Theo Reticule said, in a brief glimpse of coherent awareness spared from his drug-induced stupor. "This." Theo slapped himself on the forehead and rubbed his temples. He thought for another moment, wondering why he'd ever signed up for this hellscape game show with near-impossible survival odds. "Goddamned shitshow." He resolved. "Like there's any chance of succeeding now." "I'm out, after this-" Theo decided, drunkenly slamming the button to pop open his rig's hatch. "I swear. I don't know why I keep coming back to this shameful sham. It just feels like this universe personally hates me." The dog-like Wrecker screwed an Assist Flare into his cranial launcher and timed it to fire just as the rig's cockpit enclosure fully opened up. He aimed it for the bug-like patch of bullshit uselessly swarming against the side of LEO's core, doing gently caress-all with it's power drill, despite trying to insert its spinning phallus into Leo's exposed flesh and failing multiple times. "Hey!" Theo exclaimed incredulously, scrabbling for lucidity. "Is that the piece of poo poo what killed Dunk?! It is - I just know it!" He was right. That piece of poo poo was none other than Dunk Tuggum's killer, the Hiver Talcum Bee Blitzen. "HEY! You stupid bug-fucker - just look at what you did, killing Dunk fucken Tuggum!" Theo screamed over the din of battle, uncaring of the comms alerts telling him to act immediately. "Bet you could have used his help now, you coward loving idiot bitch! Eat poo poo and die!" They were rookies, for crying out loud, and as a predatory veteran Wrecker, Talcum B. Buzzem had felt that he could get away with killing a newbie Wrecker just because he wanted to. It made Theo's blood boil. In his readouts and alerts, Theo noticed a comms missive from Talcum B. Buzzem, imploring Theo to launch all his Assist Flares at the Zodiac LEO immediately or else they might all die. "Y'know what? gently caress that, and gently caress whatever Talcum wants in particular." Theo muttered. "I don't actually care if I finally fucken eat it today. Talcum can suck my fucken knotted dick 'til his bees drown in my spunk. I don't give a gently caress." With that, Theo slammed on the 'Close Hatch.' button, and disarmed the Assist Flare screwed into his forehead. Immanent death or not, Theo hadn't felt this good about himself in months. "Let's all die because someone was too selfish to consider how their murderous actions could impact the group's survival chances down the line." Theo stated, nodding, because to himself he made perfect sense. "Let's fucken go: Heaven or Hell, let's fucken rock this meatbitch!" Encounter: > ENC.Theo: With two hexes of Momentum, Theo Power-Charges with his Piloted Gamma Bounder! Charge Attack vs LEO.MBOD: 1d14 2 - Miss! Wrong dice used, too! Bad Gas! 0 -> 1 Poison! > ENC.Horror: Theo orders Bahammer to Retreat to him (202 -> 201)! Bahammer has 1 Buff token! > ENC.MBC: Do NOT Bodyguard Theo against Ejection! Theo has 1 Buff token! > Challenge Completed: H.R.R.S.'s >Slap Yourself: After a miss or a failed ACT roll, slap yourself and explain why your accidents have had a detrimental effect on your chances in the game. > Challenges (Potentially) Completed: Galaxploitation Media's > Heel turn: Attack another wrecker (depending on how you define 'Attack' [see Challenges Completed, RIME]) Direct all complaints to the person who killed our best answer for Zodiac fights: Talcum B. Buzzem(n?) killed Dunk Tuggum in cold blood and thus he deserves to die! Simple as that. If we all die here, it's because of Talcum/Malbogio's decision to kill the one person who could have fixed this whole... 'no-one-can-hit' situation! The Assist Flares will get used, eventually! > Challenges for the GM to be aware of: >>> LEO OLÉ: Avoid getting hit by the Momentous Charge or Lightning Strike attacks in ENC. >>> Airlock Victory: Witness the defeat of LEO via ring-out, through sphincters or some weirder method. >>> It's Debuff Season: Be the first Wrecker to apply a negative token to the Zodiac. >>> Survive This (Repeatable 2/5): Take no damage, either through being missed or absorbing the damage, from a targeted attack from LEO. >>> Any Landing You Walk Away From: Have a rig you are piloting be destroyed by LEO, and survive the experience. >>> Cooperative Victory: Two or more Wreckers may complete this challenge by killing an enemy through hitting it in the same round, with no single attack sufficient to kill the enemy on its own. >>> Freedom of movement: Have more than 10 health worth of attacks miss you in a single ENC. Sponsors: gently caress you; gently caress you; you're cool. You're cool too, gently caress. You're a fucker, you're a gently caress-face, you're not a sponsor yet but you're a fucker too, for reading this. The rest of you are cool. I think it's about time someone says "nice meltdown," so I've already cut to the chase and done it here. Peace.
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones(manburglar)(veilrender) HP: 6/6 Move: 3 Scrap: 16 Luxe: 063 DR: 2 PURPLE HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 3 Power // 3 Air Mutation [5/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) // Sebaceous Mist (LVL1) (TN to be hit increases by 1 while Retreating or taking Cover; gain Vulnerable (Burn)) // PrisMantle (LVL1) (Subject is treated as having purple armor if they possess any Warp, and is treated as a convert by Hiver units if they possess any Infest; subject gains no benefit from HAZ DR of any kind.) // Chiral Perversion (LVL1) (Gain a melee attack mode – 1d4/1 Max HP; on a roll of a 1 on this attack, the user loses 1 Max HP instead.) HAZARD TOKENS MINIONS (1/1 HP)(1/1 HP, )Vatman nodded at the mutants, poor menials like him as they were, to note the lack of beef between them, except for all the literal beef. He instead sat down, and started to fiddle with some of the stuff he'd found. ENC: Boost
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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven Shines-in-Heaven: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 18 Current DR: 3 Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 0 Air: 0 Tokens: 1 Infest Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. M: Glycon's Organ: Poison Tokens are transformed upon receipt into Med Units. If the maximum number of Med Units are possessed, 1 HP is restored (if possible), and the tokens are discarded without effect. Dubhan Aegisys: Slots: 1 Dubhan Aegisys: May not be overwritten or corrupted by unauthorized mods Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: MBC: 3/3 HP Encephalconoid: 1/1 HP ENC: Wrextractor vs LEO.MBOD: 1d8 3 fENC: Activate Hardlight Decoy
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          #5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 2/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 24 DR: DR3 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 Med // 1 Power // 1 Air // 4 Scrap Hazard Tokens: 1 Poison Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale), Power Attacks gain Penetrator // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) // Adrenal Accelerator On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted Weapons [2/2]: Pulse Poundr (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: Dubhan Aegisys (+3 DR, 1 Mod Slot) Utility [2/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) // Optiscope [sub]Consecutive misses provide stacking upscales Familiar [1/2]: 0 Optiscope Upscales If you want something done right, do it yourself. Opal wound up the DRAGNSLAYER one last time, fumbling with the controls of the rig as her headache worsened. It drove into Leo, once more exposing the core. “Told you once, tell you again. I’ve done the hard part. Step up. I always have.” Last Chance Lance: 1d14 9
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3. Vatman Jones Vatman Boosts ACT! Jailer hits Vatman, but MBC intercepts! Nugget misses Vatman! Vatman's MBC takes no damage (reduced from 2)! 0. Zodiac LEO / 5. Opal Dang-Cobra / 10. B.A. Elsewhere / 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem / 12. Theo Reticule / 14. Shines-in-Heaven / 15. Lonán Murder-Birb Power Charge! Theo misses LEO.MBOD! >Bad Gas! Theo receives 1 Poison! Momentous Charge! LEO.H2 hits Theo's Bounder! Lightning Strike! LEO/H3 misses Talcum! Shrug Off! >BAE hangs on! >Talcum hangs on! >Lonan hangs on! Debilitating Roar! >Opal resists! >Theo's Bounder resists! >Shines is Disabledx3! Shines is Fully Disabled! Ravaging Bite! LEO.H1 misses Opal's Bounder! Neurotoxic Flechettes! LEO.H3 hits Talcum, but MBC intercepts! ShredR! Front Limbs miss Opal's Bounder! Rending Talons! Front Limbs miss Talcum! Power Attack! Lonan misses LEO.MBOD! >Bad Gas! Lonan receives 1 Poison! Coordinated Attack! Torchlight misses LEO.MBOD! Power Attack! Talcum misses LEO.MBOD! Heuristic Precognizer! Talcum misses LEO.MBOD! >Bad Gas! Talcum receives 1 Poison! Opal hits LEO.MBOD! >Bad Gas! Opal receives 1 Poison! Like Nothing at All! BAE spends 3 Med to gain 3 Buff! BAE hits LEO.MBOD! >Bad Gas! BAE receives 1 Poison! Shines is Fully Disabled! Nugget 1 misses Shines! Nugget 2 hits Shines! Nugget 3 hits Shines! Nugget 4 hits Shines! Ribbon Skate misses Talcum! Remote Activity posted:Nugget 1 misses Sphyrnid Horror LEO.MBOD takes 6 Damage(reduced from 10) and is wrecked! Sphyrnid Horror loses 1 Buff! BAE loses 3 Buff! Talcum's MBC takes 2 damage (reduced from 5) and is destroyed! Shines takes no damage (reduced from 3) and is Pushed to 302!   Theo's Bounder is Pushed to 101>OoZ, takes 3 damage (reduced from 4) and is destroyed! >Theo ejects safely! Theo is evacuated from the Meateor and Disqualified! Wrecker Down posted:
 gently caress with the GOAT, get the hornz. A meeting of the minds, at ballistic velocity, Haze. And this is your YeetCorp Yeet of the Meet! Watch on the replay as Wrecker Reticule is propelled out of the exploding remains of his rig on a column of superheated plasma! That's a spicy yeetball! See you in the exit interview, dogboi!Challenge Complete posted:LEO OLÉ: Avoid getting hit by the Momentous Charge or Lightning Strike attacks in ENC. Challenge Invalidated posted:Survive This (Repeatable 7/5): Take no damage, either through being missed or absorbing the damage, from a targeted attack from LEO.  Wreckers, take Action! Sponsors-Only Map 
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 "Oh, thank God," Dr. Wiley groaned from behind the hand clasped to his mouth. "I am so glad I changed those bets." He continued watching the spectacle for a moment longer. "Oh, and I guess Theo's still alive too."
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 "Oh, the same! I hadn't even realized that could happen! ... So what do they do with him, now? I hope they can find him a quiet desk job somewhere. He seems like he could use some boredom in his life to calm his nerves. Or a proper cyberdoc to adjust his spinal array."
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"Despite his animosity towards our Sponsee, his abilities have shown that he could have quite the lucrative career with DIAMC running one of our mining platforms. In fact that will remain a standing offer to any other failed wrecker as well. Even Vatman, should he survive."
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  A hulking but immaculately dressed cyborg stomped into the executive section of the Morrigŕn's bridge and offered the Councilman a crisp salute, her uniform marking her as the captain of the vessel. "Councilman.", she addressed in a voice that was voice that was clear and authoritative even over the hiss of her respirator rig, "Scanners have picked up a biomass ejection whose contents you may find interesting. Viewport 3. A course has already been charted if you wish to intercept." Councilman Six shifted from his Television Slouch and glanced over at the expensive UltraDef screen. "Let us see. The rig detritus is not from one of ours, disregard it. The dog boy is to be left to whatever his fate is; nothing we could do to Wiley Sr. is as amusing as what he does to himself on a routine basis. And, hold on,", Six theatrically craned a little closer, "Aha! Do you see that hat? I want it." The captain gave a small nod to someone off-camera and sardonically quipped, "I can't imagine it's for wearing. Is it, sir?" "No, there is no telling what sort of filth is caked on that thing. Not to mention how cheap it looks. You wound me, captain. With all the chaos the thing has caused however, it is a prime collectible. Be wary, there will probably be scavengers and private collectors looking to collect it as well." The Captain turned to face the rest of the bridge crew and barked an order, "You heard the man! Full power to thrusters and shift the prow to ramming config! Let's get the Councilman his prize!"
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PRIMEO Beff Yeetos glanced over at the custom concierge booth containing the sentient fatberg mistakenly labeled as a human aristoplute corpcrat. "He made Yeet of the Meet, so he's an honorary delivery YeetBoy now too, should he wish it. Not a very vectordynamic body type, but nothing a few hours in the right autodoc couldn't fix." The PRIMEO motioned for another drink to be brought over to his table, then gestured at the trideos with a perfect wave of his immaculate hands. In turn, messages popped up on every Wrecker's screen. Old Challenge: Bad Tooth: - Attack during ENC with the aim to loosen a LEO.H1 fang and claim it as a trophy. New Challenge: LEO-logy: - Scan a LEO feature that hasn't been scanned before. Previously scanned: LEO.H3
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#12 - Theo Reticule, WreckHP: 5/5 Move: 1 // HorrorHP: 8/8 // MBCHP: 1/1 WreckDR: DR 2 HazDR: none // HorrorDR: DR 0 // MBCDR: DR 3 Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 1/3 Power // 0/3 Air Wrecker Hazard Tokens: 1 Poison // Horror Hazard Tokens: 4 Warp Scrap: Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Integrated Cyber [+1]: Rail Loader (Spend 1 Scrap at the beginning of ENC to gain Penetrator on the first attack.) Cyber [2(+1)/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [2/2]: I-Driver, "Celebrant" (1d8/3 +Break2, Melee. 1 Power: +1Push [Cumulative]. 1 Mod Slot) // DPM Shotgun, (1d10/2 +Rampage, Missile. 2 Power: +1 Damage. 2 Mod Slots) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 2 (+2 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Armor Mods [2/2]: Pilot (+1 RigHP, +1 RigMove) // Gunner (+1 RigDamage, +1up RigAttacks) Utilities [2/2]: Concordant Companion (Loaded. FreeACT: Apply Boost to ACT. 1 Scrap to Reload.) // Flare Lens (Assist Flares now summon help from Face Krew) Familiars [2/2]: Sphyrnid Horror, "Bahammer" (8 MaxHP Beast Retainer, ENC: 1d10/4 +Break +Junk, MOV: Dig2/Steed, ACT: Cannibalize[+Buff]) // [X:+DR] Motile Biocover, "Biggs" (1 MaxHP Mutant Familiar, Passive, ENC: Bodyguard) Consumables: CS Moddie: gub.wrm // CS Moddie: CS-Curse // Hardlight Decoy // Listen Along: Crooked Dub - Space Monkeys versus Gorillas (Album: Laika Come Home) Tumult, uproar. A rig-shattering impact. Impossible rushing heat and speed, followed by a sudden freezing cold. Spinning, alone, tumbling through the silent darkness. "Whu - was that it?" Theo Reticule asked the whirling void, pockmarked with minute spinning stars. "Am I dead? Finito? ...Gonezo?" There was no response. Theo's comms signals, as powerful as they were from his spinal array, had gone totally dark. His pings echoed against the nothingness and never returned. "I'm in space, aren't I?" the dog-boy reasoned. "That means I'm... out, doesn't it? I lost..." "Fuuuck," he swore, out of shock, amazement, and self-admonishment. Theo drifted in space for moment. The drugs in his system were keeping him from hyperventilating, thankfully. He only had so much oxygen remaining in his intact spacer suit's tanks: he'd have to make these last few moments count if he really wanted to get rescued by WCLTD's extraction teams... With only minutes to spare, Theo carefully withdrew the three Assist Flares looped to his belt, loaded them into his cranial cannon his rail loaders and lit them all, one after another. "Raav!" Theo said, as the first flare lit up green. "Bean-man!" he yipped, as the second popped flare blazed a golden yellow. "Ra Maximum!" The exulted, as the third and final Assist Flare caught flame, shining in a blindingly fiery magenta. "Face Krew friends, assemble!" Theo called, and he felt the Flare Lens on his Combat Suite glowing with a red-hot intensity. "Sorry I couldn't do more." The spaced Wrecker Theo fired all three Assist Flares into the depths of space, for whatever good that did. Thankfully, not only did Theo's spinning slow, the flares also helped Theo's location get pinpointed by Wrecking Crew's exfiltration teams... ??? > FreeANY.Flare: Theo launches all three Face Krew Assist Flares! What a way to go out! Sponsors: Augh. I let you down. I let myself down. I got heated in the moment and lost my cool. I'm sorry, Sponsors. I'll have to make it up to you all, someday~ Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jan 27, 2021 |
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Director Stahl hms thoughtfully before sending out an announcement posting a reward from the Concordant Company's public relations budget for the safe recovery of Theo Reticule from his position in space. "Remember, you can count on the Concordant Company. Concordant is the brand you can trust for reliability, and we resolve that will will not leave a Wrecker out in the cold like that- and to that end, the first recovery team to bring Wrecker Reticule in will be given this reward from the Concordant Company."
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones(manburglar)(veilrender) HP: 6/6 Move: 3 Scrap: 16 Luxe: 063 DR: 2 PURPLE HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 2 Med // 3 Power // 2 Air Mutation [5/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) // Sebaceous Mist (LVL1) (TN to be hit increases by 1 while Retreating or taking Cover; gain Vulnerable (Burn)) // PrisMantle (LVL1) (Subject is treated as having purple armor if they possess any Warp, and is treated as a convert by Hiver units if they possess any Infest; subject gains no benefit from HAZ DR of any kind.) // Chiral Perversion (LVL1) (Gain a melee attack mode – 1d4/1 Max HP; on a roll of a 1 on this attack, the user loses 1 Max HP instead.) HAZARD TOKENS MINIONS (1/1 HP)(1/1 HP, )Vatman fiddled with the wrecktumix and his ruined medical appliance as per corporate request, using malleable biomats to stick autoscalpels and nanoinjector arrays where they certainly didn't belong. After a while, he was done, looking grimly upon his work. ... This would not be going into his bum, no matter what anyone said. FreeACT: Use endosymbiotic brood to remove Burn token FreeACT: Mimic Hiber +1 to Crafts talent ACT: Boosted Craft, Dangerous Appliance into Rook Wrecktumix with Biological Sample functioning as glue: Crafting the Dangerous Appliance into my Rook Wrecktumix. +1 from Boost, +1 from Hiver mimicry: 1d6+2 3 Cheevo: >Funhaving Engine: Craft together the Rook Wrectumix and the Dangerous Appliance
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HP: 4/6 MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 5. Scrap: 7 Luxe: 44 Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 1 Power. Tokens: 14 Infest, 3 Rad, 4 Poison. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Cyber (2/2) Mutations (4/4) Eyegear (Lvl1 Cyber): Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled. Heuristic Precognizer (Lvl1 Cyber): Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Nuclear Arms (Lvl2 Mutation): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. Worm that Walks (Integrated B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Does not count towards aug threshold. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Exo-Propolis (B-Vo): Consume 2 Scrap as an ACT to repair a Map Feature or restore 2 HP to a synth unit, or during a Craft as a Lvl 1 Crafting Component. Waggle Dance (B-Vo): Spend X Infest Tokens as an ACT. Succeed on a 1d6 roll (+1 per Token spent beyond first) to locate a unit (including Wreckers) or an unrevealed, unobstructed Map Feature. On an outcome of 6 or greater, a beneficial consumable is also discovered. Fumig8R: Loaded. ENC: Spend X Air to perform indiscriminate 1d8/AoE X-Infest. After a perfunctory search for the missing biocover - the blasted things always seemed to wander off - Talcum ducked back into the new tunnel in Leo's torso and started yanking wires. Location: 201 freeACT: Swap Power Core to BAE freeACT: Consume Power Cell received from BAE for 1 Power Orders: Sabotage Regenerative Overrun malbogio fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Jan 28, 2021 |
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HP: 3/3 MV: 2 DR: 4 | RIG DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 0 Luxe: 77 Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 2 Power. Tokens Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos LVL2: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. May use Heavy Weapons without penalty. Items: [in casket]Weapons: Friends: As the WARMAX clanged uselessly on the heavy Zodiac armour and Lónans air-supply vanished at an alarming rate, her dVice hummed with a rhythm of it's own, displaying message after message in her HUD from team-mates and sponsors galore. She gave a small cheer as Opal once more ploughed into the the beast with her lance even as the rest of them flailed impotently, taking note how the three-in-one-creature limped with both rage and confusion as she did so. There was a moment of disconnect when the body failed that could be taken advantage of - before the Core got things back up and running - but she'd have to be quick about it. She knew from experience how to quail a lion, swallow a snake, jay, even hawk a lizard - but to do all three at once would require something far beyond mere taming - she needed to dominate. Fumbling around with her inventory, Lónan finally re-activated the Concordant Companion, bringing up the de-classified Zodiac specs and cross referencing them with very dubiously sourced schematics of proprietary biocybernetics and home-drawn diagrams of the SImurghian Threat, all in an effort to figure out where she could cause most harm. SwapMEET: Recieve Power Cell. FreeACT: Use Power Cell. C-Companion ACT: Boost ACT! ACT: Sabotage Lightning Strike. SECOND ACT: Sabotage Neurotoxic Flechettes. Torchlight ACT: Recover power unit incase you haven't already.
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 "Although detailed LEO schematics are considered proprietary information belonging to WCLTD, we can draw some conclusions based on external observations and public data on cybernetic systems! Presumed locations of motor control units for LEO's snake head are as follows..." Lónan's Companion talks her through the sabotage process with what might seem an entirely unwarranted cheerful and helpful demeanor.
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Sponsor Luxe: 0 At the very back corner of the Cosmiq Pharmaware corporate campus, Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. paced about his spacious office, having already launched into a tirade in the middle of his multi-conversation comms call. "I'm telling you this makes me look bad, Clairde!" The ex-wrecker insisted. "Cosmiq's Wreckers aren't supposed to use profanity, and meanwhile I'm profiting while Cosmiq's taken a nosedive in the stonk exchange! Yes - that's in the by-lines, you nonce~! Hold on, Clairde, they've come back. I have to go." Dr. Wiley set down his brown alcohol and slapped himself across the jaw to switch comms call-pairings. He'd have to get the pressure plate sensitivity adjusted by his PWN overnight - he must have slept on it wrong. "Right, so what's that about the future-hammer - oh, 'retained indefinitely for further study,' was it? ...Fine." Dr. Wiley relented. "And what about the goofy kufi, er... that old thing, yes. Gone? Really?" The Director of Sponsorship Affairs scowled, his cyberEyz squinting. "No sign at all? Einswald from Wrecker Wresources, that thing is a legendary collectible, so you can't just tell me that it's disappeared with all those eyes in the area!" "Yes." He relented. "I can hold while you check the back. Oh, and say 'hi' to Theo for me." While he waited, Dr. Wiley got a little sponsorship work done. He cracked his knuckles over his head and began typing away at his Sponsor console's interface. COSMIQ Survival Challenge (1/1): New! > The Lion's Share: Remain as the last Wrecker Mantled on LEO. If LEO is defeated, all Wreckers still considered Mantled share this prize.
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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven Shines-in-Heaven: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 18 Current DR: 3 Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 0 Air: 0 Tokens: 1 Infest Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. M: Glycon's Organ: Poison Tokens are transformed upon receipt into Med Units. If the maximum number of Med Units are possessed, 1 HP is restored (if possible), and the tokens are discarded without effect. Dubhan Aegisys: Slots: 1 Dubhan Aegisys: May not be overwritten or corrupted by unauthorized mods Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: MBC: 3/3 HP Encephalconoid: 1/1 HP ACT: Disabled
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  "Well, that's unfortunate for the little fellow. Could be worse though, he could have owed the Decree's Internal Revenue Service."
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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 2/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 24 DR: DR3 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 Med // 1 Power // 1 Air // 4 Scrap Hazard Tokens: 1 Poison Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale), Power Attacks gain Penetrator // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) // Adrenal Accelerator On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted Weapons [2/2]: Pulse Poundr (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: Dubhan Aegisys (+3 DR, 1 Mod Slot) Utility [2/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) // Optiscope [sub]Consecutive misses provide stacking upscales Familiar [1/2]: 0 Optiscope Upscales Opal wrestled with the control as best she was able through her concussed, poisoned, bleary state, somehow, miraculously, managing to avoid getting and killed, or worse, punted off the show. "Shiiiiit. Chauff--no, Theo, that's... yeah, I'll be... be seeing you around, aight? You c'n be... be p'rt of th'entourage…" She slammed her hand against the SCAN button, the only button she could find that wouldn't expose her to the noxious gas outside. "Lessee wha's… goin' on." ACT: Tight Scan LEO M.CORE The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jan 29, 2021 |
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0. Zodiac LEO Mane Attraction! Greaser is Pulled into the hex from SW! >Ravaging Bite is Disabled! Snake Eyes! LEO.H3 prepares Ambush! Regenerative Overrun! Disabled! Nugget calls for help...There is no response! Nugget calls for help...2 Manburglars deliver! Nugget calls for help...There is no response! Nugget calls for help...There is no response! 3. Vatman Jones  Vatman's Endosymbiotic Brood removes 1 Burn! Vatman loses 1 HP to mimic Hiver! >CS-Medical spends 1 Med Unit to restore 1 HP! >Vatman receives 1 Infest! Vatman Crafts [Rook Wrectumix]>(Biological Sample)<[Dangerous Appliance]...Failure! >Bad Gas! Vatman loses 1 Air!  Challenge Complete posted:Funhaving Engine: Craft together the Rook Wrectumix and the Dangerous Appliance 5. Opal Dang-Cobra  Scanning... ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ LEO.CORE ■ Instability in Alpha Core-Array detected ■ Improper Shutdown will result in Resonance Cascade ■ BounderHUD loaded with Safe Distance protocols ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Scan complete. >Opal's Bounder is immune to LEO.TerminalDetonation! >Bad Gas! Opal receives 1 Poison! Challenge Complete posted:LEO-logy: Scan a LEO feature that hasn't been scanned before. 10. B.A. Elsewhere  SWAP posted:BAE gives 1 Power Cell to Talcum. BAE Sabotages Ravaging Bite! >Bad Gas! BAE receives 1 Poison! 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem  SWAP posted:BAE gives 1 Power Cell to Talcum. Talcum Sabotages Regenerative Overrun! >Bad Gas! Talcum receives 1 Poison! 14. Shines-in-Heaven  Shines is Fully Disabled! Greaser is Pulled NE! 15. Lonán Murder-Birb  SWAP posted:BAE gives 1 Power Cell to Talcum. Lonan Sabotages Lightning Strike! C-Companion! Lonan Sabotages Neurotoxic Flechettes! >Bad Gas! Lonan receives 1 Poison!  Aberrant Pulse One of Vatman's Infest Tokens is D-transmuted into 1 Warp! Evacuation Air has been evacuated from the hex! >Opal's rig protects her! >BAE suffocates, taking 2 damage! >Talcum suffocates, taking 2 damage! >Shines suffocates, taking 2 damage! >Lonan suffocates, taking 2 damage! >Nugget 1 suffocates and expires! >Nugget 2 suffocates and expires! >Nugget 3 suffocates and expires! >Nugget 4 suffocates and expires! >Ribbon Skate is adapted to vacuum! >Manburglar 1 suffocates, taking 2 damage! >Manburglar 2 suffocates, taking 2 damage! >Slider 1 is adapted to vacuum! >Slider 2 is adapted to vacuum! Grease Trap Shines is stuck in a Grease Trap! >Shines is already suffocating! Lonan is stuck in a Grease Trap! >Lonan resists! Flame Broiled Shines receives 1 Burn! Leaky Sphincters Airless hexes expand! Shines's hex is being evacuated! Lonan's hex is being evacuated! Peristalsis The local tissue bucks and heaves! >BAE resists! >Talcum resists! >Lonan is dislodged and hits the ground hard! >Lonan is Pushed SE!  Peristaltic Wave The meateor's fleshy walls undulate... >Vatman resists! >Opal resists! >BAE resists! >Talcum resists! >Shines resists! >Lonan resists! Wrecktal Wrecycling Vatman's Damme-Nier Unit accumulates 1 Stock! Vatman is over Cyber Threshold! >Vatman's attacks are downscaled! >Vatman may not increase/restore Max HP or Move! >Vatman will pay an extra 30L for Extraction! Meateor Integrity Failure Immanent! Leaky Sphincters: Sphincter hexes are now airless, and will expand over time. Peristaltic Wave: All Wreckers suffer a 1d4/Push 1 in HAZ. Bad Gas: All Wreckers lose 1 Air Unit per hex moved, attack made, or ACT done. Wreckers without an Air Unit gain 1 Poison Token. Digestive Enzymes: Wreckers that do not move during MOV suffer 1 Burn Token. Flame Broiled: Grease hexes inflict 1 Burn on HAZ. Dead Wreckoning in 2 Rounds! Sponsors-Only Map 
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 Rook Engineered Organisms This is Rook. ... We ... Wrecker [Vatman] We are (Not displeased exactly) Perhaps CONCeRNED ... Take better care of this one. Send a Wrecktumix to Vatman on SHOTDrone (45 Luxe) Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jan 29, 2021 |
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HP: 2/6 MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 5. Scrap: 7 Luxe: 44 Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 2 Power. Tokens: 14 Infest, 3 Rad, 5 Poison. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Cyber (2/2) Mutations (4/4) Eyegear (Lvl1 Cyber): Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled. Heuristic Precognizer (Lvl1 Cyber): Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Nuclear Arms (Lvl2 Mutation): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. Worm that Walks (Integrated B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Does not count towards aug threshold. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Exo-Propolis (B-Vo): Consume 2 Scrap as an ACT to repair a Map Feature or restore 2 HP to a synth unit, or during a Craft as a Lvl 1 Crafting Component. Waggle Dance (B-Vo): Spend X Infest Tokens as an ACT. Succeed on a 1d6 roll (+1 per Token spent beyond first) to locate a unit (including Wreckers) or an unrevealed, unobstructed Map Feature. On an outcome of 6 or greater, a beneficial consumable is also discovered. Fumig8R: Loaded. ENC: Spend X Air to perform indiscriminate 1d8/AoE X-Infest. Stubbornly the swarm clings to life, a patch adhering like mold around the planted drill, discoloring a fresh cavity in Leo's torso. The collective no longer resembles a humanoid. The majority of its drones tumble through space, glittering with coats of ice. Location: 201 Orders: Cling
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Lónan goes wide-eyed as her C-Companion auto-orders a selection of experimental DTOX-drones. "Woah woah woah! Belay that order! Stahp! Cancel! Disorder! Nowant kaythanks!"
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 Rook spends 45L (20REG, 25VJ) for SHOTdrone Delivery of Rook Wrecktumix. Vatman's SHOTdrone destroys Nugget! Vatman receives Rook Wrecktumix! GroGutz is converted to 1 Scrap!  Concordant spends 31L for SHOTdrone Delivery of Hardlight Decoy. Lonan's SHOTdrone cannot harm Meaty Slider! Lonan receives Hardlight Decoy! Concordant spends 38L for SHOTdrone Delivery of [X]Motile Biocover. Lonan's SHOTdrone cannot harm Meaty Slider! Lonan receives [X]MBC...[X]MBC is unruly!  pre:ACCOUNTS 3. Vatman Jones 48 5. Opal Dang-Cobra 135 10. B.A. Elsewhere 20 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem 40 14. Shines-in-Heaven 28 15. Lonán Murder-Birb 77 Concordant presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:Opal Dang-Cobra: 14 Kills (Bounty: 140L) Sponsor Stipend posted:Rook +10 pre:RookEngOrg 10 Wrecktumix X:Vatman Pertinax AmmoFab 50 DPM Charon X:S-I-H Gu$tav 7 Sponsor Challenges posted:RookEngOrg Wreckers, get Moving!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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Sponsor Luxe: 5 -> 0 Sponsor Holdings: 1 Gamma Crate (double check for SPO?) In a dark corner office of Cosmiq Pharmaware's headquarters, the novelty-sized ice cube floating in the center of Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr.'s crystal tumbler tinkled against the glass' walls as he brought the amber liquid to his lips. It burned like fire, tasted like woodsmoke, and made one think that they were communing with the cowboy spirits of the wild west. The frontiersman's memory drawn from the liquor's flavor profile was was actually a special promotional parameter coded into the Cosmiq Personal Wellness Network's Tastease™ service, that worked with this specific brand of whiskey. Apparently, the better the booze you bought, the more you could smell the bacon cooking over the campfire. Savoring his swigs a little longer than usual, Dr. Wiley could definitely taste the bacon being burned as he rounded on the person he was on a comms call with. "Uh-unh. Nah-ah. Use your words, Goardwyn. If you're so upset about Theo's disqualification, then why don't you take it up with Wrecking Crew LTD themselves? I'm sure they could arrange a meet-and-greet for you with any of the Zodiac pilots that survive..." Dr. Wiley only waited long enough to hear the other person on the line balking at this proposal. "I'm telling you: who goes and who stays is completely out of my hands. My console's locked until a death or D.Q., remember? For crying out loud-" The voice on the other end of the line became flustered and irate, and Dr. Wiley attempted to placate them. "Yes! I made the same bets that you did, back then, I'm just not as broken up about the results as I could be. Look - we use the same bookie, Goardie, so don't go doing anything brash... (not right away at least)!" Dr. Wiley pushed aside his scribbling of a skull and crossbones on his console's memo pad and resumed listening to the man on the comms line ranting. While he listened, he finished formatting another challenge for Wrecking Crew's review. COSMIQ Survival Challenge (2/2): (Buying a new Challenge Slot for 5L!) New! > The Rotten Egg: Begin ENC phase of Round 28 in a different hex as LEO (Vatman Jones ineligible). > The Lion's Share: Remain as the last Wrecker Mantled on LEO. If LEO is defeated, all Wreckers still considered Mantled share this prize.
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HP: 3/3 MV: 2 DR: 4 | RIG DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 0 Luxe: 77 Belt: 0 Air, 3 Med, 2 Power. Tokens Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos LVL2: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. May use Heavy Weapons without penalty. Items: Weapons: Friends: Released: In hex: 303 - [in casket]"Now now, be a good box and wait here for mommy. Where am I going? Nowhere, I'm staying put. You just... need to stay over there for a bit. For reasons. Forever. Go on, choo!" FreeUponDelivery: Release Tricknick Casket MOV: AIM. Li'l Assister Helps! Swedish Thaumocracy fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Feb 1, 2021 |
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WRECKER 3: Vatman Jones(Stock: 1)(manburglar)(veilrender) HP: 6/6 Move: 3 Scrap: 18 Luxe: 048 DR: 2 PURPLE HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 1 Med // 3 Power // 1 Air Mutation [5/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) // Sebaceous Mist (LVL1) (TN to be hit increases by 1 while Retreating or taking Cover; gain Vulnerable (Burn)) // PrisMantle (LVL1) (Subject is treated as having purple armor if they possess any Warp, and is treated as a convert by Hiver units if they possess any Infest; subject gains no benefit from HAZ DR of any kind.) // Chiral Perversion (LVL1) (Gain a melee attack mode – 1d4/1 Max HP; on a roll of a 1 on this attack, the user loses 1 Max HP instead.) HAZARD TOKENS MINIONS (1/1 HP)(1/1 HP, )With one final nod and a newfound sense of constipation, Vatman continued his slow journey. MOV: Move as thus: 126 -> 125
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