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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Your job in five words or less
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nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Proprietary software; babysitting user service.

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rap music
Mar 11, 2006

 not in employment, education, training

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

 Solder all night

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a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


 Dodge COVID erry day

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I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

 I take what's mine.

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meriruka
Apr 13, 2007

 Suffering fools for inadequate pay

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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Once again I am freeeeeeee!!!!!!



(To starve under an overpass)

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Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.
loving BULLSHIT

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GaiaFag
Jun 20, 2007
KING OF THE FURRIES (AUTOPILOT ON BITCH)
Help people change their passwords.

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Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.


 wrangle daemons, troubleshoot automation
Linux sysadmin

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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Manage people, get paid poo poo.

project engineering

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
china excel email suicidal ideation

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Manage people, get paid poo poo.

project engineering

what do you get paid? I took a project management course when I was on unemployment cuz the state paid for it but I never did anything with it

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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Keeping my Teams status active

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Goldie The Mack
Nov 25, 2005

Go on and stick yo' seff
I keep the tubes working.

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Goldie The Mack
Nov 25, 2005

Go on and stick yo' seff

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Keeping my Teams status active

Just set it to Away all the time. Then nobody knows if you're there or not.

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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





 Digital opiate designer for children

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Goldie The Mack posted:

Just set it to Away all the time. Then nobody knows if you're there or not.
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

 Learning business, making money.

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frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup
watch cat videos, collect paycheck

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

 No. NO. Send a ticket.

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

 trash whore for cash more

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CaligulaKangaroo
Jul 26, 2012

MAY YOUR HALLOWEEN BE AS STUPID AS MY LIFE IS
Wrangle LARPers. That’s kinda it.

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

 Confused, network technician? Read this!

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Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar
Teach kids stuff and tired

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Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

 refund soon? no, wait longer

IRS call center rep

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

 make wealthy people more money

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hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
 Extensive amounts of mice loving

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Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.

Beobeobeo posted:

Extensive amounts of mice loving

Buddy...

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hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005

Azathoth Prime posted:

Buddy...

(I breed mice for Parkinson's research)

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