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vanisher


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vanisher


https://www.cheetos.com/products/ch...eese-flamin-hot
"This creamy, bold mac with the heat of Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos® will hit the spot with each and every bite"

Which spot exactly is this product supposed hit.

Is the Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos® biting?



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I believe it is supposed to hit the same spot from which eldritch other dimensional horrors will one day emerge to wreak havoc on the universe as we know it.

vanisher


upon entering hell Chester the Cheetah greets me, his mouth agape, ready to devour my soul like a delicious spicy spoon full of Cheetos® brand Flamin' Hot Mac 'n Cheese.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

Luvcow



*a grizzled looking 50ish year old man wearing an authentic 80s era tony hawk hat turned sideways and a fluorescent green t-shirt with its sleeves cut off places his fresh bowl of Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos® onto a dirty and cluttered coffee table. he takes a large spoonful and grimaces as he slowly chews it. behind him an old woman appears from offscreen carrying a full laundry basket. she passes behind him and starts climbing up a stairway as the man swallows and begins to cry*

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Contemplating just how many Macs and Cheeses were drained of their lifeblood to stain the twisted "pasta" of this demonic concoction. . .

vanisher


okay but does chesters dick look like the tail in this picture. is that his dick curling up?



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

Khanstant


ill try anything twice, give me a two pack

Khanstant


oh wow, twofer coupon! give me 3 garcon!

Luvcow



vanisher posted:

okay but does chesters dick look like the tail in this picture. is that his dick curling up?

i mean, yeah.. i always pictured it that way in my head

Luvcow



*chester squatting in a large litter box, sunglasses still on, as an audible stream of piss can bee heard hitting the sand*

City of Glompton




naw girl i'm on that Cheetos Mac 'n Cheese Flamin' Hot diet




thank you vanisher for the sig!

google THIS


I've looked at the ingredients of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and there are no hot peppers or anything, which begs the question of what is causing the burn

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

google THIS posted:

I've looked at the ingredients of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and there are no hot peppers or anything, which begs the question of what is causing the burn

There are some questions that really shouldn't be asked.

vanisher


Luvcow posted:

*chester squatting in a large litter box, sunglasses still on, as an audible stream of piss can bee heard hitting the sand*

A groan of pain followed by elation

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Evokes the nostlagic flavor of flamin hot mac n cheese, just like mom used to make. Throw another ghost pepper in the ez mac, I'd always say.

vanisher


Man I'd love some mac n cheese

(monkey paw curls a finger)

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



vanisher posted:

Man I'd love some mac n cheese

(monkey paw curls a finger)

Hey wait i didn't say "i wish"

*Monkeys paw gets extra spiteful and adds the flaming hot qualifier*

Khanstant


google THIS posted:

I've looked at the ingredients of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and there are no hot peppers or anything, which begs the question of what is causing the burn

probably just some kind of pepper powder hidden under the "natural flavors"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



City of Glompton posted:

naw girl i'm on that Cheetos Mac 'n Cheese Flamin' Hot diet

Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out

City of Glompton posted:

naw girl i'm on that Cheetos Mac 'n Cheese Flamin' Hot diet

google THIS


Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos® Mac'n'Cheese: The sworn enemy of your digestive tract from tip to tail

idiotsavant

i don't care!
chesters flamin hot cat piss cheetos

Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


idiotsavant posted:

chesters flamin hot cat piss cheetos

Was smokin on some of dis last nite


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

nut


"are you just gonna live like a king or are you going to eat like a king" i say into the mirror but its hard for even me to hear it past all the sobs and snot pouring out

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

nut


nut posted:

"are you just gonna live like a king or are you going to eat like a king" i say into the mirror but its hard for even me to hear it past all the sobs and snot pouring out

I hold the bowl of mac and cheese close to the mirror, a small oval of steam condenses. I write "HELP ME" in the mist

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

vanisher


Going to document buying it, cooking it, and eating it for the thread

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



vanisher posted:

Going to document buying it, cooking it, and eating it for the thread

more falafel please

forums poster


granted I love ruining the only body I'll ever have with sodium but I would 100% eat this



sig by prof. crocodile!

vanisher




Demand is too high is there a black market for this

nut


vanisher posted:



Demand is too high is there a black market for this

u could try contacting monsanto directly

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

City of Glompton




nut posted:

u could try contacting monsanto the devil directly

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
I'm gonna say something controversial

I don't like flaming hot Cheetos

There, I said it

nut


Chewbecca posted:

I'm gonna say something controversial

I don't like flaming hot Cheetos

There, I said it

this is what we in the medical field call vegemite poisoning

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

vanisher


For 98c I get pasta AND cheese* sauce**?



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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

nut posted:

this is what we in the medical field call vegemite poisoning

It's true, oh god it's all true. I can't eat anything without a half inch thick layer of that salty yeasty goodness on it someone help me




sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

*head of the FBI giving a press conference about cheetos mac n cheese flamin' hot being responsible for a national case of something called "the ring of fire" while inside a room full of TVs chester cheetah cackles muttering "dangerously cheesy" under his breath*




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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

That's really cool OP



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cda

chester cheetah ODed in 2014, thats just a hologram


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