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Jul 25, 2007

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cm punk coming back would be the dumbest loving poo poo

hey i know i got hot complaining about all these things that havent been resolved in any way, but now I'M the part timer who gets to main event wrestlemania so it's ok

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Jul 25, 2007

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aces & 5'8s doesnt have a balaclava that'll fit babatunde

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Jul 25, 2007

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fuckin nice

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Jul 25, 2007

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Reality Protester posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1301627761715490817

Trump is going to get this fella killed by not @ing Vince

SAVE_US.DANA

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Jul 25, 2007

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Someone with 16k subscribers on twitch is big enough that they are making quite a few times what they would be making just off subscriptions. Unless Paige's channel has incredibly incompetent management she is pulling in at least a couple million a year off twitch, at that size.

16k subscribers seems impossible for someone who has that few followers, enough that I'd question her honesty, but whatever idc

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Jul 25, 2007

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90% of her subs being gifted subs makes me question the legitimacy of her data even more. Noted shithead Ronnie Radke has the same thing, but it isn't normal.

Though that does in fact explain how she has so many subs despite having so few followers.

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Jul 25, 2007

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KungFu Grip posted:

Stokely Hathaway and Karen Q are on twitch right now with Big E so Talent doesn't seem to be intimidated.

Twitch accounts can also get Bits or whatever which can rack up to a generous amount

subs, bits, donos (this is the largest part), merch, sponsors, exclusives, and when your channel gets to be that size platforms start offering you money to stay on that platform, which is why ronda rousey streams on facebook

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Jul 25, 2007

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oldpainless posted:

Vince: hey pal, how’s 10% of your cameo revenue sound as a perk for signing another 5 years?

PTEWWW

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Jul 25, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

  • The Hurt Business defeated Apollo Crews, Ricochet and Cedric Alexander in a six-man tag when Alexander turned on his teammates.
  • The Street Profits defeated Andrade and Angel Garza after Garza walked out on the match.
  • Smackdown Tag Champions Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura challenged Raw Tag Team Champions The Street Profits to a champions vs champions match.... next week, and not on the Clash of Champions PPV in 3 weeks.
  • 24/7 Champion R-Truth escaped Tozawa and his Parking Lot Ninjas at a fake restaurant ambush.

Slowed-down autotune voice: V I N C E R U S S O

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Jul 25, 2007

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

Maybe they'll shoot all the nonces live on TV

can't imagine the kind of permit you'd need to have that many bullets in the UK

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Jul 25, 2007

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:




look at this dude

actual-size Adam Cole sold separately

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Jul 25, 2007

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Eat My Fuc posted:

To be fair all 400 are destroying our earth and should abdicate their stolen wealth to the workers of the world

Perhaps the same could be said of all McMahons

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Jul 25, 2007

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a Cameo effectively is a low budget movie, WWE Films got jealous that it could actually turn a profit

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Jul 25, 2007

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RealFoxy posted:

How hard could it have been to book a show with legitimately, like 15 of the best pro wrestlers from the past 8 years? AEW had higher peaks (Jericho, Omega, Riho, Bucks, Mox) but the average level of talent when NXT and AEW went head to head, NXT was way ahead.

I've never seen AEW's tv show but I'm having a lot of difficulty believing they have workers worse than Dexter Lumis

like a lot

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Jul 25, 2007

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Reality Protester posted:

does anyone have the clip of Mike Tenay screaming that TNA has listened to the fans and is moving back to thursday nights after getting washed in the 2010 monday night war

I believe this is what Tenay was announcing when he did what became the famous TNA high five gif

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Jul 25, 2007

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I'd high five too at that match

Probably not in 2020 though

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Jul 25, 2007

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bartok posted:

Throwing it out there that Impact is more enjoyable than NXT

The Tuesday night war is heating up!

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Jul 25, 2007

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shiksa posted:

this is wwe-related i guess since nee shane strickland is signed there but i cut out the design of this shirt of his that i love and made it into a denim jacket back patch last night, in case anyone in my general vicinity wasnt aware i was a huge nerd yet



every single thing about this picture is fuckin mega-cool, good work

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Jul 25, 2007

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Jeff is absolutely signing with any promotion that takes his music seriously, it's why TNA had Peroxwhy?gen all over it for a couple years

~~another me is what there will never be~~

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Jul 25, 2007

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if you want poetry/music so loving weird and out there that it actually kicks rear end the correct answer is Gordon Downie

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Jul 25, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

Raw opened tonight with Michael Cole casually mentioning the Gold Rush is in two weeks.

Does anybody know what the gently caress the Gold Rush is?

they found a big deposit of new championship belts in the dumpster

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Jul 25, 2007

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Chris James 2 posted:

Raw

8PM 1.812mil
9PM 1.734mil
10PM 1.521mil

raw: not actually in very many faces

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Jul 25, 2007

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Insertnamehere31 posted:

My first thought was they must be desperately counter programming something, but I can’t think what that might be. Plus this’ll make it tougher for them to counter program full gear since that’s only a month later.

I wouldn’t put it past them to completely kill takeovers by running them monthly.

"The same thing we do every night, Roddy. TRY TO TAKEOVER THE WWE UNIVERSE"

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Jul 25, 2007

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if this is the way they treat him while he's happy to be here I'm not sure how the gently caress they gonna treat him once they realize he's not gonna sign

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Jul 25, 2007

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"It's such good poo poo," bellows Wolfgang Puck while Gordon Ramsay and Guy Fieri make the same medium-rare beef wellington on Hollywood cable access television, two shows a week, forever

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Jul 25, 2007

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For his own safety I also would not let Joe wrestle and if that's gonna be the thing that makes him walk, so be it imo

Feuded with Kurt Angle so many times he became Kurt Angle

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Jul 25, 2007

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if joe ends up in njpw facing the big bois allow me to suggest the thread title Beef in a China Shop

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Spiderdrake posted:

I'm so hesitant to think anyone is actually broken after I scoffed at Dustin getting signed to AEW and immediately puts on an awesome match THEN a loving year after that he still puts on a loving banger with Brodie Lee in sweltering Florida heat.

DDPYoga is very good. It's why Jericho is still around, too.

Could DDP's dark necromancy powers revive Samoa Joe and allow him to put on absolute bangers? Yeah probably

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Jul 25, 2007

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We were already calling them Aces & 5'8s, the dumb names kind of seals the deal irrevocably

Titty Bar is a better name than Director of Chaos, unfortunately Slapjack isn't

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Jul 25, 2007

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Enjoy your name while it lasts, Slapjack

Two months from now Vince will decide your name is just Slap now

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ugh

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Rarity posted:

Imagine being Mercedes Martinez, widely regarded as one of the best female wrestlers in America after 15 years of grinding the indies while being rejected by the only major company in the West (quite possibly because you're LGBTQ+) and you finally got your shot with them which you turn down a role in the big upstart company for and after a year of slumming it in the development brand to learn where the hardcam is you get called up for your big main roster shot and then it turns out your gimmick is the world's shittest leftist terrorist unit with a mask that falls off and a dumbass name like Railspike. What an absolute pisstake.

You could write this sort of paragraph about a disturbingly large portion of the wrestlers in the company, and some of those paragraphs would be much longer and sadder. Claudio. Generico. Danielson. PAC. Devitt. KENTA. Kushida!

The roster is and has been for a very long time absolutely jam-packed with mega-talent, but Steakwrap Supreme couldn't figure out what to do with them if his empire depended on it. Someday I hope it does.

edit I forgot Ricochet, because of course I did

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Jul 25, 2007

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Next week, when that number is lower, I hope Alvarez refers to it as "lowering T-Bar"

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Jul 25, 2007

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the other two!

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Blaise330 posted:

In a month or so, will Retribution be wearing red shirts, blue shirts, or yellow shirts?

whatever color they shirts, john wont wear it

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Jul 25, 2007

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Blaise330 posted:

What's this!? The Wendy's Twitter Guy has joined Retribution!?

wwe: roast me
wendy's twitter: get one of your 51 viewers to roast you

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Jul 25, 2007

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RealFoxy posted:

NY42069 for 2020

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Jul 25, 2007

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well you know the old saying, the real winner in a gold rush is the guy who sells the shovels

wwe knows a lot about shovels

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Jul 25, 2007

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Hirez posted:

with Samoa Joe as ref, taking place at the Samoan Summitdome

must be monday

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Jul 25, 2007

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Retribution getting covid is all the evidence Vince needs to expose the sham and prove once and for all that masks dont work

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