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HugeGrossBurrito posted:my ruth bader ginsburg funko pop has seen some poo poo ruth masturbator ginsburg
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Just googled Iron-Man Funko Pop and there's probably over 20 different versions. There's even versions of Conan O'Brien and Geoffrey from Toys R Us wearing the drat armour. I pitty the fools who have become addicted to the pieces of poo poo and desperately try to collect them all. Lol! 
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Sep 10, 2020 03:21
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TheAardvark posted:wtf?
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Sep 10, 2020 03:22
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kntfkr posted:It's really weird how mad that post makes me. Not only does this guy register a Reddit account but he buys Disney's Marvel's Funko Pops and looks at them during his only time having sex. I can't fathom it. Like what kind of piece of poo poo parents did he have? The Reason by The Hoobastanks is his favorite classic rock song. He has a Deadpool baseball cap and his favorite video game is Fort Nite. He does not smoke blunts. I hate him. I hate everything about him. Well for one corporal punishment is child abuse - Hopefully they're not lashing him because of the gross immorality inherent in physically attacking your children. For two: If that person is, as you say, a loser then one good explanation for that could be that his parent's violent outbursts damaged his self esteem to the point that he no longer feels he able to fully participate in society. Lastly of all: You double space your posts yet feel confident enough to attack this young man that just had sex?
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Sep 10, 2020 03:23
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Well for one corporal punishment is child abuse - Hopefully they're not lashing him because of the gross immorality inherent in physically attacking your children. For two: If that person is, as you say, a loser then one good explanation for that could be that his parent's violent outbursts damaged his self esteem to the point that he no longer feels he able to fully participate in society. Lastly of all: You double space your posts yet feel confident enough to attack this young man that just had sex? Yes.
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Sep 10, 2020 03:38
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double spacing your posts is a DEFINITE virgin maneuver
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Sep 10, 2020 04:10
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Lodin posted:Lol! Once you collect all the funko pops the funko company sends you the funko trophy boy. the man shrieks in terror as funko trophy boy swallows his soul. he is funko now
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Sep 10, 2020 04:20
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Big Beef City posted:Hey this is a honey pot for a variety of reasons. this is one of the worst posts i've ever seen worse than the original post that the OP copy and pasted from
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Sep 10, 2020 05:36
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Sep 10, 2020 07:11
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TheAardvark posted:double spacing your posts is a DEFINITE virgin maneuver Uh, they're called stanza breaks you dorks.
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Sep 10, 2020 07:26
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No but bin laden was killed on the same night so its easy to remember when it was.
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Sep 10, 2020 11:12
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food court bailiff posted:the real pro move is to include them in the lovemaking You don't take Pops out of their boxes, you loving casual.
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Sep 10, 2020 13:18
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Sunswipe posted:You don't take Pops out of their boxes, you loving casual. scrub! you must buy two pops! one to play with and one to watch you play.
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Sep 10, 2020 13:50
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just one Pop?? does anyone have an extra jar jar btw i dented it a bit when i was doin it with a lady 
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Sep 10, 2020 14:28
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I had a bottle of beer with Hitler on it and one with Stalin on it from maybe age fourteen until a couple of months ago when I finally threw them out. They were not present when I had sex the first time. I didn't dare to drink them and they smelled pretty bad if anyone's wondering.
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Sep 10, 2020 14:31
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Sep 10, 2020 15:12
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kntfkr posted:Uh, they're called Costanza breaks you dorks.
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Sep 10, 2020 15:14
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the only Pop when I lost my virginity was the sound when his cock finally breached my rear end in a top hat
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Sep 10, 2020 15:15
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Sep 10, 2020 16:05
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This concept definitely makes me feel better for having such a strong association with Smashing Pumpkins' "Spaceboy" being the song playing the first time I kissed someone Maybe if I had instead been staring at a Billy Corgan Funko Pop! that woman and I would be together today
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Sep 10, 2020 16:14
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Nice!
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Sep 10, 2020 16:22
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I was a pop virgin until I managed to fit the whole mint condition Pickle Rick up my bhole.
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Sep 10, 2020 17:39
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I can’t cum unless I’m looking into the cold dead eyes of a Funko Pop! at the exact moment of my release.
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Sep 10, 2020 18:09
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Stuffed Eeyore doll for me. And there was nobody in the room but me and Eeyore
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Sep 10, 2020 18:47
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Sleeveless posted:You can post just any old thing to a reddit and a bunch of gullible people will think it's real huh. have you checked out the funko fandom before there’s nothing credulity-straining here
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Sep 10, 2020 18:53
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This thread is good
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Sep 10, 2020 18:56
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:my ruth bader ginsburg funko pop has seen some poo poo My Darth Vader Ginsburg is currently seeing some poo poo. It's in my rear end, I mean.
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Sep 10, 2020 19:26
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TheAardvark posted:wtf? Lladro figures; I busted for the first time in front of figurine 6774 (Santa’s Magic Touch) 
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Sep 10, 2020 19:41
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:My Darth Vader Ginsburg is currently seeing some poo poo. It's in my rear end, I mean. I'm pretty sure that was a Greedo action figure.
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Sep 10, 2020 21:36
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The Walrus posted:just one Pop?? does anyone have an extra jar jar btw i dented it a bit when i was doin it with a lady My cans! My precious antique cans!
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Sep 10, 2020 21:51
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kntfkr posted:My cans! My precious antique cans! the only cans this loser's touching anytime soon, am i right ladies and gentlemen?
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Sep 10, 2020 22:07
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Reckon anyones every jerked off to a pop and if so which ones?
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Sep 11, 2020 17:48
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Chrs posted:Reckon anyones every jerked off to a pop and if so which ones? are you joking right now there's probably 4 people beating off to their funko pops at any given time
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Sep 11, 2020 17:50
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The Walrus posted:just one Pop?? does anyone have an extra jar jar btw i dented it a bit when i was doin it with a lady Wanna cash them cans in for $1.45
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Sep 11, 2020 17:53
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TheAardvark posted:are you joking right now Just lol if you haven’t had the pleasure of glazing a mint condition SDCC Headless Ned Stark.
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Sep 11, 2020 18:05
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i would hazard a guess that every single funko pop ever made has been beaten off to. thats right. look at this. someone has jerked off to this.  this guy? he's inspired dozens of loads  mint in box baby   hell even i've beaten off to this one 
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Sep 11, 2020 18:20
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Ok, that Guy Fieri one is kinda cool
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Sep 11, 2020 18:22
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Ok, that Guy Fieri one is kinda cool its because the sunglasses hide the soulless death stare intrinsic to funko pops
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Sep 11, 2020 18:26
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I’m too old for pops, but a Trigun action figure was definitely present.
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TheAardvark posted:
that would explain why guy fieri pop is drooling cum
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