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You've reached Aahhhnolds Pizza, If you want Pizza with Broccoli, maybe I will make you a pizza, maybe I will staple it to you
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Sep 24, 2020 04:50
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shadow puppet of a posted:Margaret's competes against its cross-river rival Cabin pizza who is famous for its... burnt mess baked on tinfoil? There is no way that centre crust isn't heavily undercooked gluten networks. That looks okay imho, maybe too much burnt around the edge but otherwise not the worst pizza
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Sep 24, 2020 04:52
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Sep 24, 2020 04:54
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this one is probably delicious but uhh
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Sep 24, 2020 04:57
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If that is sauce hollandaise this is legit the pizza I eat 90 percent of the time. Brócoli on pizza is good.
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Sep 24, 2020 04:59
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TheAardvark posted:this one is probably delicious but uhh Aside from the burnt pesto that looks like a really good pie. Bad photography but aparagus, artichoke hearts, ham, pesto, and roasted red pepper are all delicious.
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Sep 24, 2020 05:09
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Son of Rodney posted:If that is sauce hollandaise this is legit the pizza I eat 90 percent of the time. Brócoli on pizza is good. i have never seen a pizza with hollandaise in my life. is that common where you are?
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Sep 24, 2020 05:16
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This hurts my eyes
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Sep 24, 2020 05:25
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TheAardvark posted:i have never seen a pizza with hollandaise in my life. is that common where you are? Kinda, in north germany it's very common, in the rest of the country one in 3 pizza places will offer it. It's good but very, very fatty. Just like me.
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Sep 24, 2020 05:38
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shadow puppet of a posted:Pizza of Venice (of Los Angeles) is where megawealthy producers and entertainment executives take their children for their annual custody visit. The pies are specially formulated to prevent the child from experiencing enjoyment so they will not pipe up with obnoxious requests like a second visit in the same calendar year and the lack of cheese gives a faster bake time so the whole thing can be wrapped up in well under an hour and nominal mom or notional dad can get back to the important business of shouting down Scarlett Johanssen's latest contract demands. This is absolutely the shittiest pizza. I hate the super flat crusts, they're loving disgusting.
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Sep 24, 2020 05:55
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So, I may have committed a pizza crime. A local pizza place, Fired Pie, had an offer for Elote pizza. The pizza itself was really good, flavorful and was a nice thin pizza with good crunch/sauce/toppings balance. Now, the crime. Elote is Mexican grilled corn on the cob, topped with a variety of toppings depending on the vendor like cotija cheese, cilantro, Tajin if they're feeling fancy, lemon juice & chili if not. The results are below(Pizza is 1 day old so it looks worse than it was.)  
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Sep 24, 2020 05:56
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pseudorandom posted:While jarred garlic isn't great compared to fresh garlic, I'm appalled that you would imply it's bad to put garlic on a pizza. jarred garlic is great because it's the micronutrients of garlic with none of the socially repellant smell
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Sep 24, 2020 06:00
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I've heard people go on and on about black (fermented) garlic. Appearantly all the taste and nutrients without any of the odor.
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Sep 24, 2020 06:19
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completely different taste different much lighter but stil present odor not actually fermented, more like pyrolyzed expensive as poo poo to buy, annoying as poo poo to make
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Sep 24, 2020 06:36
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Son of Rodney posted:I've heard people go on and on about black (fermented) garlic. Appearantly all the taste and nutrients without any of the odor. You can make it in a rice cooker set to low over the course of a few weeks but id recommend putting it in the garage or near a window because it will fill your place with a crazy fermented garlicky smell thats pretty hard to ignore.
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Sep 24, 2020 07:02
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Aparecida de Goiânia Brazil's SUPER PIZZA pre-bake shots blow my mind. They do not feature any post-bake shots. I want to believe they are served this way on cooked crust and there is no proof they aren't
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Sep 24, 2020 08:02
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"Thank you for calling Chapa's Pizza Goiânia Brazil, how may I take your order?" "Yeah gimme a medium ham green pepper onion egg and chocolate." "Sir, are you asking for ham, green pepper onions and eggs with chocolate sauce, we can't do that, I don't think. At Chapa's we are a very traditional pizza place, it wont taste good. And we have our reputation to consider..." "No! Ham and Chocolate? Whadda you stupid or something? Half an half buddy, half an half!" 
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Sep 24, 2020 08:11
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Peru getting in on this first let me say this is a great advertising graphic job:   
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Sep 24, 2020 08:18
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shadow puppet of a posted:Aparecida de Goiânia Brazil's SUPER PIZZA pre-bake shots blow my mind. They do not feature any post-bake shots. I want to believe they are served this way on cooked crust and there is no proof they aren't Are those entrails? 
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Sep 24, 2020 11:58
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i can read the signs.... in the future, you will still be hungry
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Sep 24, 2020 13:41
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Something about this, I don't like!
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Sep 24, 2020 14:05
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https://twitter.com/berri_tea/status/1304396010773450757
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Sep 24, 2020 14:11
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Black olives and chopped peppers are hardly the worst pizza ever.
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Sep 24, 2020 14:18
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I love olives. Peppers are good too.. but they give me the agida  .
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Sep 24, 2020 15:39
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Corn on pizza is a bigger crime than bananas+peanuts
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Sep 24, 2020 16:20
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AHH F/UGH posted:Corn on pizza is a bigger crime than bananas+peanuts 
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Sep 24, 2020 17:04
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I think I said it on the last thread but in the Dominican Republic when I was in my mid teens, family went to a pizza place on the beach. We got a pizza with ham and corn, but it was a different kind of ham and cheese and it kinda tasted super good. Also a lot women on the beach sunbathing topless might've helped.
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Sep 24, 2020 17:11
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shadow puppet of a posted:At Margaret's Place in Calvert City KY you get pizza made Margaret's way (smothered) and weighed Margaret's way (either 5 pounder pizza or 8 pounder pizza) and they want you to know upfront they don't take checks for these pounds of pizza pie (so don't ask!). Isn’t that blurb at the bottom of the photo a version of the same one Doobie stole?
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Sep 24, 2020 17:57
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shadow puppet of a posted:
This probably is gonna be delicious if you like spanish deserts....probably
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Sep 24, 2020 18:09
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Son of Rodney posted:Sauerkraut doesn't belong in a pizza Sauerkraut belongs into the deepest trench of the ocean. 
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Sep 24, 2020 20:07
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AHH F/UGH posted:Corn on pizza is a bigger crime than bananas+peanuts In the last thread "loose corn" was a big indicator of weird pizza.
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Sep 24, 2020 20:32
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shadow puppet of a posted:At Margaret's Place in Calvert City KY you get pizza made Margaret's way (smothered) and weighed Margaret's way (either 5 pounder pizza or 8 pounder pizza) and they want you to know upfront they don't take checks for these pounds of pizza pie (so don't ask!). Im from the paducah area. never heard of Margaret's place but ill be sure to swing by Margaret's on the way to the drive in for this divine looking cum pie
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Sep 24, 2020 21:16
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One of my favorite pizzas is from a local Midwest chain—the Happy Joe Special, which is Canadian bacon and sauerkraut. It's delicious. I'd have them ship some to me but their rates are exorbitant. The worst pizza I've had lately is probably some Little Caesar's thing that I had ages ago while working in some office. That stuff was bad and made me feel wretched almost immediately. But boy, was that stuff tasty in high school...
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Sep 24, 2020 21:23
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all the same restaurant:   has to be a money laundering operation, surely
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Sep 24, 2020 23:10
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Maybe they're just extremely high or drunk or both?
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Sep 24, 2020 23:19
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:He is not a monster he is a victim of circumstance  The restaurant (1ª Opção Pizzaria) is in Sao Paulo, Brazil 
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Sep 24, 2020 23:22
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Maybe they're just extremely high or drunk or both? apparently they're actually scam artists, so these might be morally the worst pizza. this article is 10 years old and they're still doing this https://boston.cbslocal.com/2010/11/17/i-team-boston-pizza-store-scam/ quote:Our producer was told the pizza would cost $12.95 and that there would be a delivery charge. That amount would be determined by their computer and we were told we would be notified by the delivery person.
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Sep 24, 2020 23:24
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Insanely hosed up
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TheAardvark posted:apparently they're actually scam artists, so these might be morally the worst pizza. this article is 10 years old and they're still doing this nooneofconsequence fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Sep 24, 2020 |
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