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The judge throws the book at me for taking the last slice of pizza. 10 years in the slammer (the pog slammer)
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 19:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:57 |
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The police waiting for me outside the church after I mix up the departed's mistress and wife in my eulogy.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 21:57 |
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Upon taking 3 hits and passing the dutchie to the right hand side, a man and women dressed in sharp black suits with matching sunglasses materialize infront of you. "We just received a report of someone hitting a joint more than twice and starting the roto in the wrong direction. Do you know what the punishment for such a crime is?" Shocked and scared you shake your head "no" "You're coming with us where you will be put into a circle of heads who have been sentenced to smoking a quadra-blunt of bammer weed. By the time that quadra-blunt is a roach you will never again forget that you hit it two times and pass it to the left."
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 22:15 |
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Chewbecca posted:Men in dark suits with sunglasses and ear pieces monitoring all entrances to ensure people say thank you and do the little run when someone holds the door open for them
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 02:34 |