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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

yeah, the guy's been shorthand for greasy used car dealership types since the eighties.

i know, right?! loving hell.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

he literally felt up his daughter on live tv on the stage of the republican convention

His base is fine with this btw

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

the simpsons did a what-if episode where they joked about the "budget deficit we've inherited from president trump." in 2000.

there's a canadian science fiction author who consistently has president trump as a bit of worldbuilding to explain the downfall of the USA, in books going back to 1996.

everyone knew it was going to happen

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
anyone who has childlike faith in a businessman's--a developer no less--ability to govern well probably shouldn't be allowed to even use the stove by themselves.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I mean, he is running the government like a business, though. For his benefit.

Promises made, promises kept.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
the guy is sneering malice personified. there's no subtlety there, everything is right out in the open for you to see. somehow, 60 million americans looked at that and said "sounds good, how bout we hand him the reins for a bit?" everyone but everyone in his orbit gets hosed sooner or later and yet there never stops being a line of toadies waiting to get theirs

it's comical except for the whole untold human misery thing

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



tori rn

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

https://www.theonion.com/highly-informed-voter-has-spent-weeks-studying-trump-b-1845427651

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I love McDonalds

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
the pittsburgh of fast food restaurants

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Pittsburgh, PA, is the Pittsburg, CA of Pennsylvania.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
what about pittsburg, kansas?

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

President Beep posted:

what about pittsburg, kansas?

they have a few good chicken restaurants. i mean it's still kansas but you could do worse

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

President Beep posted:

the demographic that might piss me off the most are the idiots who voted for trump in 2016 but have been so appalled by his behavior over the last four years that they aren't voting for him this time.

motherfucker, anyone with a brain knew this is how it was gonna be.

double down on his greasy shits or don’t even play the game imo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
when someone says “this is the pits”, I mean it’s clear they mean it’s poo poo but didn’t realise it’s because they were referring to one of the many pitssburghs in america. it’s a stupid fuckin name how come there is more than 1

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
pretty sure his base just sincerely believes that being good at business means screwing other people over, because they either do it or want to do it themselves


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

His base is fine with this btw

his base are the ones jerking off hardest to those "hosed my :airquote: step-daughter :airquote:" pornos

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


echinopsis posted:

when someone says “this is the pits”, I mean it’s clear they mean it’s poo poo but didn’t realise it’s because they were referring to one of the many pitssburghs in america. it’s a stupid fuckin name how come there is more than 1

It's named after William Pitt

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

pretty sure his base just sincerely believes that being good at business means screwing other people over, because they either do it or want to do it themselves

Yeah, and the Dark Money episode on Netflix about him points out pretty succinctly that he's bankrupted himself more than once by screwing over business partners needlessly.

He got ran out of the casino business because he tried to gently caress over the mobbed up construction unions.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
"fuckin boomers" and generational warfare is a standard distraction from actual class politics

the reason it seems like all boomers suck is that the ones who didnt have enough money died

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
reminder that mark burnett, showrunner for The Apprentice, had a standing order with staff that, whenever they were shooting the boardroom scenes, ivanka was to be clothed only in tight dresses because it would keep trump in a good mood and easier for the crew to manage.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

bump_fn posted:

"fuckin boomers" and generational warfare is a standard distraction from actual class politics

the reason it seems like all boomers suck is that the ones who didnt have enough money died

:emptyquote:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

bump_fn posted:

"fuckin boomers" and generational warfare is a standard distraction from actual class politics

the reason it seems like all boomers suck is that the ones who didnt have enough money died
:hmmyes:

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

i think i may watch the lech vs lech debate spectacle this evening. is this self harm?

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
just read maura quint’s “recap” tomorrow, lol

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

i'm not sure i'll even be able to stand five minutes. whatever else obama was, he's a good speaker and i miss having articulate people like him or sanders discuss things

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i watched the first debate and im pretty sure it made me even dumber, if that was somehow possible. if i watch this one i may forget how to breathe

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i refuse to watch that garbage. I’ll read a little bit about it in the news.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

PokeJoe posted:

i watched the first debate and im pretty sure it made me even dumber, if that was somehow possible. if i watch this one i may forget how to breathe
The trick to breathing is to follow Trump's lead and use your neck muscles as support

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
maura quint is a comedy writer and her debate recaps are funny

don’t bother with the actual debates

here’s her recap of the VP debate

matti
Mar 31, 2019

"debates" are self harm

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i'm watching it because nothing matters and i'm trying to turn into the dude on the right here as a defense mechanism



specifically, i will watch it with a synthwave mix playing in the background, like this maybe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgCnYsDTiXU

matti
Mar 31, 2019

try buddhism its pretty great

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

i made it about 20 seconds into his reply, gently caress that. i'll read the comedian's recap tomorrow

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
hell yeah the synthwave makes it feel unreal

nothing matters because nothing is real

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Cold on a Cob posted:

hell yeah the synthwave makes it feel unreal

nothing matters because nothing is real

arent you canadian

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

fart simpson posted:

arent you canadian

yes

we're tied at the hip and it sucks

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I’m watching because Trump is going to have a conniption fit at some point.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

im not watching but if either of them have a stroke or something let me know

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

i just realized this debate is on my account's 10 year anniversary :toot:

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



fart simpson posted:

arent you canadian

I'm in the circular error probable for nukes hitting seattle lmao

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