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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


"Lol. Owned." I say, approaching the cashier wearing a full tux, except for no pants. They grumble, but are powerless to stop me.

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Getting kicked out of Walgreens not for being nude from the waist down, but for forgetting my mask

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Getting kicked out of Walgreens not for being nude from the waist down, but for forgetting my mask

Pants-the mask of the crotch

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Pants-the mask of the crotch

I am a vehement anti-pantser.

The Voice of Labor



pantless and shoeless protesting the exploitative nature of capitalism

"sir we won't serve you" they say

"you only serve your corporate masters" I reply

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


The Voice of Labor posted:

pantless and shoeless protesting the exploitative nature of capitalism

"sir we won't serve you" they say

"you only serve your corporate masters" I reply

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



The Voice of Labor posted:

pantless and shoeless protesting the exploitative nature of capitalism

"sir we won't serve you" they say

"you only serve your corporate masters" I reply

Don't thread on me

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

hello, i require a tuxedo sheaf for my fancy dong



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

nut



me in the desert with a sunburn holding my cellphone up into the sandstorm and sighing

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


The Voice of Labor posted:

pantless and shoeless protesting the exploitative nature of capitalism

"sir we won't serve you" they say

"you only serve your corporate masters" I reply

The struggle of the twerking class

FPzero

Game Over
Return of Mido



streaking through target's grocery aisles wearing gucci underwear and one sock

vanisher



Sir, I can't change this car's oil.

vanisher



AC technician throwing his hat on the ground and stomping off.

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Bum rushing the deli with a group of people wearing only pants to protest their No shirt, No shoes, No service policy

"Wake up sheeple!"


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

vanisher



Some army guy on the beach

Drill instructor: "you're out"

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Wearing shoes on my hands, pants and underwear on my head, and a shirt as pants. Let's see them try and kick me out now!

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



vanisher posted:

Some army guy on the beach

Drill instructor: "you're out"


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



nut posted:

me in the desert with a sunburn holding my cellphone up into the sandstorm and sighing

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


vanisher posted:

Some army guy on the beach

Drill instructor: "you're out"

frump truck
this is my text



at the zoo its no shirt no shoes no servals. which is NO good for me!! i dont own a shirt but i really want to see those funny little cats

Zurtilik

Biggest Idiot in Azeroth



No shirt
No shoes
And I still get service

Ahhhh!

Ass-penny



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The struggle of the twerking class

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Zurtilik posted:

No shirt
No shoes
And I still get service

Ahhhh!

No poo poo?

google THIS




No shirt actually

Zurtilik

Biggest Idiot in Azeroth



google THIS posted:

No shirt actually



GIF by nut.

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

i'm on the tits out diet



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Ass-penny



They can't check how you're dressed at the drive thru speaker.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



google THIS posted:

No shirt actually

No shirt, Shylock

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

if you prick me, do i not buy a scratcher?



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

FutonForensic



maitre d': *holding up a shirt and shoes* do you know what these are

me: no

maitre d': well done. enjoy your meal

me: you too gently caress

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



FutonForensic posted:

maitre d': *holding up a shirt and shoes* do you know what these are

me: no

maitre d': well done. enjoy your meal

me: you too gently caress

FactsAreUseless


The self-serve pants store works as advertised

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



know shirt, know shoes. know service.


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Macnult



FactsAreUseless posted:

The self-serve pants store works as advertised


sig by prof. crocodile

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN



*Getting kicked out of the gym for our "shirts vs. skins" pickup basketball game*

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Prof. Crocodile



aclu filing an injunction as this policy is very obviously targeted at the incredible hulk, who should enjoy the same constitutional rights as any other citizen of the US of A.


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

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