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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


The MMA event in which suburbanites dish out justice and punishment with their fists, feet, and possibly propane grills in a no-holds-barred fight to submission or death to settle disputes that the HOA just can't seem to put an end to!

Suplexing my neighbor through his municipal waste bin for building a fence that crossed my goddamn property line, Jerry!

Getting my face and head repeatedly slammed into my novelty train shaped mailbox by the director of the HOA as he yells at me for it "clearly being a violation of the bylaws" and "a loving eyesore".

SweetWillyRollbar fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Sep 24, 2020

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Macnult



we canít fight in school or weíll get suspended so meet me at the park at the end of my neighborhood at 7:00

donít tell anyone either because if the school finds out i think we might still get suspended


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Macnult



gently caress yeah, honey!! get Ďem with the Live Laugh Love!!


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FluffieDuckula



Itís finally come to this. Old man Jenkins versus the yuppy couple who just moved in and want to cut down a tree.

We all gathered in the cul de sac. Money was on yuppy dude. He had 50 pounds on the old codger. But then over the horizon there he came. Driving a golf cart, miniature poodle in the passenger seat, golf clubs in the back.

Dude didnít come to play.


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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Macnult posted:

gently caress yeah, honey!! get ‘em with the Live Laugh Love!!

FluffieDuckie posted:

It’s finally come to this. Old man Jenkins versus the yuppy couple who just moved in and want to cut down a tree.

We all gathered in the cul de sac. Money was on yuppy dude. He had 50 pounds on the old codger. But then over the horizon there he came. Driving a golf cart, miniature poodle in the passenger seat, golf clubs in the back.

Dude didn’t come to play.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Oh God! Mrs. Frazier just took a casserole tray full of greenbean casserole to the solar plexus! I guess that'll teach her to avoid bringing a non keto friendly dish to the potluck!

Tongues

But I think those are eyes...
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Weep
Hate

nut



me and my wife giving Deb the doomsday device right through the app stack (calimari-wings-lobster dip) and the table below it at Applebeeís. Standing over Debs crumpled body and pouring appletinis over my face asking the terrified waitress to gimme a hell yeah

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


nut posted:

me and my wife giving Deb the doomsday device right through the app stack (calimari-wings-lobster dip) and the table below it at Applebee’s. Standing over Debs crumpled body and pouring appletinis over my face asking the terrified waitress to gimme a hell yeah

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Macnult



my nextdoor neighbor ken and i are duking it out on our property line. cheryl, my wonderful wife, is charging at kenís wife karen with lawn flamingos in hand and placing more down than karen can handle. awesome hustle babe! god.. i love that woman. all i can hope for now is that our son max is kicking their sonís rear end at their lacrosse scrimmage

[cut to the lacrosse scrimmage]
max: why do our parents hate each other
kenís son: *sigh* i dunno man, i really donít
max: do you think weíll end up like that if we ever stop playing lacrosse


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