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The_Rob

musicals are garbage


Iím trying to smoke a blunt

oh monster energy drinks are 2 for 5? hell yeah dude.

ok have a good day.

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Macnult



if they didnít have grape swishers would you settle for whatever else they had behind the counter or would you go to another gas station


sig by prof. crocodile

The_Rob

musicals are garbage


Macnult posted:

if they didnít have grape swishers would you settle for whatever else they had behind the counter or would you go to another gas station

I could settle. grape is just the best tasting one

Ass-penny



The guy at the convenience store was flabbergasted I didn't want a second Red Bull when he told me I'd save some money.

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



No grape swishers? let me get a peach optimo, yeah and the 2 gatorades, and the bag of flamin hot limon cheetos


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


yo, gimmie a sixer of that steel reserve




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

The_Rob

musicals are garbage


magic cactus posted:

yo, gimmie a sixer of that steel reserve

drat


six???

I throw up and pass out at about 2 and a half

Sid Vicious



im going to need to see some ID, new policy gotta ask everyone

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



hereís my id

*grabs the peach optimo and a Gatorade, flips the bird and 1, 2 skidoos out the door*


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

The_Rob

musicals are garbage


Sid Vicious posted:

im going to need to see some ID, new policy gotta ask everyone

oh yeah dude for sure I left it in my car Iím just gonna take the booze to the car real quick and Iíll be back with the I.D.

nut



cashier: can I help you sir?

me: oh no thanks I am just admiring your glass pipe collection behind the zippos

cashier: sir itís been two hours

me: how do you think they get the colour swirls in there? like a marble

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


The_Rob posted:

drat


six???

I throw up and pass out at about 2 and a half

college was peak trashed for me, in many respects




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

i also find the california raisins sexually intimidating



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


swishing noise
*ding dong* Hello, I am here to swish your grapes

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Sid Vicious



I'm never babysitting in this neighborhood again

Khanstant



not even joking, found a wrapper for one of these today out back

vanisher



lemme grab one of those donut sleeves my man *finger guns*

(female clerk looks extremely uncomfortable)



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Woooooah! They make blue Pepsi now? Daaaaaaamn! I'll get me one of those and like...two chimichangas.

Dip Viscous



staring into the gas station knife display case, trying to decide between the knockoff swiss army knife with skulls printed on the blade and a rainbow karambit with a compass in the handle

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



*Guts the blunt out front and leaves the tobacco in a pile next to the trashcan*


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy




Evil Bob posted:

*Guts the blunt out front and leaves the tobacco in a pile next to the trashcan*

I've got a piece dude let's blaze



sigs by cool guys Zurtilikģ and Barking Geckoô

vanisher



Holding a 32 oz disposable coffee cup loaded with 6 pumps of creamer I eye the 6 different coffee flavors and strengths, eventually landing on JetFuel Black Blend



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



prepuce repurposed posted:

I've got a piece dude let's blaze

Yeah man meet me down at ferngully in 15 gotta wait for mormon, u know the spot


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

nut



*points at skull glass bong on shelf behind cash* and so I smoke water with it? hm

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Ass-penny



nut posted:

*points at skull glass bong on shelf behind cash* and so I smoke water with it? hm

Lmao

Yeah lemme get a look at that bo-
uhhhhhhh, I mean, water pipe?

more falafel please

forums poster




I asked the guy at the smoke shop what the best part of legalization has been and he said "being able to say these are bongs, for weed"



sig by prof. crocodile!

owlhawk911


every morning i wake up and crack open a swisher with my thumbs. its grape of course and right then and there i start filling it back up with the 420 drug, weed. i do every move and i do every move hard. sipping sweet tea when i lick it shut so it seals up good and never messing up technique. not many can say they roll classic blunts right out of a rap video. i can. i say it and i say it out loud everyday to people in my college class and all they do is prove people in college class can still be immature jerks. i've rolled thousands of blunts and i've learned how to make myself and my apartment less lonely by smoking em all. 69 blunts all of them grape swishers every morning



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


owlhawk911 posted:

every morning i wake up and crack open a swisher with my thumbs. its grape of course and right then and there i start filling it back up with the 420 drug, weed. i do every move and i do every move hard. sipping sweet tea when i lick it shut so it seals up good and never messing up technique. not many can say they roll classic blunts right out of a rap video. i can. i say it and i say it out loud everyday to people in my college class and all they do is prove people in college class can still be immature jerks. i've rolled thousands of blunts and i've learned how to make myself and my apartment less lonely by smoking em all. 69 blunts all of them grape swishers every morning

nut



dying from blood loss after a real bad paper cut cuz somebody used all the sutures in the first aid kit

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Prof. Crocodile



i am that one weird old guy buys phillie blunts and actually smokes them like cigars, as in without gutting them and filling them with weed, just straight up puffing on that phillie blunt tobacco cigar.

ama


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

The_Rob

musicals are garbage


I just bought the Nolan Batman trilogy on SD dvd at the 7/11

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



owlhawk911 posted:

the 420 drug, weed.


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

nut



ya hey is that little rascals poster for sale no no the yellower one behind it thatís cracked ya that one

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

barnold

...but i didnt finish




no grape swisher? what do you mean "state law"???? no more flavored wraps? what about a pineapple game? what the gently caress

Prof. Crocodile



barnold posted:

no grape swisher? what do you mean "state law"???? no more flavored wraps? what about a pineapple game? what the gently caress


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

barnold

...but i didnt finish




every day i drive to new hampshire with the windows down extremely angry, listening to limp bizkit the entire way, to buy grape swishes

greetz 2 chubbychecker for the fall siggy!!



"there is no spoone" - The Matricks

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owlhawk911


Prof. Crocodile posted:

i am that one weird old guy buys phillie blunts and actually smokes them like cigars, as in without gutting them and filling them with weed, just straight up puffing on that phillie blunt tobacco cigar.

ama

haha, what? you can do that?



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

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