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Big Beef City posted:oh. Achievement unlocked?
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You should sing the song "Glory Hole" by Steel Panther: for nudity and one instance of a transphobic slur https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc
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Sep 27, 2020 01:07
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Hot stuff comin’ through!   
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There’s a rest stop on I-65 between Chicago and Indianapolis, and the glory hole is in the wall of the first stall, right next to the urinals. So one guy is hidden in the stall, but everyone would be able to see the other guy. Whelp! That’s my story about traveling through Indiana.
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Sep 27, 2020 01:24
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Knot My President! fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Sep 27, 2020 |
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Sep 27, 2020 02:13
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I've been in some lovely, shady men's rooms but I've never seen a glory hole in the wild. Someone confirm that they exist plz tia edit; two posts up, holky gently caress
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LabyaMynora posted:There’s a rest stop on I-65 between Chicago and Indianapolis, and the glory hole is in the wall of the first stall, right next to the urinals. So one guy is hidden in the stall, but everyone would be able to see the other guy. Over the years, I've seen quite a few gloryholes in Midwestern rest stops. Must be a popular way to pass time as a truck driver.
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Sep 27, 2020 02:25
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I had assumed that was the whole reason for becoming a truck driver
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:We got you, fam! Thank you! This is going to change my life! I mean my friend's life!
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Sep 27, 2020 03:53
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There used to be one in one of the older buildings close to my office on campus before they remodeled it. Never saw a dong emerge from it though.
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Thank you! This is going to change my life! I mean my friend's life!  Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:
Come on! I have the song written, already! YOU CAN DO THIS! FOUR loving PAGES!!!!111ONE!!
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Sep 27, 2020 04:46
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I've been at a sex weirdos house where they had one installed, but like as a booth in a random room.
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Sep 27, 2020 04:48
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What if your penis length is shorter than the stall’s thickness?
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My gloryhole adjacent story is pretty mild. I was hanging a poo poo at Uni in the downstairs loos in the Student Union building. Just minding my business when someone slipped a piece of paper under the door of the stall. Written on the paper was "I have been watching you, and think you're cute. I will be in the first stall on the left." Because I was a prudish youngster, scared of my sexuality, I finished my poo poo, wiped and left pretty quickly. Not before noticing that the first stall on the left was indeed occupied. But this lead me to think, how does one politely refuse a gloryhole? For example, you are sitting down hanging a poo, when an unsolicited dick presents itself at you from the neighbouring stall. How does one say "No thanks, I'm busy" without hurting the other guy's feelings?
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Sep 27, 2020 04:56
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BrigadierSensible posted:My gloryhole adjacent story is pretty mild. Slap it. Boingoingoing. Like a door stop.
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LabyaMynora posted:There’s a rest stop on I-65 between Chicago and Indianapolis, and the glory hole is in the wall of the first stall, right next to the urinals. So one guy is hidden in the stall, but everyone would be able to see the other guy.
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Sep 27, 2020 05:30
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BrigadierSensible posted:I was hanging a poo poo at Uni in the downstairs loos in the Student Union building. What language is this? Middle-Earth??
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:What language is this? Middle-Earth?? Do you think Gandalf ever visited a glory hole? Or is that more of a Tom Bombadil thing?
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Coolness Averted posted:Do you think Gandalf ever visited a glory hole? Or is that more of a Tom Bombadil thing? Gandalf definitely thrust his staff into the depths of Moria iykwim.
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Sep 27, 2020 05:54
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Under the stall if the boots are yellow, Come get a tug from a merry fellow!
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Sep 27, 2020 05:54
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Coolness Averted posted:Do you think Gandalf ever visited a glory hole? Or is that more of a Tom Bombadil thing? "[Unzip your] Fly, you fools!"
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Sep 27, 2020 06:30
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Do you think cutting out the glory hole is a two person job as well
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:"[Unzip your] Fly, you fools!"
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Sep 27, 2020 07:32
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One time i was in a toilet just to poop and didn't want to suck anything so when a dick appeared i just hung my jacket from it and the guy still came. Some people are easy to please. I had to wash the jacket in the sink.
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Sep 27, 2020 07:52
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I was at a department store with a friend and suddenly had to poo poo. Found the bathroom which was tucked way off in the corner of the empty store. Department stores are stupid and I'm glad they're all gone. I saw a stall graffiti message about meeting in the bathroom for NSA fun and I was having a chuckle in between contractions. I grabbed my phone to take a picture of the message to send to my shopping friend, and then someone's feet darkened the doorway of my stall. Dude was just standing outside my stall while I'm drilling an awful poo poo hose into the toilet. I thought I was very obviously not interested in messing around with a stranger's penis but I guess he was getting mixed signals? Did he think I was just wildly ejaculating directly into the toilet? I guess the moans didn't help.
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The Fattest PI posted:I was at a department store with a friend and suddenly had to poo poo. Found the bathroom which was tucked way off in the corner of the empty store. Department stores are stupid and I'm glad they're all gone. I saw a stall graffiti message about meeting in the bathroom for NSA fun and I was having a chuckle in between contractions. I grabbed my phone to take a picture of the message to send to my shopping friend, and then someone's feet darkened the doorway of my stall. so how was his dick?
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Sep 27, 2020 08:30
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Surprisingly refreshing. Ever try that wintergreen skoal? I think he was packing dips in his foreskin.
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Sep 27, 2020 08:32
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the ol menthol dong, that's a sign of a real hole pro
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Dr. Quarex posted:"If you're referring to the incident with the Bad Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little tug and nothing more." The ring must be destroyed
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Sep 27, 2020 08:54
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Just cut a hole in a small sheet and then hang that sheet from the bill of your baseball cap and you’ll have your own glory hole wherever you go
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Just cut a hole in a small sheet and then hang that sheet from the bill of your baseball cap and you’ll have your own glory hole wherever you go A little creativity could turn this into the Halloween costume that everyone talks about for years to come.
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Someone beat you to it brothers
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:What language is this? Middle-Earth?? It is from a magical land where glory holes are placed into museums. Here is one such example. 
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Sep 27, 2020 09:56
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Weka posted:It is from a magical land where glory holes are placed into museums. Here is one such example. splinter dick, splinter dick guess who just got a splinter dick can he cum? listen bud he got jizz, mixed with blood look out, here comes the splinter dick
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Sep 27, 2020 10:05
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Coolness Averted posted:I've been at a sex weirdos house where they had one installed, but like as a booth in a random room. Why you hanging out at sex weirdos’ houses? What are you, some kind of sex weirdo?
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Sep 27, 2020 10:23
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I've only seen them in porn. There's this specific type of glory hole porn that they do in a parking lot with proto potties, and I always wonder how people find out about these. It always looks like theres guys who found out about it from craigslist or something.
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Sep 27, 2020 11:08
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Bum the Sad posted:what if there is no glory hole but you still want some mensroom action? dudes who are into that will do stuff under the partition if there's room. you cannot stop them.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I had assumed that was the whole reason for becoming a truck driver Papa was a rodeo, Mama was a rock'n'roll band I could play guitar and rope a steer before I learned to stand Home was anywhere with diesel gas, Love was a trucker's hand Never stuck around long enough for a one night stand
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