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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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back by popular demand the forums based cooking channel where today we will be making the famous french peasant food coq au vin. for those of you who are uncultured coq au vin translates to cock with wine



to follow along at home you're going to need the following

chicken thighs (the coq)
wine (the vin)
carrots
potato
onion
chicken broth
black pepper

you probably also want
butter
boullion

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Don't forget your meth

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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I'm using these aluminum baking tray things so first cut up your veg and put it in the pan
we're using a shitload of onion here today







[timg]https://i.imgur.com/GBNnPJU.jpg[/img]


Put all that stuff in your pan and then put in some gobs of butter and boullion and your black pepper

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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So it turns out I don't actually have any aluminum foil to actually cover this thing in the oven, by the way we're roasting it in the oven forget to mention that. you'll need an oven for this

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



All cooking actually involves math, the various levels of flour etc, ml, oz, it's all math

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



garlic from a jar is garbage good luck with your next thread

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
ASK ME ABOUT NOT TIPPING DELIVERY DRIVERS, OR ABOUT MY DIET OF CANNED BABY CORN AND CHICKEN NUGGETS

If you don't have any foil you'll need to go out and buy some.



So drive to the store and then after you've got all the stuff you can take it home and keep going.

While I was out I bought some yogurt too. this step is optional.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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Hell Yeah posted:

garlic from a jar is garbage good luck with your next thread

kind of but this dish doesn't involve subtlety so any flavor lost by using pre-cut garlic is a bit wasted

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





Hell Yeah posted:

garlic from a jar is garbage good luck with your next thread

This is true I regret my buying the costco sized one.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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Nestle your chicken thighs in, try to keep everything level and then pour in half a container of chicken broth and top the rest up with red wine. doing your best to get everything submerged



wrap that bad boy up and put it in the over at 400f for idk how long yet.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica


Its always weird how US people can live like total poo poo but have a nice car.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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A Grand Egg posted:

Its always weird how US people can live like total poo poo but have a nice car.

all the food packaging has french labelling. americans can't speak french

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




concerned about the blue clamato, maybe they do it different up north?

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:

concerned about the blue clamato, maybe they do it different up north?

my phone just screwed up and somehow took a picture without the R part of RBG. weird timing issue with the flash I think

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



Hell Yeah posted:

garlic from a jar is garbage good luck with your next thread

this but I hope your next thread is a failure too

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


question: why is your clamato blue

question ,2: do you think anyone else asked this in the posts I forgot to read

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



Yo brown that chicken.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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Fartington Butts posted:

Yo brown that chicken.

For the last 30 minutes I'll roast it without the covering. that always gives it a nice crisp on top for both the veg and chicken.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Where does the Clamato fit in here? I donít remember Julia Child using Clamato.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Needs more baby corn

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Where does the Clamato fit in here? I donít remember Julia Child using Clamato.

I'll be drinking a nice tall cup of clam and tomato juice during supper.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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I've just checked in my on my chicken and I think its going well. my oven is trash and definitely doesn't get as hot as its supposed to, so I've raised the temp to 415f and took off my top covering.

gonna let that reduce and crisp now for the next 25m

Bioshuffle
Feb 10, 2011

No good deed goes unpunished



Looking forward to finding out how this turns out. Is there an advantage to using a foil pan instead of a casserole dish?

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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Bioshuffle posted:

Looking forward to finding out how this turns out. Is there an advantage to using a foil pan instead of a casserole dish?

Not that I'm aware of.

Browning is starting

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006



did you get anything else at the store

seems wildly inefficient. foil and yogurt. not good for the environment buddy

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Derpies posted:

This is true I regret my buying the costco sized one.

?
what it's better than nothing I throw it in the last minute when I'm sauteing vegetables.

(Costco jar of chopped garlic)

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Spinz posted:

?
what it's better than nothing I throw it in the last minute when I'm sauteing vegetables.

(Costco jar of chopped garlic)

They taste different, not just diminished.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990

Grimey Drawer

I like to get prepeeled garlic but I donít care for the stuff in jars either. It just isnít as good IMO.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



"blue clamato" is a stunningly efficient horror story

you need to add muriatic acid, hydrogen chloride, and caustic soda to successfully cook meth, op. but make sure you get them in the right order.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


no lardons
no mushrooms

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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tastes great

Virgil Thatcher
Mar 3, 2008


so the clamato is blue and i havent gone colorblind

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


I canít believe people actually drink Clamato

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


when was the last time you sharpened that knife op

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
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the clam isn't actually blue you guys

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dENYJbN1z4

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


One of those bigass Clamato + Budweiser cheladas is actually kind of good the morning after you've spent all night drinking tequila with your Tios, don't knock it til you've tried it imo

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm convinced the OP bought the clamato and turned it blue so he'd have a ready to go distraction if his meal turned out bad.

But I'm glad it didn't OP enjoy your meal

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006



i'm sure it was lovely, but by god if it doesnt look disgusting

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