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Dennis is a very bad kid. I know it. I saw him harassing the elderly Mr. Wilson, and yet the man's wife coddles this troublesome child! Something must be done!

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I'm pretty sure he committed insurance fraud. But I don't have the evidence yet. I have forbidden my children from spending time with that troublemaker



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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I once witnessed him spitting on the flag. When he saw me he just grinned at me narrow eyed until I backed away. The experience left me shaken.

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Another time I witnessed this accursed child feeding the local dairy cows onions. I was behind him, well outside of his field of vision but he raised his middle finger to me without even looking back or stopping the onion feeding.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Dennis the Mediocre Child, dumped a whole bunch of nuclear waste onto his own lawn and died horribly, may God rest his soul.

RIP in peace

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Dennis posts online about attacking public figures through non lethal means.

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sk posted:

"dennis, what is best in life?"

to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of mr wilson

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The_Rob posted:

I’m calling his parents as we speak and telling them to send him to military school.

They say that all the time. Dennis recognizes it as nothing but a hollow threat by now.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Dennis the Mean-rear end, one serious hard cuss.

A real tough customer

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Dennis why did you do it, why did you wear Mr. Wilson down until we found his dead body in his study, with a single .45 round embedded in the rich mahogany of his window-frame directly behind his favorite reading chair? Why Dennis? Why did you do it to him?

"I don't like Mondays"



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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Chrs posted:

dennis the man rear end

:popeye:

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Dennis is wanted by the FBI in connection with the January 6th Storming of the Capitol. His picture is all over the news. Can he really be that hard to find?

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Dennis the Menace II Society

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Do you expect me to talk, Dennis?

No Mr. Wilson. I expect you to die!

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How Wonderful! posted:

who will rid me of this turbulent dennis

I ask myself this constantly. I'm at the end of my rope! I feel like I've exhausted all options!

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