ITT we are moles getting the inside dirt on SA for Vice Media

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*slowly, carefully opens his email*

*Snips thread he is in*

*Emails goatse and weird dick to his contact*

Whew. Hard days work.

# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:29

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:57

alnilam

pseudorandom posted:

Everyone appears to live in massive, heavily armed fortresses. They're constantly telling everyone about their multi-story residences with "stairs" and how they're "protected".

What are they so afraid of? What are they seeking protection from? Is it the travails of modern life, or something more sinister? In this essay,

# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:54

nut

buzzfeed top 360 item list of things we think tane could be

# ? Oct 18, 2020 13:28

Prof. Crocodile

meet me in loving, austria. in the 69th street parking garage. at 4:20.

# ? Oct 19, 2020 03:29

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Im am actual mole that lied on my resume to get the job and now I'm in way over my head. As usual.

# ? Oct 19, 2020 06:51

Escape From Noise

They keep talking about "forums gold". Clearly these extremists are stockpiling gold, believing it to be a recession proof asset, as do many other fringe survivalist groups.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 19, 2020 10:41

Escape From Noise

Chillingly, one subforum called BYOB (what this stands for appears to be a closely guarded secret) even has a thread for initiations, benignly titled "Welcome, Hello, and Chat", but warns that "lurkers MUST post!", meaning even casual readers are press ganged into service to the cause. Once outed, former lurkers are forced to reveal crimes they have committed, partially to show that they have proven themselves ready for future criminal enterprise in the service of the cause, but also so that their leaders or "Mods" and "IKs" have blackmail material to stop them from turning against them later.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 19, 2020 10:46

StupidSexyMothman

*takes drag of cigarette* so there's this subforum, called let's play. this cabal seems to be under mental conditioning, where someone says the words "let's play" and then the title of a video game, and then a user has to play the whole game and document their experience for the others to consume. sometimes they take a video recording, but some poor bastards....hundreds, no, thousands of pictures, each requiring a caption. it's madness. this one poster got called out for final fantasy seven and was trapped for literal years.

# ? Oct 19, 2020 15:50

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I wish that good online communities, like SA, made for more interesting news.

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 19, 2020 17:39

Escape From Noise

Operation: No nut November? [takes drag of cigarette] details are sketchy at the moment, but I'll try to dig up what I can. Be careful though. Mods are watching, and will ban us without hesitation if they catch wind [farts,smiles, then winks] of what we're doing. Lol

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Nov 1, 2020

# ? Nov 1, 2020 15:53

Khanstant

blaise rascal posted:

I wish that good online communities, like SA, made for more interesting news.

they posted the nuide spawn but judging from the mainstream media alone, you wouldve thought nothing ever changed

# ? Nov 1, 2020 18:26

take the moon: by sebmojo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Im am actual mole that lied on my resume to get the job and now I'm in way over my head. As usual.

lol

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# ? Nov 1, 2020 18:43

faxlore: a blue star tattoo for you!

hi my name is faxlore and im the internet correspondent for vice news corn, oklahoma office

it is november first and unrest is occurring in the b.y.o.b. district of the something awful dot com forums. a beloved user, nut, was exiled from the community by the districts leadership council. when asked for comment we received the response of "lmbo, no nut november. get it? do you get it? lmao owned" i'll be spending the day with several dissidents preparing for tonight's demonstrations painting signs such as "#yesnutnovember" "free nut lmao, get it?" and "all mods are bastards"

# ? Nov 1, 2020 19:36

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

faxlore posted:

hi my name is faxlore and im the internet correspondent for vice news corn, oklahoma office

it is november first and unrest is occurring in the b.y.o.b. district of the something awful dot com forums. a beloved user, nut, was exiled from the community by the districts leadership council. when asked for comment we received the response of "lmbo, no nut november. get it? do you get it? lmao owned" i'll be spending the day with several dissidents preparing for tonight's demonstrations painting signs such as "#yesnutnovember" "free nut lmao, get it?" and "all mods are bastards"

please include my slogan "nut or bust" in your report, i think it's good

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