Heading to the inconvenience store, you guys want me to grab you something?

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canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

a bag of beef jerky that's entirely the white dessicant packets, but teriyaki flavored

# ? Oct 26, 2020 22:49

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canyoneer posted:

a bag of beef jerky that's entirely the white dessicant packets, but teriyaki flavored

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 03:40

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canyoneer posted:

a bag of beef jerky that's entirely the white dessicant packets, but teriyaki flavored

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 04:21

Christoph

May I have the key to the restroom where the toilet paper is so thin, so unbearably airy and delicate that it tears as soon as it touches my buttocks where it adheres and forms a fluffy fabric layer reminiscent of icing on a wedding cake?

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 04:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

grab me a hundo from the atm for weed money p pls. here's my PIN and 5 more anvils to cover the fee

# ? Oct 27, 2020 04:45

Jaguars!

Trying to find a copy of Juggs, but all the dirty mags have been prewrapped in plain paper for my convenience

# ? Oct 27, 2020 10:16

Jaguars!

"Who even makes 3.6mm headphone jacks" I cry into the sky, my new earphones hanging down and not at all connected to my phone

# ? Oct 27, 2020 10:24

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Jaguars! posted:

Trying to find a copy of Juggs, but all the dirty mags have been prewrapped in plain paper for my convenience

Time magazine except in explicitly pornographic packaging

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 10:30

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Chewbecca posted:

Time magazine except in explicitly pornographic packaging

ohhhh this must be the annual Nobel Committee swimsuit edition :chloe:

# ? Oct 27, 2020 16:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Jaguars! posted:

"Who even makes 3.6mm headphone jacks" I cry into the sky, my new earphones hanging down and not at all connected to my phone

# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:01

Christoph

I got a long drive ahead of me so could you give me those psilocybin trucker pills?

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:43

Finger Prince

Christoph posted:

I got a long drive ahead of me so could you give me those psilocybin trucker pills?

I don't think I could in good faith call any store selling psilocybin pills inconvenient, unless the won't sell me any.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:04

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Finger Prince posted:

I don't think I could in good faith call any store selling psilocybin pills inconvenient, unless the won't sell me any.

the pills are suppositories the size of a walnut

# ? Oct 28, 2020 04:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

worsen-a-flat and Rain Owns™ pls

# ? Nov 1, 2020 08:03

pecan

canyoneer posted:

a bag of beef jerky that's entirely the white dessicant packets, but teriyaki flavored

# ? Nov 1, 2020 11:59

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

could i get some gasoline additives which deliberately gunk up my engine? also some motor oil i have to squeeze out of a pelican

crimes

# ? Nov 1, 2020 17:50

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

they didn't have regular unleaded, so i got you a hogshead of kerosene

# ? Nov 1, 2020 18:38

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Pick me up a bag of ice that's been thawed and refrozen several times, so it's now a misshapen solid lump.
Preferably the kind that imparts a taste vaguely reminiscent of used motor oil to any drinks you add it to.

# ? Nov 1, 2020 19:09

Derpies: by sebmojo

Snag me a coffee that's mostly just grounds at the bottom of the cup.

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# ? Nov 1, 2020 20:18

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

can you get me three taquitos which have been rolled so long that they are basically a polished stick of fried tortilla?

crimes

# ? Nov 2, 2020 03:27

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:25

Jaguars!

Oh no, they've put my unlabelled jar of vegemite in the same bag as my unlabeled jar of axle grease, whatever shall I do?

# ? Nov 2, 2020 06:14

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