i just realized why my frog is such a freak/weirdo

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Zookeeper Steve

i just realized why my frog is such a freak/weirdo.

# ? Oct 18, 2020 21:28

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Heather Papps: hello friend

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# ? Oct 18, 2020 21:32

nut

no I�m not

# ? Oct 18, 2020 21:40

Zookeeper Steve

this isn't the 'why'; but heres an example. looking hosed up and evil hiding in a log

# ? Oct 18, 2020 21:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

Zookeeper Steve posted:

this isn't the 'why'; but heres an example. looking hosed up and evil hiding in a log

wouldnt wanna meet that frog walking home from school

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# ? Oct 18, 2020 21:46

FutonForensic

what a lil creep

# ? Oct 19, 2020 01:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

His tough exterior comes from a rocky home life and from growing up in a bad neighborhood, but if you get to know him he's really very sweet.

# ? Oct 19, 2020 01:22

Prof. Crocodile

this frog is up to something zookeeper steve. as a sinister cold-blooded log dweller myself, i can tell.

you need to gtfo and don't look back.

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Oct 19, 2020

# ? Oct 19, 2020 01:23

Zookeeper Steve

update: i feel bad abt poo poo talking my frog. he is pretty cool and i painted him in a bad light with his picture, he just wanted to know what was going on. my theory abt why hes a freak/weirdo was wrong. hes pretty normal actually. -zk steve

# ? Oct 20, 2020 03:04

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

is the frog threatening you overt this post? change your avatar to for yes and change it to for no

# ? Oct 20, 2020 12:16

idiotsavant

Yeah it came as a huge shock; everyone thought the frog was a totally nice, normal frog. None of us expected it to be such a freak/weirdo

# ? Oct 20, 2020 14:55

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I touched the frog and it was... it felt weird? Yeah that's the word I don't know how else to describe it. It didn't feel like a frog, but at the same time it did? Like it wasn't the right moisture or weight but also kind of was if that makes sense. It was weird.

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# ? Oct 20, 2020 16:12

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

he cant keep getting away with this

# ? Oct 20, 2020 16:34

Zookeeper Steve

hey, another update.
everyone is really overreacting, including me originally. it was just a trick of the
light in that photo, my frog is actually
perfectly normal. this thread doesnt need to exist anymore

# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:10

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

one time I tossed a twig (very GENTLY) onto a toad and it made this horrible sound and played dead. this was only like a week ago

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# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:31

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Zookeeper Steve posted:

hey, another update.
everyone is really overreacting, including me originally. it was just a trick of the
light in that photo, my frog is actually
perfectly normal. this thread doesnt need to exist anymore

is your frog holding a gun to you

# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:40

google THIS

I think maybe the issue here, op, is that you're ashamed that your frog is a freak/weirdo and you need to embrace it

Unless your frog isn't excited about what day of the week it is tomorrow in which case sever

# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:41

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

is your frog holding a gun to you

i know this frog and this would not be out of character

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# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

i hope it's not one of those "crazy frogs" i have heard tell of

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# ? Oct 20, 2020 22:42

alnilam

Maybe your frog is nice/normal and you're the freak/weirdo, it's all relative if u think about it

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# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:37

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

yo op i'm real into your frog please post more of it tia

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# ? Oct 21, 2020 06:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

that frog deserves another chance at acceptance

# ? Oct 21, 2020 06:53

Stoner Sloth

prepuce repurposed posted:

that frog deserves another chance at acceptance

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