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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017




You enter 8800 Blue Lick Road.

https://twitter.com/jennyjaffe/stat...611511614623747



YOU ARE a CAT.



There are endless twisty mazes to stalk. You are NEVER BORED. There is always a new vantage to perch on to stare at the strange, ungainly creatures bumbling through the hallways of the dry boxes.

One day you hear weird noises from the Wet Zone. You avoid the Wet Zone. But can you escape the house?

DROGAS, HUMAN ACTION, & NECROMANCY



And also carpeted urinals.

















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Minrad
Sep 26, 2007



came for the co-op toilets, stayed for the endless bootleg dvd operation in the basement

mp5
Jan 1, 2005

Stroke of luck!



Fun Shoe

with all those girls gone wild DVDs the floor joists are probably in good shape

WilWheaton
Oct 11, 2006

Oh my god it's Hitler's dog!



I feel like the sealed Ancient Aliens DVD pack when you enter and the 6 flats of monster energy drinks on the kitchen table sets you up for whats to come

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017




SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017




I am legit getting lost in this 3D tour and I can't handle it

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

what in the gently caress

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017




there's a random shower tucked away in floor -3 of the warehouse

2 toilet bathrooms on each floor but you gotta walk through the porn gallery to take a shower

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001





Edit:
I found doll underwear.

Knormal fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Oct 27, 2020

Minrad
Sep 26, 2007





home business, for sale, former owner crushed by several large weights in tragic accident

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017




What is going on with these chairs???





Are these people like actively leaking when they sit down?

Minrad
Sep 26, 2007





images you see before you die

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

this house is loving incredible

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Spoilers for those grappling with the house layout It is a former church

Minrad
Sep 26, 2007



the absolute shell shock when you start and you're like "alright it's a slob house but i don't see the big deal"

and then you enter the basement

and you keep going

and you keep going

and then you realize you're lost, inside this nightmare realm

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Minrad posted:

came for the co-op toilets, stayed for the endless bootleg dvd operation in the basement

I'm the illegal immigrant slave labor who slept in the three beds and four baths (four people in each) before Immigration busted the whole operation.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017




4 people my rear end

This was an entire Operation



THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE.......

Minrad
Sep 26, 2007



SKULL.GIF posted:

4 people my rear end

This was an entire Operation



THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE.......

shuffling between aisles, pausing as a 10 box stack of The BEatles cds begins to shake and your life flashes before your eyes, sighing in relief as it stops, then stooping down to grab five copies of Los Puntos dvds and stuffing it in a USPS priority mail box and taking it to the Bubble Wrap Keeper, then shuffling back down into the basement to finish your 20 hour shift before your mandated 4 hours of sleep in the sealed basement room next door to the co-op toilet, never leaving your warehouse

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003



this catte looks cool as hell

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



Amazing stuff.

Imagine the visceral thrill as a closeout hunter dumpster diver ebay/amazon scum merchant when you find 200 copies of Scott Weiland's solo album "Happy in Galoshes" that nobody will ever want to pay you money for across the rest of human history.

mp5
Jan 1, 2005

Stroke of luck!



Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

4 people my rear end

This was an entire Operation



THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE.......

there's like 7 workstations, one of which is browsing amazon.com, presumably to set up seller listings for the 500 copies of The Devil's Rejects on DVD they've got

Minrad
Sep 26, 2007



Heath
Apr 29, 2008



There are 3 Xbox 360s hidden deep within. Can you find them?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!






Ultra Carp

eat fresh

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LordNagash
Dec 29, 2012


the weird shower? bath? that looks like a pool?? is like if someone heard about wet rooms like... fourth or fifth hand

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


yeah, after going through the 3d tour i'm probably going to have anxiety nightmares tonight.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Blue Lick Road Bingo:

Used Tampon in rubbish bin
Cat
Wank Station (lotion, tablet, paper towel, rubbish bin)
Scott Weiland DVD
CD/DVD
Slow Cooker/Crockpot

Elukka
Feb 17, 2011



What do you guys think about people glitching in the blue tub speedrun community? The best really legit run is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXkE0XThDsQ at 21.43 seconds, but this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvx19498czQ does it in 8.19 seconds by abusing the floor switch exploit.

Elukka fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Oct 27, 2020

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



LordNagash posted:

the weird shower? bath? that looks like a pool?? is like if someone heard about wet rooms like... fourth or fifth hand

As was mentioned it looks like the place used to be a church and so the wacky bath would be for baptizing.

The weird mix of residential and commercial is very offputting. Like how right next to one of the restrooms is a room with a bed.

Elukka
Feb 17, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK8UZi4HXa4
Official theme

RamrodMC
Mar 2, 2011

midget astronaut


The_Continental posted:

Blue Lick Road Bingo:

Used Tampon in rubbish bin
Cat
Wank Station (lotion, tablet, paper towel, rubbish bin)
Scott Weiland DVD
CD/DVD
Slow Cooker/Crockpot

https://mfbc.us/m/d63tq5 Inspired by your post

RamrodMC fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Oct 27, 2020

Minrad
Sep 26, 2007




lmfao

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Legit lol'd at Jade Horse (probably cursed)

RamrodMC
Mar 2, 2011

midget astronaut


Round 2 https://mfbc.us/m/mjysuv

RamrodMC fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Oct 27, 2020

Cum AllYeFaithful
Oct 21, 2020

by Fluffdaddy


HOLY loving poo poo.

Ground floor.

Cum AllYeFaithful
Oct 21, 2020

by Fluffdaddy


Imagine the agent/broker, going through and taking these pictures, and listing this filth-hole for nearly four hundred thousand US dollars.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017




The really mindbending thing is trying to imagine living here. Wake up, traverse 3 floors of a maze to take a shower surrounded by empty Subway cans, walk back dripping all over the carpet...

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Cum AllYeFaithful posted:

Imagine the agent/broker, going through and taking these pictures, and listing this filth-hole for nearly four hundred thousand US dollars.

I really want to know what is going on behind the scenes here. Like, how did those restrooms happen? What kind of madman plumber installed two toilets so close together? If you buy the house does it come with all that crap in it? If not why not wait until it is emptied out to take pictures? How did the current homeowners acquire all that inventory?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


muscles like this! posted:

I really want to know what is going on behind the scenes here. Like, how did those restrooms happen? What kind of madman plumber installed two toilets so close together? If you buy the house does it come with all that crap in it? If not why not wait until it is emptied out to take pictures? How did the current homeowners acquire all that inventory?

It was a church/religious school, so the residential side was probably for staff and/or students.

Someone found an article yesterday where they got raided as a fencing operation in 2014 because they were getting a lot of packages delivered.

Judging by the contents and some boxes labeled "Walmart Returns," they are an operation that's buying returns (I can't speak for Walmart, but Amazon auctions off pallets of returns, so it's probably similar), and other unsold merchandise, then flipping it on ebay and/or flea markets

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The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Im theorizing that there was some sort of dodgy amazon/ebay business going on in there. Im guessing the owners want to sell very very quickly possibly to cover legal fees. I also imagine they are trying to liquidate some of that stock.

This would explain the general state of the place, and why it was listed as is.

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