[FOR SALE] ESCAPE from the WET ZONE [3D TOUR]

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You enter 8800 Blue Lick Road.

https://twitter.com/jennyjaffe/status/1320611511614623747

YOU ARE a CAT.

There are endless twisty mazes to stalk. You are NEVER BORED. There is always a new vantage to perch on to stare at the strange, ungainly creatures bumbling through the hallways of the dry boxes.

One day you hear weird noises from the Wet Zone. You avoid the Wet Zone. But can you escape the house?

DROGAS, HUMAN ACTION, & NECROMANCY

And also carpeted urinals.

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# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 05:50

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I am legit getting lost in this 3D tour and I can't handle it

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 05:54

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there's a random shower tucked away in floor -3 of the warehouse

2 toilet bathrooms on each floor but you gotta walk through the porn gallery to take a shower

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 06:00

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What is going on with these chairs??? :stonk:

Are these people like actively leaking when they sit down?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 06:04

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4 people my rear end

This was an entire Operation

THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE.......

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 06:22

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The really mindbending thing is trying to imagine living here. Wake up, traverse 3 floors of a maze to take a shower surrounded by empty Subway cans, walk back dripping all over the carpet...

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https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1321261867835281411

Excerpts from the article:

quote:

Troy Curtis is selling his unusual home for a good reason: he needs more space. He�s looking for a larger building that can handle his growing business and overflowing inventory.

Emptying out the house before selling simply wasn�t an option, since he needs the funds from the sale to buy the larger property.

So, he let the realtor come in to shoot the virtual tour in its current packed state. The 3D photographer told Curtis that it typically takes him 30-40 minutes to shoot a house of that size, but going up and down every aisle, it took over three hours to capture it all.

quote:

The Response
Curtis was aware that people were talking about his house, but he wasn�t clear how viral it was going online. He doesn�t have a Twitter account, and his phone wasn�t able to view the virtual tour, though some friends mentioned it to him on Facebook.

He seemed excited that people were finding it, and that it would bring more viewers to his listing, but then two strange things happened unrelated to our conversation:

The link to the 3D walkthrough was removed from the listing.

When loading the walkthrough directly, you can�t get to the bathtub anymore.

I quickly called Troy again, and he was puzzled that it was gone. He never asked for

them to remove it, and certainly never told them to change the walkthrough.

He called his broker on the other line, and we quickly learned why they blocked it off: Girls Gone Wild.

The room right before the bathtub is filled with shelves of Girls Gone Wild DVDs, and the DVD covers are clearly visible. The brokerage agent felt it was inappropriate, so removed the links and blocked off that room, making it impossible to get to the bathtub.

Troy Curtis is hoping the brokerage company changes it back.

He was really hoping to unload some of those Girls Gone Wild DVDs as souvenirs to people who won the game.

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